Okay so this one will consist of songs. A lot of songs so I will make it clear now. I don't own any of them. I'll put the song, and the artist at the bottom of the chappie. If I forget. Tell me!
BlackRoses.
"You going to the party tonight?" Naruto asked his team mates.
"Yeah, it's supposed to be great. It's some kind of karaoke thing right?" Sakura asked, her eyes shining.
"Mmm-hmm. Are you going Sasuke?" The blond turned to the tall emo.
"Hn" the emo said. Emo's name was Sasuke.
"For the love of god! Expand your vocabulary, Teme!"
"Dobe,"
"Teme,"
"STOP!!!" Sakura shouted "I'm getting sick of this! We can't have one single conversation without you two fighting! It's getting tiresome!"
Both of the boys felt guilt go through them, but Sasuke (a.k.a. Human Ice-berg!!!) was much better at hiding it than Naruto.
"Sorry Sakura." Naruto said, his voice laced with guilt.
"Yeah, well. Never mind about that! So," Sakura tried to lighten the mood a bit "Are we going to the party or not?!"
xXx
"Hey, Shino! Howzit goin'?!" Kiba called to his team mate.
Shino Aburame was standing outside the karaoke bar, waiting for his friends.
"Meh,"
"Uh-huh. How are you and Debbie?"
"Well, Debbie and I aren't Debbie and I any more."
"Oh! I…uh…sorry. What happened?"
"The bitch was cheating on me,"
"Oh, well, we'll drink away the pain, eh?" They entered. The place was crowded but still cozy-ish. There was music blairing.
"Okay, okay everybody, listen up" the D.J. Said over the crowd and the music. The Hokage has requested that the famous Twelve each sing us a song. So we are going to start in alphabetical order. The first will be Shino Aburame. We will give you ten minutes each to get ready. So Shino, get your song ready."
"This is so not your day, huh?" a voice spoke behind Shino. He turned to find his ex behind him hanging off some random guy. "Get lost, Debbie."
Shino made his way to the stage, all the while thinking 'I hate you, Tsunade'.
He started
Guess who's back I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more Now this looks like a job for me Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious Now this looks like a job for me
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
scratches
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
scratches
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. Shino hums
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass smak
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
bzzt Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
bzzt Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with Now this looks like a job for me Shino sings this twice: Shino Kids!
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listen to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol knife slices
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"
Shino walked off stage.
"Shino, what was that?" Kiba asked
"What?"
"The song! It's so… un-you!"
"Shino! How dare you say that about me!" an angry Debbie shouted.
"Why do you care?" Shino said and turned away, leaving her fuming.
"Well, the name Shady matches you anyway" Kiba said trying to lighten the mood.
BlackRoses: Please don't Flame me for this!!! That was Without Me by Eminem, for those who didn't know.