Hermione was nearly finished with her Charms essay she had worked on all week. As she walked slowly into the great hall, finishing her very last sentence, someone bumped into her spilling all her ink down her front and over the paper.
Hermione turned around slowly, her face twisting into a grimace of fury. She was going to put whoever did this through hell. It was Snape but she didn't care.
"Snape I am going to kill you!"
Every student tuned and looked in awe.
At first he was going to laugh, but then he saw she was a crazy bitch.
"I'm so sorry, here I can fix it!"
He waved his wand and all think ink on the page disappeared, including the writing.
"I'm sorry!"
"You will be!"
And with that Hermione began to chase him around the hall. Every student was still in awe.
"Get away from me you crazy bitch!" screamed Snape.
"I am going to fuck you up Snape!!" screamed Hermione and they ran out of the hall. There was a loud thump witch suggested she had caught him, followed by…
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"YOU'ER MINE NOW BITCH!"
"OH GOD PLEASE DON'T- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES SNAPE?!!!!!!!!"
BANG!
"YOU SHOT ME! YOU SHOT ME YOU CRAZY BITCH! OOOOOWWWWW!!! OOOOOOWWWWWWWW! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEY WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO! NO THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!!!!!"
"IT DOES NOW BITCH!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OH GOD! WHY? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"
"SHUT UP YOU IDIONT!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU ELECTRICUTED ME YOU BUCK TOOTHED WHORE! YOU- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD YOU SPRAYED MASE IN MY EYES! IT BUUUUUURRRRRRRNS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
The students in the great hall her a very loud thump followed by complete silence. The next second Hermione reentered the hall dragging a very bloody teary eyed and disproportioned Snape. His mouth was duct taped shut and his wrists were tied together. She went over to Harry and Ron at the Gryffindor table, Hauled Snaped up beside her, and began eating breakfast. Every one looked from her to Snape who was doubled over the table crying in pain.
"What the hell was that?" asked Ron, all eyes still on them.
"It was tough love Ron," replied Hermione cheerfully. "I was teaching him a lesson about not making me angry. Isn't that right Professor?"
Snape nodded slowly, his eyes still teary.
"Now Professor, if I peel back the tape and feed you some bacon, will you start screaming?"
Snape shook hid head and Hermione peeled back the tape. Snape was silent and Hermione held a piece of bacon to his mouth which he began to slowly nibble on.
"That's a good boy," said Hermione patting his back.
"Um Hermione, when are you going to let him go?" asked harry, the hall still completely silent.
"Oh I don't know; maybe I'll teach him a few tricks, make the other kids jealous. Once he's been trained he is really quite sweet, aren't you professor?"
Snape looked up, and reluctantly nodded. Hermione began to pet him like a dog.
"Hermione, you can't keep him like a pet, he's a person," said Harry
"Just you wait and see Harry! I'll tech him to walk on a leash and roll over and play dead! Come on Professor, we're leaving!"
And with that Hermione got up and lead Snape out or the Great Hall.