OMG LOL BIOSHOCK FANFIC THATS FUCKING RETARDEDS
One day Andew Wyan was slepin but rly he wasn't sleping coz rly he was thinking plan to go bak in time to... KILL HIMSRELF. Andew Run ws rly smart. He cood thnk brilliant pans like dis. But u why ask you say? Coz Andew yan were angry wif himnslf for Raptur\ing women s. And the spicers were rapturing himself with the womans becoz they wre ugly. So den Adnerw AyRn snuck up bed from qietly so he not mak hiself know of his pan, coz den hiself wood kil hiself for wnting to kil hiself.
Superly sneeking frm his bde, he snuckd all teh way to his time mashin, whered he says to hiself, but qietly so hiself's other self no hear "I will now go to past to kil myslef so i can be deads and soul deads and no gilty from Rapure for of my bildings." Tehn Andrew Nrya presseded the good buttons dat made the glwing glow apere tht ment he was very very smart. But then, time mashin worked, MONSTERS BLOW HOUSE UP AND SAYED, "Adnew Nary you has forsaakeen Raputre and deth wil be ur reward be urs!"
Thay shotted at his bottom, but Andreew Sausage spoke back, "My pan r GRETAESRT! My forcefeeld bottom is eaten ur bullet is! Time to run way! Get it? Time!" werAnd laffed at his funy joke, coz he were funy and all teh women wantd to tikle him. Dthen he (women wantd to even kis he cheek) time tarveled an stepd from teh time mashin and sad "I r has tarveled from teh future to teh pst to kil myself, so i can be has happy wnt pancake with wife." He tim mashin also landed on Jack as he camd to Rapure.
BUT SUDDENLY THERE WAS A WELL WRITTEN BIT
The city reminded Andrew of a dying beast. It's groaning metal structures mingled with the agonised cries of the utopia's ravaged inhabitants. A dank, sour odour hung in the air, causing Andrew to fumble for his handkerchief, which he pressed to his offended nostrils. After spending a few all too brief moments catching his breath, Andrew stowed the cloth, smoothed his suit, and drew his gleaming revolver. Despite the circumstances he adopted a pompous expression, and stepped gingerly around a shredded corpse, his face wrinkled with distaste.
The tense minutes dragged by as Andrew plunged deeper into Raptures murky depths. Every shadow seemed set to leap at Andrew with murderous intent. Every object seemed to wobble unnaturally, as the oceans surreal lights pierced through the grime that stained the windows. Every slight noise sent him cocking his gun, and pointing it threateningly at the nearest sofa or can. Such was the unsettling nature of the city that Andrew soon found himself shaking and sweating. In a panicked dash, he leapt behind a table, wanting a momentary reprieve from the endless assault on his frayed nerves.
THEN MY BRANE FELLED OUT AN IT GOT SHIT AGAIN
It we re good idea taht anDrew Yilnats had, coz that momnt, SPICER BURTED IN AGAINS DAY SAYED, "ANDEW WE KNO WHO YOU R! GIVE US THE REVOLVER! IT R THE CHOSEN ONE!" AndreWW Nuclearfusion took breath surprised, "It rnt b! I chosen!" teh Splcers spoked, "Not nymores"
Tehn a huge nbattl happened. Andew killd soo many baddies wit he mashin rockt awesom gun. Den one of teh dyin ones sayed, "But i r tell something 2 u Andrew Ugoslavia... YOU ARE ANDREW RYANSSS!" No "" Anderw Puddingpie were shoked, hee coodlnt belief it, so he ates himslef, and flufilld his desteny.
TEH END!