Part 1
NOTE: This is based on dubs I watched especially Kyutwo. Most of the dialogue will be almost like his version with some modification. Though, there was a fanfic that try to write the whole video in story format, that particular author only did part one, so look like I'll be filling him/her in.
In a world where Nintendo fighters are a bunch of trophies.
Peach and Zelda watch as Mario and Kirby are released from the trophy and wave.
Let's the brawl begin.
Meanwhile, Pit watches the battle from the skies.
Pit: Oh lord, this battle between Mario and Kirby is awesome. They're doing a great job. Hallejah!
After the battle, Mario beat Kirby and revive him out of the trophy.
(Alt Scene: Mario Wins/Kirby Loses)
Mario: Alright Kirby you lost, time to pay up.
Kirby: Damn, this I lost money. Man, this battle is such as bitch.
(Alt Scene: Kirby Wins/Mario Loses)
Kirby: OK, Mario, you lost. Time for that money.
Mario: Ugh, geez, this battle was hard.
Later, they both shake their hands and wave to the audience who are cheering for them.
Mario: Thank you, you're so kind.
Kirby: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!
Unknown: You suck, Mario!
Mario: WHO SAID THAT?! (gasps)
Kirby: Aw, man, the sky started getting darker!
Mario: What's that over there?
Kirby: Wait a minute. I know that ship. It's the Halberd. It's my nemesis Meta Knight's ship.
Mario: what's that purple stuff? Some type of monster?
Kirby: Uh damn, they're coming! That's the ugliest poo I've ever seen!
Mario: We need help!
Zelda: Oh no, they're in trouble!
(Zelda and Peach transform to Mario and Kirby)
Peach: Don't worry, boys, we're here.
Mario: You're late, bitches.
Peach/Zelda: Sorry...
Kirby: Hey, don't insult them.
Then, someone with the green robe shows up.
Mario: Who's that? I never met him before.
Kirby: Is he some evil genius taking over?
Ancient Minister: You guessed it...I am the Ancient Minister. I shall take over the stadium.
Mario: You're not getting away with this! Huh?
Kirby: What's that noise?
Mario: I don't know, maybe it's from that bomb.
Peach: Mario, no!
All of a sudden, a bomb attack Mario, sending him in the sky.
Mario: (Insert Star Ko sound)
Kirby: oh no! Can't this get - Huh?!
Zelda: Help us!
Kirby: Don't worry, I'll save you. What's that?
A fat Piranha roars at Kirby.
Kirby: UGH! You're ugly...I'm not sure if I can handle this, but oh well.
Later after the match.
Kirby: That was a piece of cake!
Wario: Not so fast! I am here to get one of the princess!
He points the gun at...
(Alt. Peach Kidnapped)
Peach, who cowered.
Peach: What? Oh no! It's that fat guy!
Peach is now kidnapped.
Zelda: You monster...wait til I get my hands on you!
Kirby: Wait up, Zelda.
(Alt. Zelda Kidnapped)
Zelda, who cowered.
Zelda: Oh God, not him!
Peach: Zelda's kidnapped! Oh no! (runs after Wario) Why you...
Kirby: Slow down, there. You're running too fast.
Kirby notices that the bomb is ticking.
Kirby: OH CRAP, WE FORGOT ABOUT THE BOMB!
The bomb exploded. As this happens, Kirby gets on a WarpStar and escape the stadium.
Kirby: That was a close one! Come on Peach/Zelda, we're out of here!
Peach/Zelda: What about the audience?
Kirby: Who gives a damn?