Mr. Stark, Peter Quill, Aqualad

Although your frequent visits with your teams have been very good for business, I feel obligated to send you this list of new rules as they do apply to you specifically.

1. Smashing coffee cups and yelling 'another' will not be permitted.

2. Firing arrows at distant targets will not be authorized; neither will performing judo on men who are attempting to either get a date with you.

3. Lecturing the customers on American Rights will not be permitted.

4. Turning into an angry rage monster because the last cupcake has been eaten is bad for business. We ask that you keep a lid on it as much as possible.

5. Creating illusions to terrorize customers will not be permitted.

6. Running faster than the speed of light in order to get food faster is disruptive, rude, and is not authorized. At all. For any reason.

7. Possessing customers for your own amusement is not amusing. Please stop.

8. Creating bombs out of various objects lying around is a safety hazard and is in violation with New York laws.

9. Taking figures of speech literally is becoming very irksome to customers and is not authorized.

10. Using telekinesis to levitate objects for your own convenience has led to rumors of aliens. We would like it if you could desist.

11. Hitting on the waitresses is most certainly NOT permitted. I can and will call Ms. Potts on you.

12. Saying 'I am Groot' constantly gets very annoying, especially to the other patrons. Please try to refrain from this in the future.

13. Picking fights with your teammates and destroying the store windows is frowned upon. You will be banned from the restaurant the next time this happened.

14. Nightwing, your sudden appearances in the kitchens keep giving my employees heart attacks. STOP IT.

15. Spiderman, enough is enough. Do not use your webbing to grab your to-go meals. Walk up to the counter and pick it up like a normal person.

16. Kid Flash, refer to rule 6.

17. Bumblebee, do not terrorize my Welsh terrier while in miniature size.

18. Miss Martian, please stop density shifting through my doors after hours to get something you forgot. Wait until we open again.

19. Superboy, please try to rein in your anger when people hit on Megan as it is particularly disrupting to some of our more sensitive patrons.

20. Artemis, please keep down your PDA with Wally as it makes some other patrons uncomfortable.

21. Beast Boy, keep the pranks on the down low please.

22. All of you, pay for your food don't use your good deeds as guilt trips for my employees.

Thank you for your consideration and taking time to read these. And Clint still owes me the twenty from last week. Please, and thank you.

Sincerely,
Phil Coulson, owner of the restaurant, Palace Shwarma

Ok, so I was tired when I wrote this and it was randomly floating around in my head and I decided to post it just for the hell of it and take what I got. And that was a giant grammatical error back there. That sentence. Yep. I'm still tired from the Superbowl party we had. So tired. So enjoy the randomness that is my imagination when it gets tired. Yep. Love you all, review pleassssssssssssse, follow me, and favorite! And yes, I have discovered Young Justice, no idea why I didn't discover it before now but yeah. And this end note is way too long. I'm definitely tired. PANIC! AT THE DISCO FOREVER PEOPLE! DON'T EVER FORGET THE EXCLAIMATION POINT IN THEIR NAME! …I'm gonna leave now…bye!