SPN Fast-Food Chronicles

Alright guys, this is going to be a set of shorts script-like-things. (idk you'll see) How likely they would be to happen in Supernatural doesn't matter much. So just enjoy guys.

Disclaimer

As I crept around the corner of the hall-way I saw them. It was Dean, Sam, and the ever sexy Castiel. I did a tuck-and-roll for dramatic effect rolled across the hotel hall-way only to hide behind a pop-machine ready to jump out and tackle them before they left for their hunt. They came walking down the hall way and as I was preparing my self to jump when I heard a deranged scream. "KEEP YOU'RE HANDS OFF MY BOYS EVIL FAN-GIRL!" Kripke came flying from the ceiling like a frikin' ceiling cat and tackled me. They SPN guys freaked out and ran away. Then on top of all that Kripke hit me in the head with a skillet. That is why I do not own any of the SPN people I will mention in this set of short stories. Thank you. (Damn you Eric Kripke!)

I don't own the fast-food places either. I wish I did! But I don't, so *pout face*

SPN Fast-Food Chronicles

Cas and Dean BurgerKing

BK Worker: Welcome to BK how may I help you?

Dean: I can think of a couple ways. But for now how about a Whopper and a large coke.

BK Worker: M-hm….and what about your friend?

Dean: Cas what do you want?

Cas: Pardon me?

Dean: What do you want to eat?

Cas: Food.

Dean: Food? What kind of food Cas? Be specific!

Cas: What does this eating establishment provide?

Dean: Burgers ,Cas. Chocolate pie things. I don't know! You've eaten fast food before!

Cas: Oh! Like "The McDonalds"! Then I shall have a Big Mac.

Dean: They don't have Big Macs.

Cas: Why? *tilts head*

Dean: Cas they don't serve them. They're not McDonalds!

Cas: Than I shall smite them were they stand! *pulls out serrated knife*

Dean: NO! Lets not do that! Lets go Cas! Forget BurgerKing we can go to

McDonalds!