North Italy's Letter to Germany

by StrawberryDuckFeathers

Inspired by relaxovision's 'Dear Santana' and also 'Forever Autumn' by brattyteenagewerewolf. It's a short letter that North Italy writes to Germany. He thanks him for not killing him, and requests that Germany becomes his ally. Hints at GerIta.

DISCLAIMER:I DO NOT OWN HETALIA.

Hey, Germany!

Thank you so much for sparing me, Germany! I'm so glad you didn't kill me! I thought that you would shoot me in the head and kill me then I would die and then I would be reincarnated into something that's weaker than me! And I can't think of anything weaker than me! I would've been nothing! I'm glad you saved me, Germany!

I really like being with you, Germany! You make me feel safe and sound and I don't have to worry about anyone trying to hurt me, because I know you will protect me! Your country is wonderful and your food is so tasty! I can't get enough of it! But your women are so frightening that they make me want to hide in that tomato box again! And your language is so beautiful! Everyone I meet is always so polite to me! 'Blöden Mann' means 'Hello'…right, Germany?

Just for being so nice, I promise to make you my pasta every day for breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner, and supper! I'll even make you it for a midnight snack if you'd like! I know you'll love it just as much as I do! Besides, someone as kind as you is more than welcome to try some of Feliciano Vargas's extra-special pasta! Aren't you excited for it? I know I am! I know you won't be able to get enough of it!

There's something I've been meaning to ask you, Germany, but I'm too shy to ask you in person…you see, I'm panicking about something! There are lots of big, mean countries out there! I'm sure they all want me dead like you did that time, and I don't think they'll spare me! Just look at America! He could crush me with one finger! And Russia…I don't even want to think about it! Just think about how much fun the biggest country in the world would have pushing tiny, helpless North Italy around! Everyone is so terrifying, and I'm sure they'll do anything to hurt little me and I don't want that to happen! I know you would do your best to stop anything bad from happening to me! Please, Germany…can we become allies? I'd really appreciate it! Forget my promise earlier-I won't just make pasta at mealtimes. I'll cook my special pasta for you every five minutes! I'll even make you pizza if I have to, just let me be allies with you, please! No-one will want to attack me if they hear that I'm friends with a big, scary country like you, Germany!

Get back to me soon!

Arrivederci!

-Italy x