AN INTERVIEW WITH OLIVER WOOD
This is The Hermione Granger Fan Club, here with an exclusive
interview with the new reserve Keeper of Puddlemere United and former
captain of the Gryffindor house team, Oliver Wood! You might have seen
my interviews with Lee Jordan and Angelina Johnson. I don't think
they're THAT bad, so check them out if you can.
THGFC=The Hermione Granger Fan Club
OW= Oliver Wood
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THGFC: "Hi, Oliver. Liking your new job?"
OW: "Can we keep this short? The team's got practice in an hour and
I need to polish my broom."
THGFC: "Obviously, yes. It must be weird not being captain any more,
hmm?"
OW: "Oh, yeah! But at least I'm on a team. I'd DIE if I wasn't playing
Quidditch."
THGFC: "Always the optimist, that's good. Did you enjoy the World Cup?"
OW: "Why wouldn't I?"
THGFC: "Good point. Are you missing Hogwarts at all?"
OW: "Sort of. At least I don't have homework anymore. Now I can
practice Quidditch until it gets too dark to see!"
THGFC: "You have a one-track mind, don't you? D'you have any time for
dating?"
OW: "A bit. I got the reserve Seeker on Puddlemere Utd. to go out
with me. But I haven't got much time. I'm married to my work."
THGFC: "Poetic, Ollie."
OW: "Don't call me Ollie."
THGFC: "Sorry Oll... Oliver. Now, Voldemort's back. Are you very
worried?"
OW: "Call him You-Know-Who, all right? Well, I'm worried. Very worried.
But I'm more worried about whether the team'll win the league this
year. But I'm rambling, aren't I? At least none of my family or
friends have direct scores to settle with You-Know-Who."
THGFC: "What about Harry Potter?"
OW: "Oh, right! Well, I'm concerned for Harry, but I'm thinking he'll
be okay. He's survived You-Know-Who four times already, and he's only
fifteen. He's got good reflexes. That's a necessity if you're a
Seeker."
THGFC: "Well, I'm afraid we're out of time. Good interview though,
right?"
OW: (looks at watch, gasps) "Ah, shoot, my Quidditch robes are
done! I should've picked them up at the drycleaners ten minutes ago!
Gotta run, see you! Oh, and support Puddlemere!"
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That wasn't TOO awful, right. I gotta know your opinions.
Review, I beg you! Check ya!