Disclaimer: Don't own Digimon.
Author's Note: This fanfic is completely different from any other fic I've written. This just randomly came to me. Enjoy!
02 Character Pick-up Lines
So girls, you walk into the local store in Odaiba to buy a carton of milk. Suddenly one of the chosens walks up to you and smiles. Sadly, they are horrible at getting girls, except Yamato and Ken, but they have the most horrible pick-up lines ever. These are the first things they would say to you…
Taichi: I can always make a goal points in soccer. Can I make a few points with you?
Yamato: I can play around with my guitar. Mind if I play around with you?
Koushiro: Will you let me hyperlink into your heart?
Joe: I'm a doctor; want me to examine your heartbeat? I think it's momentum is getting fast because you're going to be my lover.
Daisuke: I have a little bit of money saved up. How much do I have to pay for you and me to get laid?
Iori: I'm young and handsome…real young…be my girlfriend?
Takeru: I'm the chosen child of hope. I hope you'll say yes to being my angel.
Ken: I'm a genius. I can calculate how many minutes it will take me to get you to like me.
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So guys, you go into an arcade and suddenly, one of the chosen girls walks up to you and puts a finger to her lip. You give her a weird stare while they tilt their hips to the side as they prepare to give you some of the worst flirting you've ever heard in your life. Here is what they would most likely tell you…
Miyako: Like my glasses? I like glasses. Do you? If you don't, it's okay. Do you like me? I like you.
Hikari: I'll be your angel of light…so long as you don't take me to the beach. Is it a date?
Mimi: I'm from America! Like American girls? I'm from Japan, but I live in America. Want to go to America? I'll take you there if you want! You'd just have to marry me first!
Sora: Hi there, I make guys swoon. I'm like a mother to most. I'll be your momma if you be my baby.
Thus, you give whoever goes up to you an answer. They would either take your answer as a good thing then date you, or they take it as a bad thing while they summon up their Digimon
I told you this fic would be completely different from the others. Well, this weekend I'll have some free time to FINALLY write more chapters to my current stories. Stay tuned!