[MERCUTIO enter tomb
MERCUTIO:
G'day mate!
ROMEO:
I thought you were dead!
[BENVOLIO pops out of bush
BENVOLIO:
It was all a joke! What a knee slapper!
[MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO roll on floor, laughing
ROMEO:
You idiots! Now Juliet is dead!
MERCUTIO:
She is?
BENVOLIO:
What?
ROMEO:
Yes! Do you see her over there, lying on the [sniffle table, dead as a doorknob?
BENVOLIO:
What's a doorknob?
MERCUTIO:
Nevermind that… can't you see he's distressed?
[ROMEO falls on ground, crying
MERCUTIO:
Cheer up mate!
BENVOLIO:
Oh, look, Juliet's moving! I didn't know dead people could move!
JULIET:
I'm not dead, you addle pated flea-bitten hugger mugger!
ROMEO:
YOU'RE ALIVE!
[ROMEO tackles JULIET
MERCUTIO:
Get a room…
BENVOLIO:
What a happy ending!
[ALL break out into song and dance
MERCUTIO:
Wait, who is this dead body on the floor?
ROMEO:
Oh, that's just Paris.
BENVOLIO:
Oh look! A window!
ROMEO:
[aside to JULIET Are thinking what I am thinking?
JULIET:
Out the window?
[ROMEO and JULIET struggle to lift PARIS they throw PARIS out the window
ALL:
Oh happy end!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own The Tragedy Of Romeo and Juliet...
A/N:
so everybody's a biiit out of character... suprisingly enough. Mmmmhmmmm...
I hopes you alls enjoyed it.
the ideal paradox