Hey people! One of my attempts at writing Humor. Hope you readers enjoy this Prolouge of the actual story. It's a bit short, though. Oh, and some people may be OOC later in the story.

Co-writing this with Ashley (emmett's gal). She's got a bunch of awesome and hilarious ideas. :)

~Enjoy

Prologue

It was a nice day today. At least that is according to Jasper Hale who was relaxing while the rest of the family was out. Everything really was at peace, quiet, and tranquility. That is until. . .

"Let's got to Wally-Mart!" yelled a loud voice from above the stairwell. Of course who else voice would this belong to, but to none other than Emmett Cullen who stayed home with Jasper.

"Why?" asked Jasper who was sitting on the couch watching TV. Apparently he was watching (or more like booing) something about Abraham Lincoln and the Civil War on the History Channel.

"Because it sounds like fun!"

"Okay. But what are we going to do there?"

"Whatever this list says", said Emmett as he ran downstairs. He held up a piece of paper to the Blonde's face. The paper had a list of numbers going from one to sixteen.

"Number one", Jasper read aloud, "Take twenty-four boxes of- Holly shizz, Emmett! Where did you get this list from?"

"The internet" The Brunette grinned, his arms crossed, looking proud and satisfied.

Of course! Jasper mentally smacked his face, hard.

"And why in the world would I want to do it, too", asked Jasper.

"Because it's not fun being alone", pouted the muscled vampire.

Jasper re-read the paper. He sighed. "Do I even have a choice?"

Emmett chuckled. "Nope", he smirked, "Trust me. It'll be a lot of fun. Especially since the girls are out hunting with Carlisle and Edward."

With no further words, Emmett grabbed Jasper and dragged him to Port Angeles. Not even bothering to take his Jeep or Jasper's motorcycle. It had to take him most of his strength to stop Jasper from running away.

"Stop trying to gnaw your arm off, you friggin' Texican", yelled Emmett.

"I'm not trying to gnaw my arm off", replied the helpless brother, "And what the heck is a Texican? Gawd!"

"A Texan-American, duh!"

"Emmett, you do know that Texas is in America, right?"

"Yeah, but it just sounds kinda cool"

Jasper sighed as he was dragged to Emmett's "Day of Fun".

More like "Day of Hell", thought Jasper.

Oh, what fun it will be Jasper. If you only knew.

Good? Bad? Let us know. Constructive crtiscism is welcome with open arms and big hug. :P Please point out any missed mistakes.

~Jane Alice