I am a southerner and I am ashamed. Okay if I ever wrote this, my English teacher would have killed me. I mean really. Now she has ruined the Hunger Games! Oh no! So this is my take on it.
Disclaimer: I do not own this story thankfully.
Summary:
me nd darrel in da hungr gams SUTHURNURS ROK! Shudder, that's bad but I am surprised she didn't do this SUTHURNURS ROK111111111111 And how do you not spell Hunger Games right? Well it is HER.
An: DONT FLAM DID STURY U DUM DUM!1111111111111111
Who uses dumb dumb anymore? Is this a flame? No it's a commentary. :) So I just outsmarted you.
Bi da wae go reed Bubbas stortyy!1111111111
Isn't Bubba a name for a husband? If you mean your brother, I did and it sucked! Women are important. And I read Darrel's and Sara's. They sucked too.
Chapter 1 da reeping. Oh my gods.
JO BELKES POv
1 dayy I wok that's a Chinese cooking pan up in district 11 WHER DA SUTHURNURS liv nd I realized I mite get reeped cuz we ran ote of blak people to snd 2 da reeping!11111111111111
Why would only blacks get reaped? And they send them to the arena not to the reaping. The reaping's mandatory for everyone not just for blacks.
Thin I wnt to the towen skware nd I sawa…
DARRYL MY CUZIN
So much unnecessary suspense used here. And who cares?
DArrels pov,
Thin,…..
Uh what?
Effie trinket sed, NOW dis yeer 2 tributs get a specal advantage!
NOWE R TRIBUTS WILL B…
JO BKEL ND DARREL!111111111111
Well that's not fair. Do you think Rue and Thresh had an advantage? No! Rue had a spear in her stomach and Thresh was brutally killed by Cato. So that's not fair. And don't give me the crap about life not fair. The only advantage is if you're a Career then you're trained from the time you can hold a weapon until you're in the arena. That's the only exception.
NXT Tim:
SA CAPITIL!11111111111111
Well this is shorter than I expected it to be.
Hope you guys liked my fabulous commentary. Next chapter up soon.