Twelve Days of Merlin by Emachinescat
A Merlin Fan-Fiction
SUMMARY: A collection of parodies of The Twelve Days of Christmas for all the main characters. See what Uther, Morgana, Gaius, Morgause, Cenred, Arthur, Merlin, and more get from friends and enemies. Silliness with a sprig of cleverness.
A/N: Wow! I was not expecting so many people to like my Merlin Twelve Days parodies! I'm flattered! I was also a bit surprised that I had like 3 people requesting one for Uther, and Morgana, and everyone else. So I decided I would compile the rest of them that I'll write in this one story, "Twelve Days of Merlin." The first one is for Uther. Enjoy and REVIEW, and I'll have Morgana's up next. :) Oh and I guess I should say that this has spoilers from 3x12, 2x06, 1x03, 1x01, and 2x09.
Twelve Days of Merlin
Chapter One: Uther's Twelve Days
On the first day of Christmas, Morgause gave to me
An enemy that cannot die
On the second day of Christmas, Gaius gave to me
Two unheeded warnings
And an enemy that cannot die
On the third day of Christmas, Morgana gave to me
Three fierce betrayals
Two unheeded warnings
And an enemy that cannot die
On the fourth day of Christmas, Merlin gave to me
Four lame excuses
Three fierce betrayals
Two unheeded warnings
And an enemy that cannot die
On the fifth day of Christmas, Catrina gave to me
FIVE PILES OF POO
Four lame excuses
Three fierce betrayals
Two unheeded warnings
And an enemy that cannot die
On the sixth day of Christmas, Edwin gave to me
Six creepy-crawlies
FIVE PILES OF POO
Four lame excuses
Three fierce betrayals
Two unheeded warnings
And an enemy that cannot die
On the seventh day of Christmas, Cenred gave to me
Seven massive slaughters
Six creepy-crawlies
FIVE PILES OF POO
Four lame excuses
Two unheeded warnings
Three fierce betrayals
And an enemy that cannot die
On the eighth day of Christmas, the guards gave to me
Eight sorcerers to murder
Seven massive slaughters
Six creepy-crawlies
FIVE PILES OF POO
Four lame excuses
Three fierce betrayals
Two unheeded warnings
And an enemy that cannot die
On the ninth day of Christmas, Lady Helen gave to me
Nine evil operas
Eight sorcerers to murder
Seven massive slaughters
Six creepy-crawlies
FIVE PILES OF POO
Four lame excuses
Three fierce betrayals
Two unheeded warnings
And an enemy that cannot die
On the tenth day of Christmas, Halig gave to me
Ten wanted druids
Nine evil operas
Eight sorcerers to murder
Seven massive slaughters
Six creepy-crawlies
FIVE PILES OF POO
Four lame excuses
Three fierce battles
Two unheeded warnings
And an enemy that cannot die
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Arthur gave to me
Eleven successful quests
Ten wanted druids
Nine evil operas
Eight sorcerers to murder
Seven massive slaughters
Six creepy-crawlies
FIVE PILES OF POO
Four lame excuses
Three fierce battles
Two unheeded warnings
And an enemy that cannot die
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Emachinescat gave to me
Twelve kicks in the backside
Eleven successful quests
Ten wanted druids
Nine evil operas
Eight sorcerers to murder
Seven massive slaughters
Six creepy-crawlies
FIVE PILES OF POO
Four lame excuses
Three fierce battles
Two unheeded warnings
AND AN ENEMY THAT CANNOT DIE!
A/N: So what did you think? Sorry if it's a bit biased, I really don't like Uther (in case you couldn't tell by that last verse) but I tried to tell a little of it from his side of the story, too. Please REVIEW and I'll have Morgana's up as soon as possible. ;o) Oh, and a very Merry, very early Christmas! :)
~Emachinescat ^..^