Zip It Up Dude!
" 'Ya know, I used to be-be'a lover of the...the...Hahaha, what was I saying? Anyway..." Francis sighed as the-ever-drunk- England began to rant and spit out nonsense once again in his living-room.
"England, maybe you should chill for a while with the rum?" England gave France a "Why-the-Hell-are-you-even-saying-that?" face before swinging his arm around France's shoulder.
"France m'man, you've never had to raise a hand to what's his face, have you? 'Ya know, with America, I was the best person around- And did you get your hair washed? It's fluffy..." The drunk British man sat on France's lap and began to stroke his hair and swing it to-and-frou.
"Um...England...Are you sane?" England stopped and looked France in the eyes. He bite his lip slightly before kissing the man. France was taken by surprise at first but quickly got into the kiss as well as England. Pulling away for a breath England panted slightly.
"Did you know that you're, like, sexy and, like, French?" France chuckled and wrapped his arms around England's waist, grabbing his ass. "You pervert, I-" France interrupted him with another kiss.
Arching his back slightly, England broke away and started to unzip his own pants, undoing his belt first. Then, right before anything more could be done between the two, America burst through the front door.
"HEY IGGY, CAN I BORROW SOME-" His eyes widened. "EWWWW! EWWWW! GROUDY! WHAT THE HEEEEELL?" England threw a empty rum bottle at the American while hiccuping slightly. "America, maybe you should leave...?" France smirked. Then, before America could dash out, France began to make-out and started to pump England.
"OMIGOD! ZIP IT UP, MAN!"` America sprinted out as fast as he could, face red with embarassment and from seeing the two countries get it on.
France smirked as he broke away.
"Now...Where were we?" England wrapped his arms around France's neck as the Frenchmen carried him upstairs to the bedroom.
Pff. It's short, I know, but I just did this for the kicks! And, if you'd be nice, could someone give me a story idea...? Please?
Reviews would be nice~
FFFFFFFFUUUUU-. Had to edit this one too! l8U