Hello, South Park Fan fiction readers. My name is-
Kyle: DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN!
Melanie (Not real name, but it's better than saying the freaking long penname): WAAHHH! KAHL!
Kenny: *walks out of the bathroom with a book in hand, looking very… relieved*
Melanie: …You stole ma mang for-
Kenny: Hey. Let's keep it PG with the intro, alright? *catty grin*
Melanie: *flips Kenny off, before turning back and smiling* This shall be my first South Park fic. It also has my own OC in it. Though, she will NOT be paired with any of the guys… or girls…or… things…that are South Park Canon. And incase ya haven't noticed, it shall be...A Mysterion story! Or, involving Mysterion as a main plot.
Stan: Why did you decide to do a Mysterion fiction?
Melanie: because I saw the episode with him in it, and I thought he (or she) was a cool character.
Everyone: *nodding and shrugging, except Cartman, who is being a whiney baby*
Melanie: I will also be needing a few OCs, including one's that could be villains. And also, any pairings go here! That means BoyXGirl, BoyXBoy, GirlXGirl, bring it. BUT, I can't promise that you're character will be paired with their first choice, so make lots! The bio sheet shall be at the end of the Prologue.
Mari: *OC* So, check it! ;D
Disclaimer Dude: Melanie AKA MrMissMrs Random does not own South Park or any OC's that will show up in the story besides her own. So, therefore, you cannot sue her. South Park belongs to Trey and Matt. Bless their doomed souls *shot*.
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"BANG!
BOOM! BANG!
Explosion noises ricochet off the ceilings of the hallway. Making students and teachers alike run from their classrooms, looking around in confusion. Some people even fainted from the noise in terror. What could it be? A bomb set off by a student? Another terrorist attack against our humble city?
No.
That was when an eerie glow appeared from the Chem lab. One student walked away from the crowd that was gathering and made his way to the classroom door to check it out. However, he only inched in by a nose before-!"
"STOP! Stop, stop, stop!" A teen with curly red hair screeched as he stood up from his desk.
"But I was just getting to the good part!" Another teen his age or younger whined out. She Her hair was brown that curled into bouncy ringlets on the ends. Her pink lips in full pout.
The teen pinched the bridge of his nose before sighing and standing up. "Evans, this is the third 'expose' you've made this month!"
"So?" The girl put her hands on her hips. "Students have a right to know about the possibility of a monster created in the Chemistry Lab!"
"None of you're 'insights' or 'news', is true," The redhead yelled back. "You just make up these stories."
"Okay, maybe I stretch the truth a little-"
The redhead raised an eyebrow.
"Okay, maybe a lot. But there's nothing exciting or interesting going on here in South Park right now. Remember the adventures all of us used to have. How we had to save everyone's butts in this hellhole a million times, Kyle?"
Green eyes looked suddenly thoughtful, before Kyle made a slight shake of his head. "What's you're point, Mari?"
The girl looked slightly shocked at the use of her first name, but continued. "My point is that nothing like that happens anymore! And without that, this place is just as shitty as it's always been. There's nothing to write about!"
Kyle sighed, looking down at his desk. He was editor and chief at South Park High Weekly Blurt, Mari's childhood friend, and 'boss'. "Evans, if you do not get me a real, honest to God true story by the time the week's out, I'm going to have to cut you."
Mari's mouth made a 'pop' sound when it opened. "B-but-!"
"No more buts. People have been having to cover you're ass for months now, and I'm sick of it." Kyle's eyes softened a little. "I'm sorry."
The brunette's own green eyes narrowed at that last part. "Fine. I'll find a story that is awesome, exciting, and 100% TRUE." Then she stomped out of the room, putting the huge gray headphones that were around her neck over her ears. Kyle sighed as he leaned back in his chair. What have I gotten myself into?
True story! Ha! I'll show him a true story. I'll be the best journalist this school has ever seen! Then, once I graduate, my story will be the beacon of light to every single person wanting to escape this dump. Mari thought as she walked through the halls, turning her music up high.
Look out world. Mari Evans is coming, biatch!
TO BE CONTINUED!
Yes, I know this was very short, but that's how most Prologue's are, right? XD Anyway, here's the Character Sheet for ya:
Name: (First and Last, Middle and Nickname Optional)
Age: (The Canon characters are around 16 or 17, Mari being the youngest at 15)
Gender: (Female, Male, Transexual. Whatevah.)
Look: (Hair, clothes, piercing, you know the drill.)
Personality: (Be as descriptive as you can, please! The more in-depth, the more likely chance I'll use you're OC)
Crush: Good choice to have multiple. They can have a crush and end up with a different person (Mysterion and a few other guys shall not be paired up. I'm not saying whom, because then much of the plot would be given away. )
Theme Song: (It's a story about super heroes and villains. Of course you need a Theme Song!)
P.S If they are a villain and a student, please also add this info below.
Name: (Be as creative as you like, but don't make it totally crazy)
Costume: (Descriptive, Please!)
Reason for Fighting and/or being evil: (Don't make it so long that I fall asleep, three to five sentences should be good.)
Superpower: (If they have one)
Work Alone or Not?: (Would they pair up with someone? Or have a minion?)
Fo Yay?: (This means if they have an obsession with Mysterion, look up on Tvtropes and Idioms for full description. I'm only excepting one of these. XD)
Submit by Review or PM. Also, to other readers of my many stories: I'm sorry that I have been neglecting updates. But I swear after this my next update will be another chapter of Sex Ed! Thank you, and please review!