Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or anything within the franchise. I also do not own the idea of miniature versions of characters.

Izzy's Little Cast

It was another day at Playa des Losers, the place where the cast of Total Drama were legally contracted to live for three years unless they renew their contracts for more seasons then the three year period starts up again. All was quiet there today, everyone kept to themselves. Beth and Lindsay were in the resort's spa, getting their nails painted, Noah was on his usual stool at the juice bar pool reading a book he had ordered online, Duncan (who had avoided going to jail thanks to Izzy blackmailing Noah into doing some hacking) had stolen Chef's motorcycle that he had seen during season one and was personalizing it with spray paint and spikes. Geoff had picked up his cellphone and was making arrangements to celebrate his friend Evan's birthday back home, Lightning had challenged Jo to a game of basketball, and Sierra returned to obsessing over Cody much to Cameron's relief. Overall, the day was a quiet one unlike a normal day.

Then Izzy ruined that all, making today like every other one.

"Oh my gosh!"

Heads turned to the source of the seemingly excited scream, finding Izzy running out of the resort with a box.

She pulled to a stop in front of Gwen, who was sitting with Trent in beach chairs on the plaza. "Hey guys! You would not believe what I've done!" Izzy said excitedly to everyone.

"Let me guess," Gwen started, "You gave Chef the worst wedgie he ever experienced and now he's out to murder you for it."

"Nope!" The crazy girl shook her head happily.

Harold raised a hand. "Did you finally realize why you're so eccentric when you have an IQ of 188?"

Izzy smiled. "That's not it either!"

Dawn peeked an eye open from her meditation session with B. "B and I think you collected spiders for a surprise Halloween party you're planning." Her large friend nodded in synchronization.

"Three strikes and you're all out!" The redhead laughed. "Wow, you're all really bad at guessing games."

"Well, then tell us already, Frizzy!" Jo barked when Izzy's news paused her game against Lightning.

Then Izzy looked at Gwen. "Gwen, you remember that clone I made of you that was totally obsessed with Courtney and replaced you during All-Stars?"

"Yeah?" Gwen answered warily.

Izzy held out the box. "Well, not only did I get my hands on a cloning pod but I also got a shrink ray machine thingamabob and shrunk her down with it after you told me you were sick of babysitting her. Now I can't understand a word she says because she's on like another plane of existence or something."

Trent pointed at the box. "You're telling us you have Gwen's shrunken clone in that box?"

Izzy held a hand up. "Not finished yet! Anyway, that gave me an idea. So I went around collecting DNA from everyone, even myself, and started cloning everybody. Once I cloned everybody, I shrunk them down like I did with Gwen's clone and now we have a complete collection of mini-uses!" She exclaimed cheerfully.

Staci interjected at that point. "Really? My great-great-great-great uncle Jordan invented collections! Before him, everybody had random numbers of things."

Then Cameron walked up. "First of all, that hasn't been proven." This made Staci frown sadly. "Second of all, there's no way you could make tiny clones of all of us." He stated to Izzy.

"But I did! Gather around everybody, come be amazed at Izzy's tiny cast collection!" The crazy girl sat down on the tile plaza and took the lid off the box.

All those who cared to look in Izzy's box came over and crowded around her. What they saw surprised them all.

Indeed there were tiny clones of the Total Drama cast, including Chris and Chef. A miniature Geoff was making out with a miniature Bridgette, Mini Sam was playing on a mini-sized handheld game, they were all acting like the originals!

Bridgette looked at her mini double with a scrutinizing look. "Is that how Geoff and I really look to people when we make out?"

"Hey, look at mini me!" Duncan pointed out. Inside the box, Mini Duncan reeled his foot back and kicked Mini Harold in the kiwis, making the nerd clone bend over in pain while the life sized Harold winced. The real Duncan could only laugh comically. "Oh this is rich!" He breathed after laughing so hard.

Watching the mini cast, Cameron noticed something weird. "What's going on with Mini Mike?" Mini Mike seemed to gasp then hunch over with one eye squinting shut. He raised a fist and seemed to start ranting. "Is Mini Mike… acting like Chester?"

Izzy shrugged as she watched. "I think so. I collected Mike's DNA before he beat Mal so maybe his clone has the alternate personalities too."

The others continued watching the box full of mini cast clones before their attention was tore away by Noah picking up his mini clone. "I have had enough of this crazy train today which I think mini me has too. He's coming with me to do something productive." Noah walked back to the juice bar pool with his mini clone, setting the mini on the bar table and sharing his book which caught Mini Noah's attention.

"Noah! You just can't take my little Noah like that without asking." Izzy reprimanded.

"I just did!" This made Izzy seethe for a moment before she calmed down by the fact that she had the rest of them yet.

Jo scanned the box contents when she noticed something. "Wait a second, where's a stupid mini Blaineley? You said you made mini clones of everybody."

At that, Izzy smiled. "Oh, I released Mini Blaineley. I thought it would be fun to watch if Blaineley screamed at the sight of finding a small version of herself wandering around. She'd think it was a mutant freak or something."

(Blaineley's room)

Blaineley sat at her vanity in her room (which she thought should be bigger since she's the only adult contestant on the show) and examined her make-up while she talked to Josh from Celebrity Manhunt on her cell. "You sure you can't find anything in my contract that can get me out of this teenage-infested hotel? If none of these idiots were here then I would be perfectly fine here." She said to him.

"I'm sorry, Blaineley but I double checked and triple checked in case I missed something but I haven't found anything that can't legally be broken. Look, I know a guy that's an expert at contracts, I'll send him a copy and see if he can find something. I promise. You're like a sister to me and there isn't anybody else I would want hosting Manhunt with me than you. That and my co-host that came on after you went on the Aftermath is a huge brat. I seriously want her to get fired." Josh replied.

The woman sighed. "Alright, I'll try to endure these morons for a little while longer. Just please find something that can get me out of this." Blaineley hung up and looked at the picture taped to the vanity. "Thanks for the boat ride in Paris, Bruno. At this point, I would prefer Siberia to this place." In the picture, the woman along with the Siberian brown bear were on a bird-shaped boat in Paris.

At that moment, a super small clone of Blaineley climbed up the side of the vanity. It walked over to the mirror then began examining her make-up as well.

Looking down at the corner of the mirror, Blaineley gasped upon sight of her miniature double. "Mutant freak!" She brought down a fist to attempt to squash her.

Dodging the giant fist, Mini Blaineley leapt to the side before jumping off the table to the carpet floor. Since the clone was on the floor, Blaineley chose to try to stomp on her instead. At every stomp, the small clone would dodge and run until it came to a vent at the bottom of a wall. Taking a leap of faith, Blaineley's clone dove through a vent crack to safety.

Seeing the clone gone, Blaineley growled. "And stay out, you little monster!"

(The Playa Plaza)

"Which it is." Gwen muttered.

"I wonder what Chef would do if he found his little clone. He would probably try to smash him with a meat mallet thinking he was some kind of small alien trying to replace him." Izzy continued on without hearing Gwen.

Cameron cleared his throat so Izzy would pay attention to him. "Um, Izzy, would you mind if I took Mini Mike? There's something I'd like to look into."

Izzy nodded happily. "Sure, take him." Then she turned to Noah's direction, loudly asking. "At least you asked!" Noah huffed and dug deeper into his book.

"Thank you!" Cameron plucked Mini Mike out of the box then glanced at Mini Zoey as well as Mini Cameron. "Can I take those two as well? I'm sure Mini Mike would like some company."

"Go right ahead."

So Cameron gathered up his chosen miniatures and turned to B. "B, could you come with me? There's something I might need your help with." B nodded in compliance and walked off with Cameron, waving to Dawn.

Izzy closed up the box, standing up as she did so. "I'm going inside to show these guys off to everyone else. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces like yours." The crazy girl went inside, leaving everyone else gathered where she was.

"Come on, Dim, we have a basketball game to finish." Jo reminded Lightning walking away to the court.

Lightning eyed her sharply, but following anyway. "Who? You talking to me? Lightning's name is Lightning, not Dim. Dumb girl!"

Jo shook her head disapprovingly. "I'm not Dumb Girl, Jockstrap. Dumb Girl is Bad Jock's girlfriend."

"You're Lightning's girlfriend? Lightning didn't know we were going out."

"Someone please knock at least a pint size of intelligence into him." The jockette hissed under her breath.

Dawn, meanwhile, looked to the blonde couple of Geoff and Bridgette. "I sense nothing but trouble is going to come from Izzy's clone collection."

Shrugging, Geoff looked between both vegetarians. "I don't know. I think they look kind of cool." The fact that he saw a little version of himself making out with a little version of his girlfriend was awesome!

Note: The idea of Gwen's clone is from RedEyedWarrior and GreenPokeGuy. Duncan's not being in jail is a reference to my other story, Deed Done Five Times.