The lights in the dark, dreary room slowly flickered on. A man in the corner began to stir, but as he stood up he noticed his arm was chained to something. "What the...boy, I must've been drunk last night. Oh God, there's not a dead hooker around somewhere, is there? Wait...where am I?"
"You're here, Billy." A voice said from out of nowhere.
"Um...my name is Gary." Gary responded as he tried to wriggle out of the cuff. "And where is 'here'?"
The voice didn't speak for a few moments, but there were some ruffling of papers. "Aw, hell, we got the wrong person. Oh well, I'll torture you, I guess. Here is where you'll spend your last...few...moments." Suddenly, on the other side of the room, the wall began to move towards Burt or whoever he was. "You have 60 seconds to find the key, or else you'll be finding things a little...flat."
"Is that really the best you could do?"
"SHUT UP! I kill people for a living, not write jokes." The speaker clicked off and whoever was talking clearly gave up on communicating.
Lewis looked around the room quickly, wall-"My name is GARY!" No one cares, Garfield. He looked around the room hesitantly, then saw the key lying in front off him, plain as day. "Oh!"
"Wait, don't pick that up, I totally forgot to hide it!" The mysterious voice said. "I mean...that key is not the key you're looking for..."
"This isn't Star Wars!"
And just then Iron Man flew in through the ceiling and landed on Berkley's hand as he was reaching for the key. "I am Iron Man, and wow this place could use a new coat of paint."
"The fuck? Who are you?" The voice shouted from the speakers. "Hold on!" A secret panel opened up and out rode a little man on a tricycle. "Alright buddy, you can't just be burstin' in here, ruining my plans!"
"I am Iron Man, and nobody tells Iron Man what to do. Iron Man does whatever he wants!" Iron Man blasted the little weird dude onto the moving wall. "Damn, not enough power, he's still alive." Suddenly spikes shout out from the wall, impaling the little man. "Oh, well that works. Now I could save ummmm...Jake here or whatever, but I think I'm gonna go take a nap somewhere instead, later!" Iron Man flew through the hole, taking the key with him.
Ezekial looked up through the hole, then back at the moving wall now with spikes on it. "...Fuck."