Chapter One- Dreams

"Legend tells of a legendary warrior." The storyteller said. "Whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend!"

As he told the story, it appeared in real life. A panda wearing robes the color of golden wheat, a red cape, and a woven hat the covered his eyes walked along a dock, brandishing a bamboo staff.

"He traveled the land, in search of worthy foes." The storyteller continued.

The panda stopped at a small restaurant and entered, only to find it was overrun by bandits terrorizing the poor, helpless bunnies running the place. The panda calmly walked in and sat down to a plate of dumplings. As he popped one into his mouth with his chopsticks, the bandits approached him.

"I see you like to chew." The leader, a water buffalo, said gruffly. "Maybe you should chew on my fist!" The leader pounded his fist on the table, but the panda was unfazed.

"The warrior said nothing," the storyteller said. "For his mouth was full. Then he swallowed."

The panda swallowed.

"And then he spoke."

"Enough talk." The panda said. "Let's fight."

Suddenly, the panda let out a furious punch that launched the bandits back. He used his moves to hit away the water buffalo, then a gorilla and two weasels. He leaped up and did a split kick to hit away a crocodile and a cat.

"He was so deadly in fact," the storyteller described. "That his enemies would go blind from pure awesomeness!"

"My eyes!" cried a blinded cat.

"He's too awesome!" a blinded croc said.

"And attractive." A girl bunny said, fluttering her eyes.

"How can we repay you?" the bunny owner of the restaurant asked.

The panda turned to him. "There is no charge for awesomeness." He said. "Or attractiveness." The girl bunny giggled, and the panda warrior launched himself thru the roof, hitting away bandits.

"It mattered not how many foes he faced." The storyteller said. "They were no match for his awesomeness!" The panda found himself confronted by hundreds of cat and dog demons coming after him. With a blinding flash of light and a quick move, he defeated them all and sent them falling into the river. The panda took his staff in his hand once more and continued his journey.

"Never before has a panda been so feared!" the storyteller exclaimed. "And so loved."

Ahead of the panda was the legendary Jade Palace. Five warriors, a tiger, a snake, a crane, a praying mantis, and a monkey jumped down to face the panda warrior.

"Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master." The storyteller said. The Furious Five kneeled and bowed to the panda and stood by him, ready to fight.

"We should hang out." Monkey said.

"Agreed." The panda said. The six of them prepared for battle. Ten thousand demons were in front of them. The panda took out the Sword of Heroes and cut their weapons to pieces with a single swing of the blade.

"But hanging out would have to wait." The storyteller said. "'Cause when you're facing the Ten Thousand Demons of Demon Mountain, there's only one thing that matters." The panda and the Furious Five leapt forward, ready to strike.

"And that's-" the storyteller started.

"PO!"

The panda froze and turned to Monkey, who was talking in a different voice.

"Get up!" he said. The panda turned to Tigress, who spoke in the same voice.

"You'll be late for work!" she said.

"What?" the panda asked. Suddenly, he fell into darkness…..

…..and the storyteller fell onto the floor after waking up from his dream.

He yawned and groaned.

The storyteller was a panda named Po.

And he had just finished the perfect dream.

A/N: Ok, I have a problem: nobody's reviewing my stories. So I'm not writing any more of those unfinished stories until I get reviews. Until then, I will be writing this, by request of klonoakazeno. READ AND REVIEW!!! I work hard on these stories.