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Yuzuki's Notes: A poem for L. Here's to L and all his awesomeness.
L Do You Know...?
By: Yuzuki
L do you know that Light is your biggest fan?
L do you know that I like ham?
L do you know that the world turns?
L do you know that hot sauce makes my ass burn?
L do you know that you have bare feet?
L do you know that you're UBER LEET?
L do you know that Misa is a bitch?
L do you know that Light FINALLY pushed her into a ditch?
L do you know that you're a pervert?
L do you know that I like green sherbert?
L do you know that apples are so rad? (Yuzuki: Ryuk made me put this.)
L do you know that Ryuk is very glad?
L do you know you look like a panda bear?
L do you know that I love your hair?
L do you know...
Well...nevermind, I know you'll never show...
If you say no I'll frown...
L DO YOU KNOW IF YOU WOULD COME TO MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AS THE CLOWN?!
L do you know...?
L...you may never know...
L, here me now...
L, listen well now...
YOU BETTER SHOW OR I WILL SEND MY ARMY OF MIDGETS TO COME AND KICK YOUR SHIN!!!!!!!!
Love you L, and this is the end.
L: O.o
Yuzuki: What?
L: Midgets?
Yuzuki: Super midgets, L.
L: O.o
Yuzuki: But really L, will you come? I have your costume ready? -pulls out clown outfit-
L: Aw...shit.
Yuzuki's Notes: Hope you liked it. Enjoy! REVIEW PLEASE!