This fic is about the game Saints Row 4.
It is told in the POV of the main OC (Jeanie Magnifique) and it will be talking about most of the other Saints Row games in the process. Please, alert me if I get some information wrong so I can fix it in the future.
With this out of the way, let's get started!

Chapter 1

Well, I don't know how I managed to disarm that nuclear missile that was headed for the White House in America. Nor did I have any idea of how I survived busting through the ceiling of the White House and surviving the fall from that great a height without a parachute. But the country was nearly unanimous in their decision. I saved them all from the corrupt army man of Cyrus Temple and saved the world from being wiped out by nuclear Armageddon. They all wanted me to become the president of the United States. ME! A gang leader of the Third Street Saints and having countless murders and crimes under my belt, becoming the president of the greatest country on Earth! It was all so surreal, but I happily accepted the offer. And so, once that old coot in Trump left the office, I finally was allowed to do the order of business in the White House for my first day of duty. Hell, I'd even enlisted some of my friends, former allies, and even a couple of bad guys gone good from my past gang years to become part of my oval office.

Kinzie Kensington, the smartest woman I knew, was now the head of the CIA and press secretary and she couldn't be more thrilled about it. After all, she was kicked out for years because of another one of my new members to the military in Matt Miller. He was an avid hacker and troublemaker, him managing to hack Kinzie during her original CIA time and her hating his guts ever since. But now that the two of them were working together in the CIA with Kinzie being the intelligence officer and commander and Matt being in charge of computer analytics, I'm sure that if they started to work together, they could at least have a positive time together.

Then there was Asha, who was already a very important army woman in her own right, her being a member of the United Kingdom's version of the CIA for a good few years before I had her join the White House as my brute enforcer and Presidential protection in the form of MI6 when the Secret Service wasn't around. And speaking of Secret Service, that honor went to my bestie in Shaundi, who had been with me ever since my Steelport Days. She was nonstop business all the time, which made her perfect as my chief of Secret Service. I could handle myself very well, but in times of crisis, she was my go-to girl.

Meanwhile, Pierce, the poster boy for the Third Street Saints and the one in charge of all the marketing, was my Communications Director. It was up to him to take the calls of the different problems that our country may face and tell me of the real issues among the numerous fakes. Also, Oleg, the biggest guy with the biggest heart I'd ever met back in Steelport, was my Paparazzi enforcer. No dirty pics would be allowed at all so long as he was with me. He'd teach them a lesson with his gigantic biceps, which were bigger than most of our heads!

Finally, there were my two most important party members. My vice president was Kieth David. THE Kieth David! He was the one who would show me the ropes and what to do as my new duties as the president, which I knew I had a lot to learn. And as for my Chief of Staff, no man could do that job other than Ben King. He was originally from a bad gang called the Vice Kings in Stillwater before his bitch Tanya Winters took over and tried to kill him. He's been loyal to the Saints ever since and though he was disappointed about not being the Vice President, he understood that it needed to be someone who could show me how to be a real deal president. He was perfectly content with being Chief of Staff, since he loved to boss others around.

I then made my way down the hall and was approached by a person that was in charge of medical science. "Misses President! We wanted to know, we have the technology to cure one of these two ailments, but only one... do you want to be the president that ends world hunger? Or the one who cures cancer?" the man asked me. I was a bit taken aback, but I thought for a minute and pointed at the cancer.

"It had a good run, but cancer is gonna be sorry it ever messed with humanity," I smiled at that as I then walked down the hall some more and started to get heckled by someone obviously not from the press.

"You really think yer hot stuff? A woman thug crime lord running the country?! Hah! I bet ya can't even defend yer-... SELF! GAHOogh..." the guy exclaimed when I punched his dickhead to shut him up.

After going down the hall some more, I met up with another one of my friends from the past, Josh Birk, who was a film director and was going to make a documentary about my life in the White House. "Hey, Magnifique! Oleg and I are gonna go to the bar tonight and get seven kinds of action! You want in?" he asked in excitement. I admired his offer and under normal circumstances I would've said yes. But I didn't want to be a negative influence of a president.

"Um... not today. Maybe another time, Josh. But not right now. I have a press conference to get to and it'll probably take all night," I said. And for those of you unaware, I had a slight French accent to my voice because of my being part French. But it only got really heavy when I was under stress or when I was very mad.

"Understandable. After all, you wouldn't want your reputation worried on the first day of duties," Josh smiled.

"Exactly," I smirked back as I petted his shaggy head, me seeing that a reporter took a shot of me doing that, which Oleg immediately tackled him to the ground and smashed the camera. "Nice one, Oleg," I smiled at the enforcer. I then finally made it to the conference and saw that the crowd was a bit rowdy, particularly about Kinzie speaking to them.

"Miss Kinzie! Do you have anything to say about how you spent a million dollars for high grade weaponry?" the reporter asked, me kind of knowing about this already.

"Okay... um... next question?" Kinzie asked, obviously not used to this yet. I then was approached by Shaundi to my right and she said something in my ear.

"Kinzie ordered for high-grade satellites because she detected a strange abnormality above the planet's atmosphere. It looked to be a gigantic blip that was as big as a fourth of this entire planet," Shaundi said to me, which I could tell was not good.

"So what does that mean? Was she right about the aliens? Or is something bigger?" I asked. The answer was proven when, out of nowhere, a giant light actually burst through the roof and right above Kinzie, her gasping and shrieking in horror as she was sucked up into the sky by the light! I gasped and knew I had to do something! "Shaundi! Come with me to the gun cabinet! We're taking the fight to these aliens!" I exclaimed at her, Shaundi nodding and us rushing down the halls, only for us to see some more lights crash the party and for them to actually kidnap Pierce, King, and Kieth!

"We gotta hurry!" I exclaimed as I then started to notice strange reptilian creatures appear in the White House. The aliens had arrived. And they did not look like the friendly type.

We eventually reached the gun cabinet and Shaundi waited outside with her gun to take care of any incoming threats as I got a burst rifle, a shotgun (my favorite to use), some dual SMGs, and a rocket launcher in case things went even more south. But then I heard another light pierce through the ceiling and rushed over to see that Shaundi had been sucked up and Asha was joining her! "ASHA! NO!" Matt exclaimed as he tried to jump in and save her, which was a dumb move as he too got abducted! I then got a message from a reporter of all people on my phone.

"Get to the front grounds! Activate the White House Defense Bunker! Time to attack the ships!" she said, me listening and heading outside while dealing with any kind of aliens that wished to do my harm. I then got onto the Defense system and started to shower the alien UFOs with some missiles and lasers of my own, managing to do quite a bit of damage to the smaller ships and causing the bigger ship to fall to the ground afterwards. I then got off the defense turret and smashed my way into the cockpit, a much bigger alien being in the cockpit and laughing at how I tried to bust in before I finally managed to do so.

"Leave this planet alone in the name of President Jeanie Magnifique!" I exclaimed at him with my heavy French accent as I tried to shoot him and gasped at something I didn't see coming. He had some kind of protection to my bullets and they just ricocheted right off of him! "What ze flip are you supposed to be?!" I growled at him as I got out my rocket launcher and tried to shoot him with that, my shock plain as day when he actually made me fly off the ground and he smacked my body into the metal walls, which hurt like all hell! It felt like I was being smashed with a gun all over my body until he looked at me and brought me to his face.

"Aw, no fight left in you? I thought you'd be a better fight?" the alien asked, him being able to speak not surprising me. Anyone that had these powers definitely had to be able to speak. I simply spat in his face as I couldn't control my limbs at all and the big guy simply slammed me into the ground and smirked a bit. "I am Zinyak, ruler of the Zin Empire... oh I'm going to have some fun breaking you," the alien leader smiled as I then fell unconscious. Too much pain... I then closed my eyes and got conked out... for how long though? I had no freaking clue (Yeah, I didn't swear, which is one trait that made me different from other gangs. I never swore unless someone really ticked me off).

I didn't know where I was when I woke up, but I immediately knew something was different by my area I was in. It looked way too pretty to be a place on an alien spaceship. I didn't like where this was going, but for some reason, my body got up from the bed and started to... oh god no... stop walking like an idiot! Come on! Stop it! I kept on telling this to myself until my body forced me to slide down the railing of a set of stairs and I heard a voice followed by laughter. "Leave it to the Saints! Starring, Jeanie Magnifique!" I heard a voice say that sounded like a 50's cheesy sitcom.

"Oh come the fuck on! I am not a sitcom person! Snap out of it, me! Come on!" I exclaimed at myself, but my body didn't listen. It instead went to the table and started to painfully eat some cereal followed by a laugh track with each bite. "Oh, you want to play hardball, do you, me? Well maybe I should do something that will break my consciousness to your thick head!" I exclaimed as I breathed in and started to swear nonstop with all the swears in the book as well as some derogatory words being repeated over and over again I didn't expect it to work, but it worked!

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!" I exclaimed in front of a woman in the house, her being a maid and gasping at when I said that word in front of her.

"We don't take kindly to that language around here, miss. Is something the matter?" she asked me as she grabbed a knife.

"Is something ze matter?! Yes something is ze matter! I hate zese stupid 50's sitcoms! Come on out, you alien sodajerk! I know you're pulling the strings! Show your face! I'm gonna smash it!" I exclaimed as I then heard a voice I never expected to hear. It was my Head of Press!

"Boss! Are you okay? The simulation is destabilizing everywhere! Whatever the hell you did, it's obvious that it's getting too much for it! I didn't think you'd be able to get out of the loop, but I'm shocked you did this as quickly as I did!" I heard Kinzie's voice say all around me.

"Kinzie?! Where are you? I kinda need help here!" I exclaimed as I burst out of the house and jumped into the nearest car, as the maid was approaching me with the knife in her hand.

"It's a simulation of your worst fears! A place filled with things that you hate and you having no control over them. You're somewhere on the ship and asleep in a capsule. That was what it was like for me and Kieth, but we escaped first. You need to destroy the simulation completely before you can wake up," Kinzie said to me. But then I heard another voice come onto the field as I saw the simulation change slightly.

"Now why would you want to do that, my dear president?" I heard Zinyak's voice say as his face appeared in a hologram.

"Shut it, lizard man! Let me out of here! Nobody kidnaps the president of the United States! NOBODY KIDNAPS MAGNIFIQUE!" I exclaimed at him as I tried to punch the face, but got my face grabbed by his giant, meaty paws.

"I think you need to learn obedience, hon... here, your own personal playground, where everything belongs to me. Now do me a favor and stay there. Forever," Zinyak smiled as he opened up a hole underneath me and I gasped as I fell down and onto the grass of a patch of ground I knew well. It was the ground that was by Kinzie's old base of operations in Steelport!

"Boss! Jeanie, what's going on?! The simulation suddenly changed drastically to look exactly like Steelport!" Kinzie said with shock.

"It's Zinyak's doing. He's trying to make it harder for me to escape... I need to find out some way to get out of this place and to the real world," I frowned as I lost the heaviness in my accent. Maybe because of the familiar territory, but then again, anything was better than that hellhole of a 50's sitcom.

"Okay... give me a moment and I'll try and think of a way that you can disrupt the system," Kinzie said. I waited for a bit and decided to drive around for a bit on a motorcycle, missing the feeling of doing so for some reason. This simulations was exactly like Steelport looked like, which I smiled at the authenticity and the little touches. The only difference were giant towers of red and black metal as well as some statues of Zinyak plastered all over the place.

"Okay, here's an idea. There are some stray data clusters all over this place. Maybe if you collect 3 of them, you may be able to get some kind of upgrade to your powers," Kinzie said.

"Really?" I asked as I noticed a large cylinder of blue codes in front of me and by Kinzie's workshop. "Would they happen to look light blue and look like codes in a cylindrical shape?" I asked her.

"Looks like you already found one! Pick it up and find a few more. They'll absorb into your body in the simulation so you can go about getting more powerful," Kinzie said.

I then touched the cluster and gasped at how my body suddenly felt lighter and more invigorated! "I already sense some power left the simulation and entered you! Just grab 2 more and you may be able to get something useful!" Kinzie smirked.