Donkey Kong Countery Returbs...
lotsa peeps said this game is pretty hard but i duno about that, i am the BIG DOG when it comes to video games, do i had a prety easy going ANYWAY HERE A STORY
DK was in his house and he found a BAD GUY and punched his light out and the house lights out to
"oops i don't no my own strenth" he said and left the house
"NOW DIDDY LETS US GO AND DEFEAT KING K ROOL" and they rolled out to the jungle were the enemys were
they throwed some barrels at all of the enemys and they fell easily. "These guys can't do sh-t!" said DK "TAAAKE THIIISSS" and throwed even more barrels faster and faster "OH NO THERE ARE 2 MANY ENEMYS" and throwed faster and faster
And one of the barrles was a rocket barrel "OH NO I PICKED IT UP ON ACCADENT AND NOW I'LL-" and it boomed him into the sky "AHHHHHHHHHH" and he crash ladned
Now they went into some creepy cave and they found out there were minecarts and DK said "TO THE MINE CAR" and he went over their. but there were some kid enemys and they had to work hard. "CHILD LABER OH NO" and they had too put a stop to it and diddy cried "BUT HOW"
DK though about calling the polices but he just punched the adult baddies and put the little ones in ar orphanarge and but he adopted one of them
his name was "LITTLE DK" and he follow all of them around the place, but he also had a specle tech. he could pick up a f-king bolder with relative ease. he picked up boulders and threw them on enemys!
"WOW DK YOU MAKE BE A LITTLE DK" said diddy "BUT YOU SURE NO HOW TO GIVE A POUNDIN"
he kept throwing bolders even faster on enemys until he accadently throw a mountain on the King Krool
"HEY WATCH WERE YOU THROW THOSE" said Krool and said "NOW ILL WILL USE MY GANG PLANK GALLEON TO PUT AN END TO YOUR GOOD WAYS DK"
"PUT YOUR BANANA COINS WERE YOU MOUTH IS" said DK and they made a bet that whoever won got all of the banana coins
"OH NO HE HAS TURNED ME IN TO A METAL HEAD" and DK couldnt stop listening to metal and it was all "" and some loud insterments and he couldnt hear no mores
"KING K ROOL IS GETTING A WAY WITH THE BANAN COINS LITTLE BUDDY" said DK
THIS STORY MUTS GONE ON, i have some more plans for necks time on DONKEY KONG RETS.