KasumiUchiha: Hello all!
Hitomi: Yes Hello!(Is excited as well.)
Kasumi: Hitomi...?
Hitomi: Yes Katsu-chan?(Still excited, but now is a little curious.)
Kasumi: We don't belong in this story...
Nikala: Well she has a point you know.
Hitomi: Who are you?(Said wonderingly.)
Nikala: Names Nikala, and I'm one of the main characters in this story.
Kitsune: Yep.
Hitomi: Wh-(Interrupted.)
Kitsune: Kitsune.
Hitomi: Ohhhh...Hello Nikala and Kitsune!(Even more excited.)
Kasumi: Greetings...
Nikala: Hello you two.
Kitsune: Ditto.
KasumiUchiha: You know guys I'd love to sit here and talk about are day and all, but umm...the show must go on, you know.
Nikala: Yep.
Kasumi: Mmmm...
Hitomi: Yeppers!
Kitsune: Indeed.
Kasumi: Well Kasumi can you please do the disclaimer for me?(Asks nicely as she can.)
Kasumi: Hmmm...KasumiUchiha52 does not own Naruto, but she does own me, Hitomi, Kitsune, Nikala, and any other character she makes up in that crazy mind of hers.
KasumiUchiha: I'll take that as a comlpement...and thank you...(Is unsure of if it's a comlpement or not.)
Kasumi:...(Is bored.)
Nikala: Please enjoy!
"People talking"
'People Thinking'
'Demon thinking'
Chapter 1: The Grand Beginning!
I was sitting on my bed thinking of all the stuff that could and most likely would go wrong today. "If I have t-" I started to whine, but was interrupted by my mother.
"The bus is coming Nikala, go before you miss it." Mother announced loudly to get my attention. I sighed a heavy sigh. That's just great it was time to go to the bus stop. That's just fan-fucking-tastic.
"Well la-de-fucking-da." I muttered sarcasticly. As you can tell I'm not in a good mood. I'm in more of a 'don't mess with me or I will chop your valubules off' kind of mood. I'm in those a lot just to let you know. All because of my neighbor, Sally. Who is Sally, you ask? Only the most bitchy, preppy, whorey, mega bitch in the world. Now you might be thinking, "How do you know this? Don't they always teach you to never judge a book by its cover, but by there actions and personality?" Well to answer your question, I tried to judge her by her actions and personality. I even went as far as to try to make friends with her, only to be called a bitch and be slapped across the face. What I did to deserve that I still don't now, but the only conclusion I came up with is to never ever trust someone so willingly ever again. If they don't act nice to me or my friends, they can go fucking die on my book. Harsh? Not even close, I can be worse and actually try to kill them, but I know they deserve worse so I leave them to their own demises.
I got up off the bed, and walked out the front door of the house. I sighed as I got closer to the Mega-Dramatic Little Bitch of a neigbor, Sally. Yeah that Sally.
'Even thinking of her name brings a bad taste to my mouth, blech!' I thought while I shuttered.
"Well, this is going to be a good day." I muttered sarcasticly, as I came to a stand-still in front of the bus stop, looking her down disgustedly. Can't she just die and go to wherever bitches like her go? It would safe me the trouble of having to kill her and find a place to dump the body. But nooo she has to be the most popular girl in the whole school. If it weren't for the fact that her oldest brother was a boxer I would kill her. I still might anyway.
After she finally noticed I was standing there she sneered, "Well look what the cat draged in a dead, fucking rat!" I glared at her indifferently. Is that the best you got? Hah don't make me laugh.
"I could say the same thing for you, but then I'd be insulting the dead, fucking rats so..." I started, but I flipped her off right in the head way of everyone else. I smirked at her shocked looking face, and smirked even bigger when her face turned red from her anger. Man at this point I think I got a death wish...Bring. It. On! Her face got even redder when she heard me chuckle with that smirk still on my face. I think she might have finally blown a gasket, or something. At this revelation I started to laugh like a manic inside of my own head, but only let out a small chuckle that could have become a full-blown laughing fit. Which would make people think I am mentally insane. But, hey I'm not stoping them. Hey I'm not even sure myself if I am mentally intact or not, but if I had to guess...I'd say that I was mentally insane. At that I smirked a bigger smirk at her finally pushing her past her breaking point.
"What the hell did you say to me, you whore!" she yelled at me furiously. Okay first of all, nobody yells at me and gets away unscathed. Second of all, I'm not the whore you are. And third of all I think I pretty much made myself clear on what I said, asswipe!
'Okay now I'm getting pissed.' I thought pissed, and decided not to answer, half-assed afraid that I'd say something to piss them all off. Like I care, but after all she was the most popular girl at the school, but like I give a rats-ass about that. It's just that I don't want to deal with all her friends, and she has a lot. Hell I don't even think that there is a word for how many friends she has at that school, or in this country...Now that's a scary thought.
"WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT DID YOU SAY!" she yelled louder if it was possible at all, and I don't think it was. Why you ask I might think this? Well it's because when she talks to you she halfway screams at you as it is. Do you know anyone like that? Well if you didn't know anyone then, now you do.
"I said to SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I yelled even louder than her, if possible at all. Which I don't think I did, but would have been an amazing feat if I had. While she stood there like the one hurt with fake tears in her eyes, I rolled my eyes at her immaturity. Thinking she can get all she wants at the snap of a finger, but a thats not going to happen what-so-ever.
'Oh my God!' I thought exasperatedly at the fake, pussy-ass little tears on her face. Geesh, I think have had enough of her for today...Or maybe for the rest of my life. And just as I thought that, the bus pulled up, and everyone else got on the bus as if nothing had happened. I stared at her for a few seconds before I got on the bus, leaving her there by herself. I'm not her momma, and I'm not going to fucking babysit her. Even if I'm happy I'm not her mother, I feel very sorry for the person that is. God may have mercy on your soul, and mine to for having to deal with the bitch's wrath.
After standing there for a few seconds to a minute more than I did she finally moved her ass to get on the bus. Lazy ass if I've ever seen one. And when she finally sat down on the bus, and it started to move, she sent me one of those 'if looks could kill, you'd be dead right now' looks.
I just sat there smirking at her as she glared at me and thought, 'Well looks like you don't always get what you want, you cold-hearted bitch.' But only if she heard that. I chuckled. Man my day so far has taken a 180 degree turn for the better. I like that it is the first day in a long time that I have had as good a day as I have had today so far. God knows I've deserved it.
Maybe I was wrong, maybe this will be one of the very few good days I have had in god knows how long of time. Man was this day going to be very, and I mean very weird and awsome in some very weird and funny ways.
Later that day in the Lunch room:
I was eating my food, from school, when I heard something in my head. Mentally insane, much?
'Kit...' said a voice. Ooh mysterious.
"Huh?" I said out loud. Man I think I have been drinking to much pop, as of late.
"I didn't say anything." said my friend, Lindsay. Yeah friend as in singular. Just one is all I have, unlike some bitch I know that has so many friends at her disposal it's not even funny. People like her make me sick. Using people like that? That's just sick.
'Kit talk in your head.' said the same damn voice. Okay now that voice is starting to get annoying.
'Who are you?' I thought demandingly. Might as well ask, right? Okay maybe not so much as asking more like demanding...That's more like it.
'Call me Kitsune.' said Kitsune. Kitsune...isn't that Japanese for fox or something?
'As in fox in Japanese?' I guessed curiously. Why not ask? It can't hurt me to ask. Well at least I hope it doesn't.
'Yes, I am Kitsune the Fox Demon...' the fox said confirming my thoughts. Fox Demon? I thought that was just in that anime show Naruto. Evidently not. I was silent. I mean really wouldn't you have been silent too if you found out that that voice in the back of your head was a demon? That's what I thought.
'...Kit?' she asked worriedly. She's worried because I didn't answer back? Aww that makes me feel loved.
'...Cool...' I thought weakly. I mean really what else could I say? Kitsune the Fox Demon smiled. I didn't know foxes could smile...Hmm small world.
'So...' I thought breaking off. Man now I'm a little bored.
'So...' she said breaking of as well. For what ever reason I don't know.
'Can you tell me who my parents are?' I asked very eager to know. I mean really I have gone my whole entire life without know who my real parents were. I at least deserve that answer from her...don't I? Kitsune didn't answer. Hmmm I wonder why?
'PLEASE...Please...please...please...' I keep asking very pitifully. Yes I am that pitiful. I'm pitiful enough to degrade myself to the point of no return. In front of a God knows how old demon, no less. Man this makes me feel so degraded and helpless.
'Naruto and Deidara...' she said finally with a defeated sigh. Oh. My. God. Naruto. And. Deidara. Are. My. Fucking. Parents. Literally. Oh my god...no wonder I'm so hot-headed. I was in shock. Wouldn't you be if you found out your parents were from a Japanese anime show, that was translated into English and many other languages? Didn't think so.
'Yea...' Kitsune said grimacing. What's there to grimace at? Oh...she thinks I will take having gay parents badly. Little did she know that I actually have made stories about me being their daughter, and being transported to a different dimension. Oh the irony.
'Oh My God!' I thought yelling in excitment. To say the least, Kitsune was shocked into silence herself. Serves her right from keeping this from me for so long.
'AWSOME!' I thought very, very, very happily. Bet she didn't think that I would take it that well, huh? Kitsune started laughing very loudly. While I stood there grinning sheepishly, while rubbing my neck with embarrassment. Sure know how to make someone feel embarrassed, don't ya?
'Now see, Naruto does that and so do you.' Kitsune said humoressly with a slight chuckle. Now that you mention it...
'Oh yeah he does, doesn't he?' I asked in question. I just needed confirmation to be sure. I don't want to look stupid in front Kitsune.
'You think...?' she smartassly said. No need to get snippy with me Kitsune. My right eye twitched. My friend Lindsay will think I'm even more insane than I actually am. Oh shit!
'Kit?' Kitsune asked curiously. My right eye keep twitching and twitching and twitching and twitching.
'What's wrong Kit, you're scaring me here!' Kitsune said as scared as a newborn baby fox. Heh funny mental image.
'I just realized how weird it is to be talking to myself.' I answered with the twitch going down in my right eye just a little bit. I mean really, come on I don't want to lose the only true friend I've ever had in my life, because she thinks I'm more insane than I let on. It's not true, but sometimes I think it is.
'You're not...' Kitsune said weakly. Is that supposed to make me feel better? Is that the best you got? Because if it is you suck at giving advice. No joke you do.
'I'm not...?' I asked disbelievingly. There is no way to make me feel better about the situation, Kitsune. But there are many ways to make me feel worse about it.
'...Ok maybe you are.' Kitsune said defeatedly with a sigh. And there you are.
'SEE!' I shouted now that my point was got across to her. There went my ego baby, through the roof.
'Kit, you better start talking to your friend before she thinks your crazy.' Kitsune advised me. Why do you think she still is my friend? I'll give you one guess and it ain't mentally intact. Give up? It's because I was the only one that didn't judge her for the new girl at school that she was. Everyone was judging her by her looks, by the way she dressed, and by the way she acted around them. I was the only one one didn't do this. I actually wanted to get to know her. Unlike everyone else, who just wanted to add other plack to their already overgrown collection. Because of this, we had become the best of friends, and still are the best of friends to this day.
'But she already knows I'm crazy.' I whined truthfully. It's true she does know that I am mentally insane to a point. Kitsune just gave me the 'I don't care. Do it now.' look, and I blinked a few times. She wants to get rid of me I just know it.
Kitsune sighed, 'Just do it...' she said pleadingly. Okay so maybe she doesn't then. Maybe she is just tired and wants to have a break from me, or maybe she just wants a few minutes to herself to help her get her bearings straight. I mean I really did nail her in the gut with my question about my parents. Yeah maybe that's it, but personally I didn't know.
'...Okay...' I said sadly. But it's not like I have to like leaving her there in my slightly messed up mind...right?
"-kala are you listening to me?" my friend Lindsay asked. No not really. I've had more important things to do.
"...Huh, oh yeah whatever..." I answered distractedly. Could I have been anymore obvious?
"Then what did I say?" she asked in a smartass tone. One thing me and my friend have in common. Our smartass mouths.
"Ummmm...something about...ummmm...pancakes?" I guessed lamely. Yeah that was just plain stupid.
"No I was talking ab-", but that was all I heard coming out of her mouth for the rest of the day, and all of this because of Kitsune. Kitsune I don't know whether to be happy or to be pissed off on the fact that I could have been in the Naruto world, but no I'm here. But hey this world is more than likely the safer of the two. Funner? No. Safer? Most definitely. Am I happy about being here? No, but it's life. And as they say "Life ain't fair." But you know sometimes I wish it was.
KasumiUchiha: Was it good?(Is unsure of herself.)
Kasumi:...idiot...(Said making a point.)
KasumiUchiha:...Wha...(Wondering what she did.)
Nikala: You know her she won't give a reason for doing or saying something...
KasumiUchiha: Well there is that...
Kasumi: Tch.(Is annoyed that they're talking about her like she wasn't there.)
Hitomi: Looks like something crawled up here ass and died.(Said with a small laugh.)
Kasumi:...'glares at Hitomi'...(Is even more annoyed at Hitomi.)
Nikala: If looks could kill.(Chuckles humoressly.)
Kasumi:...'growls'...(Is pissed at both, Hitomi and Nikala.)
Kitsune: Okay, okay all of you just need to chill, please?(She said pleadingly.)
Kasumi: Hn.(Is still slightly pissed.)
Nikala: Thats all your getting...(She said grugingly.)
Hitomi: Okay.(Said with a smile.)
KasumiUchiha: Okay well there is one more thing to say...(Building up suspense.)
Hitomi/Nikala/Kitsune/KasumiUchiha: Read and Review!
Kasumi: Hn...(Just brought the suspense down for 60-80% to -1,500%.)
KasumiUchiha:...'sweatdrop'...Well yeah please review...(Said awkardly.)