Disclaimer: Its'a no mine. These lovely characters do, alas, not belong to me, but the owners of Naruto.
Kakashi POV:
It was the end. Judgment day had come for him on the wings of harpies. He can hear their shrill cries from inside the safety of his apartment. There was no escaping it. It was Valentines Day.
No, nuh-nuh I ain't coming out, they can't make me!
Knock Knock Knockidy Knock
He whimpered and curled under the table kunai in hand.
"Come on Kakashi-sempai I know your in there don't you want these chocolates?"
Chocolate? Wait no, resist Kakashi resist! It is all part of the HHP (Horney Harpy Plot).
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Kakashi-san you can't stay in there all day!"
Watch me.
BANG BANG
"Kakashi open the damn door or I'm gonna break it down in 5 seconds."
….Anko…..Shit…..
"…Five!"
…. Can't let her catch me!
"…Four!"
Last year she tried to put me in her kink dungeon!
"…Three!"
Oh god those whips! No!
"…Two!"
Must Run. Window. Bingo!
"…One!"
CRASH
Women stampeded into the room to find it empty the hinges to the window still swinging.
Kakashi ran hehe window bingo that rhymes!
Iruka POV:
Iruka was running. By the time he reached the forest he had used 4 substitution jutsus, 3 exploding tags, 2 chakra wires, and a Fishcake in a pear tree.
Yet despite these off-season diversions he was missing his hair tie, his flack jacket, his underwear (while still keeping his pants….don't ask. Seriously) all his leg wrappings and one shoe by the time he got 5 blocks from his apartment. He had however managed to acquire many pink pieces of paper with poems sticking out of his (thankfully) remaining pants.
(Woa too many 'P' s)
He felt a little guilty using his ex-student in an escape, but this was the day where anything and everything must be used to keep the hounds at bay.
Fuck Valentines Day!
"Iru-chan you look so sexy with your hair down!"
O.K., scratch that. Fuck Genma.
"I will shove that senbon up your ass if you don't stop calling me that Genma!"
"Hehe, I rather thought the reverse Iru-"
Iruka screamed in frustration and ran faster.
The hoard of men kept hard on his heels as he pealed around corners and alleyways.
"Iruka-sensei what inspiring Youthfulness! You make my heart cry Manly Tears!"
He closed his eyes and kept running trying to erase the image of Guy-sensei running after him in all his spandex glory holding a bouquet of flowers.
…Talk about scarring.
He crashed into an object moving at the same speed he was. Damn the laws of physics they both fell.
"Kakashi-sensei?" he asked in shock looking at the sprawled man with love-notes sticking out of his pants and seemed to be missing his jacket and one glove.
Kakashi POV:
Running and using every evasion tactic he knew he still could not escape the Harpies that easily.
He had no idea where he was going but it must be the right direction: Away from the screaming women. Yup his plan was brilliant.
Well it was brilliant until he crashed into someone, and ended up lying on the ground.
Hehe dizzy spinney clouds!
"Kakashi-sensei?"
Oh noes they found me!
Wait no that was Iruka-sensei. He looked like he was having a rough day, maybe some clouds would help him?
"Hey sensei look at the spinney clouds!"
SMACK
"Go crazy later! THEY are coming!" the other man sounded panicked.
Kakashi's eyes sharpened by his own panic. He sprang to his feet and looked around. Two mobs of people were running towards him.
Them.
They had terrifying war-cries.
"Kakashi-san!
"Iruka-sensei!"
The two men looked at each other and ran towards the bunkers in the Hokage Monument.
"Valentines day?" Iruka asked panting
"Valentines day." He agreed glumly.