Zidane's Tornado Powers
"WOHOO!" Zidane shouted as he spun around 1,000,000 miles per hour. He had finally discovered how to use the sacred tornado twist! With lightning speed he could make his enemies die of nausea. Kuja was spinning around wildly with his eyes bulging, and Zidane began to laugh hysterically. "I've finally got the power to control every evil humanoid on Gaia!" Zidane shouted. Kuja begged for his life, but Zidane only increased the tornado spell. "Take that you smelly wanker, you!" Zidane said maniacally. The power was surging through Zidane's veins and he felt energized! Kuja howled in pain, "Please Zidane have mercy upon thee!" Zidane looked at Kuja and saw that he was in real pain. Reconsidering his punishment for Kuja, Zidane said "Ok, Kuja, you may choose your punishment this once, but don't expect it to happen again" he continued, "you can eat a bandersnatch's penis or you can get one of my 5,000,000 per hour tornado spells coming at you!" "So choose now." Zidane finished. Kuja looked horrified, but nonetheless he choose his doom, "the bandersnatch's penis, the bandersnatch's penis!" he cried.
"WOHOO!" Zidane shouted as he spun around 1,000,000 miles per hour. He had finally discovered how to use the sacred tornado twist! With lightning speed he could make his enemies die of nausea. Kuja was spinning around wildly with his eyes bulging, and Zidane began to laugh hysterically. "I've finally got the power to control every evil humanoid on Gaia!" Zidane shouted. Kuja begged for his life, but Zidane only increased the tornado spell. "Take that you smelly wanker, you!" Zidane said maniacally. The power was surging through Zidane's veins and he felt energized! Kuja howled in pain, "Please Zidane have mercy upon thee!" Zidane looked at Kuja and saw that he was in real pain. Reconsidering his punishment for Kuja, Zidane said "Ok, Kuja, you may choose your punishment this once, but don't expect it to happen again" he continued, "you can eat a bandersnatch's penis or you can get one of my 5,000,000 per hour tornado spells coming at you!" "So choose now." Zidane finished. Kuja looked horrified, but nonetheless he choose his doom, "the bandersnatch's penis, the bandersnatch's penis!" he cried.