Shegowocky
What if Kim was injured and Ron had to face Shego alone? Inspired by "Jaberwocky" from "Through the Looking-Glass" by Lewis Carroll.
OR
What if Ron tried to memorize "Jaberwocky" overnight with too much caffeine?
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A Kim Possible Fan Fic by the Pharaoh Rutin Tutin
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'Twas chilling with my injured love,
When I and Kim were called by Wade
While kissing by my Naco stove,
And my mole rat's outraged.
"Beware the Shegowock my Ron,
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
Beware her plasma blast and shun
The frumious bandersnatch."
I took my vorpal rat in hand;
Longtime the lithesome foe I sought.
Then rested we by the sink-hole tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And with Rufus in thought I stood,
The Shegowock with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
A'blazing as she came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal rat went snicker-snack!
She left and fled, and with that said
We went galumphing back.
"And, has thou tamed the Shegowock?
Come to my arms, my Ronish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
KP chortled in her joy.
'Twas chilling with my injured love,
When I and Kim were called by Wade
While kissing by my Naco stove,
And my mole rat's outraged.
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Poet's note
In Disney's classic adaptation of "Alice in Wonderland" they mentioned (but didn't do nearly enough with) the poem "Jaberwocky". So, I took a modern Disney classic, and did too much with the Lewis Carroll poem
Sorry the big fight scene was so short, it was that way in the original.
Review and comment if you wish. The plot bunnies were most cruel to me when they forced this one out. This isn't part of my continuing story lines.