Tony Stark played by BabyRie16

James Rhodes played by Billby

Tony laid in his bed, quietly sleeping. He had a meeting but he didn't feel like going. Rhodey would give im the gist. He was still a little buzzed from that party yesterday.

"Come on lets go." He walked in flicking on the lights and opening the shades. "Don't want to miss anything at the meeting."

"Ahhh!" Tony pulled the cover over his eyes, "I'm blind!"

"Come on, we don't have all day. Things to do places to go." He ripped the blanket away.

He whined and covered his head, "Ten more minutes."

"No, now, if I give you ten you'll just be that more difficult to get out of bed." He started rolling him out of bed.

He groaned and nearly fell over, "Ok, I'm up!" he went to the dresser to get his clothes.

He smiled. "You know, since you are being so cooperative maybe I'll make pancakes."

"Thanks," he smile and got his stuff out. Just a normal suit and tie.

"Need help before I get started?" He asked as he started to walk to the door.

"Yes," he nodded, laying on bed in wait.

He sigh lightly and helped him dress. "Alright, I'm gonna start breakfest. And I better not catch you steal more Zs. Need to be awake and alert."

"Fine," he groaned and began to lightly comb his hair.

He walked away with a smile and headed to the kitchen. Tony watched him go and sat in an ezboy with a sigh. It was soooo comfy!

He made the food and then called up to Tony. "Ready!" Tony whined and turned in the chair, wrinkling his suit some. "Come on! Don't let it get cold!" He called.

He groaned and climbed off, going to get his food, "Do we have to go to the meeting?"

"Yes, and why is your suit all wrinkled." He sighed and smoothed it out.

"I was sitting on my chair bored. Cut it out," he pushed at Rhodey's hands, "Its fine."

"Alright alright, don't get snippy. Now sit and eat." He said as he walked over to his chair.

He began to eat with a sulk, "They wont notice if we're not there and if we do just tell them I was sick."

"WE are both going, and I'm NOT changing my mind." He said as he ate and read the paper.

He pouted and stuffed the pancake into his mouth.

"Quit sulking. It's important for you to be there. We can leave a little early today if you like though?" He suggested as he sipped his coffee.

"Fine," he continued to eat, "And when we're done with that we can come home, right?"

"Well, I do have some shopping that needs to get taken care of." He continued to sip.

He huffed, "How long is this meeting anyway? And who is it with?"

"Oh I should think 2 hours at least, and some stock holders, a few executives, you know, important types."

He groaned. He hated these meetings. And with Rhodey in his house he couldn't ditch them like normal.

"It will be over before you know it, so quit with you obnoxious noises."

"Says you."

"Oh, stop and finish your food." He rolled his eyes.

He sulked and continued to eat, his food, drinking down his orange juice, "Ok, I'm done."

He looked over. "Kay, put your dishes away, and go get your stuff for the meeting."

He tossed the dishes in the sink and got the case of his.

"Aren't you forgeting something?"

"What?"

"Rinse your plate." He reminded and sipped at his coffee.

He rolled his eyes and rinsed the dish. He missed being alone with just Pepper to have someone do this for him.

"Thank you." he stood and rinsed his own plate. "We ready?"

"Yeah, lets get it over with."

"Alright." He sighed and they headed to the car.

Tony sat in the car looking out the window. He had to think of a way out of this meeting or at least the next,

They arrived shortly and He stepped out. "Well lets go." He followed Rhodey, very distracted. "You need a bathroom break? You look flustered." He asked as they entered the building.

"No, still dry," he commented, looking to the side.

"Kay." He continued to walk and headed into the board room. Tony just wanted to wait until the meeting got it's most boring to make Rhodey change him. He looked around the bland room and and flopped into the chair.

Rhodey rolled his eyes and sat next to him. The meeting soon started and was more dull and mind numbing then Tony had even imagined.

Tony had nodded off after the first ten minutes, silently snoring with his cheek in his palm. Rhodey noticed, and softly kicked his leg. He whined quietly.

"You need to stay awake, they might call on you to speak."

"Speak about what? I though you were suppose to be my speaker."

"What if they have questions for you?" He rose his brow. The rich boy rolled his eyes and began sketching boobs on his notebook. Rhodey smirked. "At least make them balanced." He chuckled quietly and then stood to give his half of the meeting speech.

"You haven't seen enough to know the left one is always bigger," he smirked.

"Well I'm sure that they shouldn't be that unbalanced." He smirked.

He snickered and drew a woman in baby doll lingerie. It turned out to be some redhead.

The meeting went on, and on, and on. Rhodey stepped out for a moment to get coffee. "Do you want anything?" He asked.

"Yes, take me with you!" he complained.

"Anything else? Because that is a no go." He rolled his eyes.

"I'm..." he looked to the side.

"Really? Or are you just trying to escape?" He looked at him with seriousness.

He put his cheek in his palm, "Fine, I'll just sit here."

"That's what I thought." He walked out of the room

Tony sighed as the meeting began to reach it's climax of brain meltingly boring. He leaned over and tapped his friend, "Rhodey?"

"Yes?" He said looking at him.

"Im wet."

He groaned. "Really? Because if I take you and you're not, I'm NOT going to be happy." he rose his brow and gave him the look.

"I'm really uncomfortable and I'm sure you don't want me getting a rash," he mock pouted.

He sighed deep and stood. "Lets go."

Tony smiled and hopped out of the seat, heading for the door. He wasn't lying, he was wet, but he'd been wet a while, he was just waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it to his advantage and get out of there.

They headed for the bathroom and he changed him. "You have been sitting in this for awhile." He said with an upset tone.

"I told you earlier I was, but you didn't believe me," he shrugged.

"I asked you if you were serious, and you shrugged me off."

"Well it doesn't matter now, does it?"

"Don't get snippy, or you can find someone else to do this." He scolded as he smacked his leg.

"Ow!" he whined, "I wasn't getting snippy," he sulked.

"Sure sounded like it." He finished and pulled up his pants.

"Thank you," he pouted, "When can we leave? You said we could go early?"

"No, not yet."

He groaned, "How much longer?"

"The meeting isn't even done yet, so quit griping."

"But it's boring! Everyone talks in a monotonous tone, about things only you care about and about stocks, and some other crap."

"Enough. I have had it with your whining and complaining." He said flatly. "It's a meeting it isn't supose to be fun."

"I bet a meeting at a strip club would be," he rubbed his chin. Maybe he could choose the next meeting place

He rolled his eyes and smacked him up side the head. "No more of that, we are at work, act like it."

He whined and rubbed his head, "Why do you keep hitting me? Geez, I need to have fun for the both of us since you won't have any."

"Because simply talking to you doesn't seem to get the point across, and there is a time and place for fun." He said crossing his arms. "Now lets get back."

He huffed and went back to the confrence room and sat with a flop in the chair, turning over his paper to draw the soon coming winter.

"Pay attention." Rhodey whispered gruffly.

Tony sighed and continued to draw, he was half listening to everything, esp since he knew rhodey would recap for him later.

"Maybe I should quiz you on all this when we get home." He said looking over at him.

He looked over at him with a glare and put the pencil down, glaring at the speaker.

Rhodey smirked and joted notes.

Tony felt like he was about to crack. It was taking too long! He looked at the clock on the wall and at his watch, why was time moving so slow!

Finaly the meeting ended. Rhodey stood up. "shall we go shopping?"

Tony had his head on the desk, "Liar! You said we could leave early!" he stood, "Please, lets just go! I need to find something to reflate my brain."

"I'll get you a snack pack to eat while we shop." He teased.

"Hehehe," he rolled his eyes and hurried to the car, putting on some loud rock music.

"Turn it down a bit, never heard of noise pollution?" He lowered it.

"Nope," he turned it back up. The colonal smacked his hand and turned it down again. The rich boy waved his hand, "Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning or something?"

"Babysitting you always makes me wake up on the wrong side." He sighed.

He crossed his arms, "Well why not have Happy babysit me tonight and you go have fun and come back when your more laid back?"

"No, you behave better with me... Not much better, but still better."

"Yeah, maybe, but Happy is funner," he smiled at the race he'd had with Happy, "And he doesn't treat me like a baby."

"Well, I guess it's easier for him to overlook the fact you act like one."

"Is that a crack about my problem?" he glared, "And I do not act like one just because I wanna enjoy life," he crossed his arms and planned on spiking Rhodey's drink later. He was SOOOO much funner when he was drunk.

"Whatever you say my baby boy." He smiled and rubbed his head.

He stuck his tongue out at him, "What are you going shopping for?"

"Dinner, some clothes and supplies for you, and cleaning stuff."

"Dinner sounds fun," he smirked, "I don't see why I'd need new clothes but food is always fun. Lets try that new steak house, Jimmy's."

"I was gonna cook something... But alright." he nodded with a smile. Tony smiled widely. "See, I'm fun." he chuckled.

"When you want to be," he smiled.

"When I want to." He nodded.

When they got to the store Tony made a beeline right to the liquor.

"What do you think you're doing?" Rhodey grabbed his hand.

"I was getting me some snacks," he said as he was pulled back.

"Snacks huh, you are on the verg of being a snackaholic."

"Oh yep, you know me," he tried to pull away.

"No booz you have enough." He held tight.

"But I haven't even had any today!"

"You had more then enough last night."

"But I need it! Without liquor I'll shrivel up and die!"

"That is the exact opposite, too much of that crap is gonna kill you. NO." he said firmly. Tony huffed and crossed his arms. "Stop pouting." He rolled his eyes.

"Well stop being a dictator."

"Looking out for your health does not make me a dictator." He said as he headed to the cleaning supplies. Tony groaned as he was dragged. He needed alcohol! He looked around the store and tried to think of a way to get it. He came up with a pretty smart thing to do, that would garentee him a bottle.

Rhodey let go of his hand as he started sorting through the windex and bleach.

Tony knew the liquor aisle was on the other side. He'd wait until they got a little closer. Then snatch him a bottle.

They moved on down the wall of cleaning supplies, Rhodey was pretty distracted, reading the bottles and reviewing his shopping list.

As he was distracted he snuck to get just a small bottle of something. Something he'd pay for there and slip in his pocket.

Rhodey continued on, grabbing a few more things, and headed to the bathroom needs area, he needed some new body wash, more toothpaste, and ... A brush.

Tony got his stuff, paid and slipped it in his pocket within 5 minutes and was back at Rhodey's side.

"Where were you?" he asked as he put the things in the cart.

"Getting chips and gum," he showed him a receit for the two items, "Want some?" he offered him some juicy fruit.

"Is that all you got?" He took a peice and popped it in his mouth.

"Yes sir."

"I would really hope you aren't lying to me." He said as he pushed the cart along.

"How often do I lie to you?"

He just looked at him and continued walking.

He looked off and decided to text Happy to get him something more than the shot he got himself.

"Well, I think we can clothes shop tommorrow, lets go eat." he headed to the registar.

He smiled and followed.

Rhodey started off loading the cart. The casheir looked to Tony. "Thought of a few more things sir?" She asked with a smile as she scanned the items.

He shook his head at her, "No, I'm fine with what I have," he tried to give her subtle shut up hints.

She didn't get the hint. "We do have a special if you buy five sir, it will save you a dollar." She smiled.

"I'm fine."

"You sure, there's a deal on the shnops."

Rhodey looked up. "Shnops?"

Tony felt a cold sweat on the back of his neck. He really needed a drink now.

"Yes, or vodka if you prefer." She said confused.

"I'm fine," he told her, "Just fine, not interested in sales at this moment. Any sales in asprin or aleve?" he sighed.

She nodded with a smile and pointed to some at the register.

Rhodey just glared at him long and hard. "i think we should stop in the bathroom before dinner."

Tony groaned, "I'll take 6 bottles of those aleve," he gave her a twenty.

"Sure thing sir." she took the money and handed him his change.

Tony took his bag and began to walk away. Rhodey took his hand. "Wait a minute, we need to have a chat." He said as he walked back to the bathroom.

He groaned as he was pulled, "It's just a shot, barely that, more like a sip." He subconsiously covered his bottom as he was pulled.

"That's not the point is I said no, and on top of that you lied about buying it."

He whined, "But I DO need it!" he complained.

"No you don't but I'm gonna give you something you do."

"But, but," he tried to think of a way out of this.

"Arguing is not going to sit well with me right now." He said firmly as he pulled him along.

He whimpered as he was pulled.

They got there and Rhodey forced him into the handicaped stall. "I'll give you one chance to make this a bit easier on you. Explain yourself."

He whined, "When you were getting that stuff I got me a shot bottle of remy and gum and chips, got 'em on two seperate reciepts."

"Very crafty aren't we?" He said as he rolled his sleeves.

Tony backed against the wall with his hands up, "Can we at least wait until we get home?"

"How about we split it up, some now some later." He said as he grabbed him.

Tony whimpered, "No! Then I'd get two!" he dragged his feet

"One for not listening, the other for lying, seems reasonable to me." He said as he sat on the toilet and pulled him over his lap.

"Thats not reasonable to me!" he kicked and tried to crawl away.

"Well I did give you fair warning and even gave you a chance to come clean." He said as he yanked his pants and diaper down. "Hold still!" He smacked him.

He gasped, "ow! It was just a little bottle and a little white lie!"

"No means no and a lie is a lie no matter how small?" He smacked him again.

"Ow!" he bucked, "Well you wouldn't let me get it!"

"Again, no means no. You had more then enough last night, and the night before. You are turning into a drunk." He smacked him as he spoke.

He grit his teeth and grumbled something about Rhodey being a killjoy.

"And you kill my head, I'd say we are even." He swatted him for a good 5 minutes.

Tony sobbed over his lap, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Rhodey!" he cried.

"Really, or are you sorry you got caught?" He asked as held him in place and held his hand up waiting.

"I don't know what the difference is," he sobbed.

He sighed. "So in other words you haven't learned anything?" He asked as he ready himself to swat him again.

"No! I'm just saying I don't understand how I wouldn't be sorry I got caught if you hit me!" he covered his bottom.

"You should be sorry that you did something wrong, not sorry you got caught doing something wrong. Follow? Or do we need to talk more?"

"Then I'm sorry, for both!"

He sighed. "I guess that's fair enough." He pulled his hands away and gave him four hard smacks then stood him up.

"Owww!" he squealed and rubbed his bottom.

"You're getting 10 swats with a brush when we get home. Just think about that." He scolded.

"No! Rhodey, I'm sorry!" he begged.

"I'm not budging, teach you to lie to me." He glared. The black haired man sobbed looking at the ground with sorrow. "Come on, lets go put the groceries in the car and get some dinner.

He sulked,wiping his red eyes and cheeks. He wasn't looking forward to getting home as much as before.

They loaded up the car and headed to the resturant in silence. Rhodey was rather enjoying the quiet.

Tony just pouted, squirming in his seat. The soft cotton was nice but at the moment it was irritating.

Rhodey noticed his squirming, he would make sure they got a booth when they ate, make him a little more comfortable... For the time being.

Tony sighed and put his headphones in his ear at least he could have his music and try to block the pain out.

They arrived at the resturant and got out of the car. But there was a rush of customers so they were forced to wait for a good 20 minutes before being seated.

Tony sighed as he stood in wait. Today was the day of boredom, agony and misery.

Finaly they were seated at a rather comfy booth and their server was a very attractive young bubbly woman. "Anything to drink?" she asked.

"I want..." he paused looking at Rhodey, "Cherry sprite," he sighed.

"I'll have pepsi, thank you miss." He nodded at her.

"I'll have those right out." She struted away.

Tony sputtered, pouring some sugar on the table and using the stirring straw to draw in it.

"Are you going to sulk this whole evening?" Rhodey asked as he looked up from his menu.

"Probably."

He groaned. "If I bring it down to 4 swats would you stop?"

He sniffed and nodded.

"Fine, 4 it is. But if you lie to me again you won't be sitting for a week, you got that?"

"It's not like you never lied. But I'll try not to," he nodded, "What are you gonna get?"

"Ribs sound good." He smiled. "I know I want to get an appitizer sampler... But that aside, I said do as I say, not as I do."

"They have good steak burgers and delicous fries here," he looked at the menu "Well it's easier to follow the rolemodel's actions than words."

"Hey, I'm a stand up guy." He smiled. "Don't see me boozing every night, and causing mayhem."

"Well thats because you have a reputation you care about."

"As should you." He pointed at him with a fork and gave him a stern look.

Tony just smiled at him, "But then you'd be bored without having to take care of me when I'm sick and stuff."

"Maybe, maybe not." He said with a roll of his eyes.

"Maybe has 'Yea' in it," he smiled, "I love you too, Rhodey," he blew him a kiss.

Rhodey rolled his eyes and chuckled. "Yeah, yeah, love you too."

The waitress returned right at that moment and gave them both a look. "Need some time?"

"I'll take a steak burger and fries please," Tony handed her the menu.

"Uh... I'll have the same." Rhodey said as he handed her his.

"I'll get those going for ya boys. " She smiled and struted away.

Tony gave her backside an admiring look, "Maybe you should give her a smack and give mine a break."

Rhodey looked over and sighed with a smile. "As fun as that would be, it wouldn't improve on your behavior." He smiled.

"Yes it would. I'd be perfectly quiet and still as I sit outside the door an listen." he smired.

He shook his head with a laugh. "Such a perv."

"Well was there ever any doubt?"

"No, you got me there, I have no doubt you are even more preverted then I could even begin to imagine."

"Exactly," he smiled and sipped his drink.

Rhodey sipped his drink and looked around, he was tired more then usual, but still had alot to take care of when they got back to the house. "There is going to be another meeting tomorrow."

"About?" he groaned.

"It more of a continuation to this last one." He sighed.

"But this last one was two hours!"

"And so will this next one be." He groaned inwardly. "But I'm thinking... I might call in sick." he smiled.

Tony smiled at him, "That would make me more than happy."

"Me too, I'm burned out." He sighed.

He smiled widely.

"Why are you smiling, you are at least 70% of what has burned me out."

He smiled more, "Does that mean your gonna have Happy take me clothes shopping tomorrow?"

"Well... That would give me a chance to relax... I supose... But if you come home with more booz, so help me." He glared.

"I won't I won't," he shook his head.

"Alright then. Just don't disapoint me."

"Yes daddy," he smiled.

He rolled his eyes with a half smile.

When the food came Tony happily munched, wishing for a martini.

Rhodey was quite pleased with the meal. "You're right this is good." He said after swallowing down his first bite.

"I know, why'd you doubt me?" he smiled.

"I wouldn't say that, it's just sometimes your tastes are close to that of a preschooler." He chuckled.

He scoffed, "Jealousy will get you nowhere."

"Jealous? Oh dear, it's worse then I thought, now your delusional."

He smirked.

He chuckled and finished off his pop. The waitress was over in a momment to refill it. "Anything else you boys need?" She smiled.

"Can I get the apple pie alamode?"

"Sure thing hun, and for you?" she looked to Rhodey.

"I'll have to think a bit more." He smiled.

"Alright, be back in a minute." She walked away.

Tony yawned. He rubbed his eyes. he was ready for a nap.

Rhodey was also ready to crash, he had spent the better part of the previous night typing up documents for the meeting.

When his dessert got there Tony happily feast and gave her his card as he began to get comatose.

he smiled with a wink. Rhodey pased on the desert and paid for the meal. "Ready?"

"Yeah. I need a nap."

"Alright, lets get going." He stood.

He went to the car and winced as he sat for the ride home. They arrived at the house shortly there after.

Tony stretched, "Well I don't know about you but I'm ready for bed," he walked toward his room.

"Wait a minute, you and I havn't finished our talk yet." He said grabbing his wrist.

He groaned. He was hoping Rhodey forgot about that.

"You want it here or in your room?"

"Here," he sighed.

Ne nodded and grabbed the brush he has bought and then pushed Tony up against the wall. He yanked his pants and diaper down so they hugged just below his bottom.

Tony bit his lip in preparation.

He brought the brush down in four sharp smacks, two per cheek.

Tony hissed and rubbed his butt, hoping from foot to foot, "You must've played baseball before. That felt like a home run."

"I have always had a pretty good swing." He rubbed his bicep. "Now, no more lieing."

"Ok," he nodded.

He rubbed his head and shooed him away.