**my friend and I were commenting on my status when she mentioned Monsters Inc. She then put a quote from the movie that inspired this Anti-Twilight thing. Thank you**
"Edward?" Bella asked. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Surgery."
"Surgery? For what?"
"Your brain."
"My what? No Edward. Please don't."
"Too late. I already took it out."
"Edward, put that thing back where it came from or SO HELP ME…"
"Die."
That's how Bella died that evening.
The end.
**HAHAHA! I think it's funny. Sorry to the Twilight fans, but the force of Anti Twilight (aka my mind) made me do it**