Zelda Interviews
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda! I repeat I do not own Zelda! Otay? God, these things are annoying…
I was really bored one day, and thought of this idea! Why not Interview Zelda peoples? I'm like, cool I actually thought up of something. Isn't that weird? Hmm… oh well, just read the fic!
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Chap 1: Link's Interview
Link Luver: I'm so excited! I'm actually going to meet Link! Well… that's not that exciting… anyways, let's knock on his… uh door thing, shall we?
Link Luver knocks on the wooden tree trunk. Link looks down
Link: Who are you?
LL: I'm here to interview you for the day! May I come in?
Link: Sure
LL walks in to be greeted by a floor covered with clothes, bugs crawling everywhere, and the smell of rotting onions
LL: What the hell happened here!
Link smiles proudly
Link: Isn't it beautiful?
LL: Uh, ya, sure, just beautiful…
Link: I'm just starting to eat breakfast, want some?
LL smiles appreciatively
LL: Let's see what the Hero of Time eats for breakfast! Is it some scrambled eggs? Or does he eat some donuts or…
Link takes out a plate of rotten French toast and two cups of flat Mountain Dew
LL: That's disgusting! Where did you get this?
Link: I found it in Saria's trashcan; you can find a lot of yummy things in there!
LL: Okay…
Link wolfs down the whole thing. LL covers her mouth, keeping herself from vomiting
LL: Okay… well Link, may I ask you a few questions?
Link: Okay.
LL: First question, who was your scariest enemy?
Link: I think Ganondorf is, I mean have you seen him in the shower? Ugh, he's so ugly!
LL: Your telling me you saw him in the shower?
Link: Ya, why do you ask?
LL: Never mind… Second question, in Termina, there was a wide variety of weird creatures, which of them was the weirdest?
Link: Hmm… I think the Happy Mask Salesman guy; he almost choked me to death! And, in less then a second he can change his mood. That guy is weird.
LL: I was talking about the monsters, not people.
Link: I would include him as a monster.
LL: Moving on… Third question, what was it like in the Gerudo Fortress?
Link: It was hot! And I'm not just talking about the temperature; I was talking about the lady's!
LL: Okay… Last question, which is your most favorite girl in Hyrule?
Link: That's easy! All of the!
LL: Ya but you have to pick one.
Link: I can't. They'll get mad at me.
LL: Are you dating all of them?
Link: Of course, it's hard to choose.
LL: Okay… well I have to go back to the office. I'm Link Luver and this is Link's Interview.
Smiles and the screen goes blank
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Didja like it? Was it good? Was it bad? Was it so so so so so so so? Review!! Please! Say whatever you want! I don't care, just review!!! Bye Bye!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda! I repeat I do not own Zelda! Otay? God, these things are annoying…
I was really bored one day, and thought of this idea! Why not Interview Zelda peoples? I'm like, cool I actually thought up of something. Isn't that weird? Hmm… oh well, just read the fic!
~*~*~*~
Chap 1: Link's Interview
Link Luver: I'm so excited! I'm actually going to meet Link! Well… that's not that exciting… anyways, let's knock on his… uh door thing, shall we?
Link Luver knocks on the wooden tree trunk. Link looks down
Link: Who are you?
LL: I'm here to interview you for the day! May I come in?
Link: Sure
LL walks in to be greeted by a floor covered with clothes, bugs crawling everywhere, and the smell of rotting onions
LL: What the hell happened here!
Link smiles proudly
Link: Isn't it beautiful?
LL: Uh, ya, sure, just beautiful…
Link: I'm just starting to eat breakfast, want some?
LL smiles appreciatively
LL: Let's see what the Hero of Time eats for breakfast! Is it some scrambled eggs? Or does he eat some donuts or…
Link takes out a plate of rotten French toast and two cups of flat Mountain Dew
LL: That's disgusting! Where did you get this?
Link: I found it in Saria's trashcan; you can find a lot of yummy things in there!
LL: Okay…
Link wolfs down the whole thing. LL covers her mouth, keeping herself from vomiting
LL: Okay… well Link, may I ask you a few questions?
Link: Okay.
LL: First question, who was your scariest enemy?
Link: I think Ganondorf is, I mean have you seen him in the shower? Ugh, he's so ugly!
LL: Your telling me you saw him in the shower?
Link: Ya, why do you ask?
LL: Never mind… Second question, in Termina, there was a wide variety of weird creatures, which of them was the weirdest?
Link: Hmm… I think the Happy Mask Salesman guy; he almost choked me to death! And, in less then a second he can change his mood. That guy is weird.
LL: I was talking about the monsters, not people.
Link: I would include him as a monster.
LL: Moving on… Third question, what was it like in the Gerudo Fortress?
Link: It was hot! And I'm not just talking about the temperature; I was talking about the lady's!
LL: Okay… Last question, which is your most favorite girl in Hyrule?
Link: That's easy! All of the!
LL: Ya but you have to pick one.
Link: I can't. They'll get mad at me.
LL: Are you dating all of them?
Link: Of course, it's hard to choose.
LL: Okay… well I have to go back to the office. I'm Link Luver and this is Link's Interview.
Smiles and the screen goes blank
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Didja like it? Was it good? Was it bad? Was it so so so so so so so? Review!! Please! Say whatever you want! I don't care, just review!!! Bye Bye!!