A/N: Well, let's hear it for Twilight obsessiveness! I just saw the trailer for the movie, and I don't think I can wait until Dec. 12! (Come to think of it, I can't wait until August 2 either!) I am actually wasting my time right now. I'm working on two much longer fics, a Jacob/OC and a Twilight/Maximum Ride crossover. But instead of working on either of those, I sat here and wrote haikus. Don't ask. Really, all I was doing was thinking about how Bella is constantly forced to choose between Edward and Jacob, and how much that sucks. Somehow I turned that into a haiku, which I followed with one each for Edward and Jacob. I was in the middle of making up Jasper's when I decided to just go ahead and make one for each of the "main" characters. And then of course I had to add one with my own opinions. These are in the order that I wrote/thought of them, NOT in order of favorite characters or anything. I don't like Carlisle's or Esme's very much, but I wanted them both to have one. I don't really know if any of these are any good, because I don't write haikus very often. But hey! That's what that little review button is there for, right? Right! Much love to reviewers! Also, feel free to PM me if you want to obsessively talk about Twilight. So without further ado, here are my haikus. (Hey, I rhymed kinda, hehe.) -GG17
Bella:
My heart is in two.
I love the Wolves and Vampires.
Please don't make me choose.
Edward:
Bella Swan is mine.
She will remain as she is,
never a vampire.
Jacob:
Leeches, Parasites,
stay away you Bloodsuckers.
Bella should choose me.
Jasper:
Scars cover my arms.
Hard to resist my hunger.
Alice will help me.
Carlisle:
I love my "children".
Bella will have to join us.
Edward must see this.
Esme:
All my dear children,
we must always keep them safe,
and my husband too.
Emmett:
Rosalie is hot.
We all love to play baseball.
I'm the best batter.
Alice:
Jasper is my love.
But I can't "see" the werewolves.
I really hate that.
Rosalie:
Truly love Emmett,
but I agree with Edward.
Bella stays human.
Me:
I think Bella's right.
Boys can be such jerks sometimes.
I love them both too.