America's Pinkie Pie Reaction
AN: Okay so this is complete crack. I have no idea where this came from except for the fact that all night long this song was stuck in my head along with A True, True friend…. Don't ask.
America always prided himself on being the Hero, and never being afraid. Well… Except for when it came to ghosts. What could he say, they were TERRIFYING!
… Anyways, one day, England came over to watch movies with America. (The bloody git wouldn't leave him alone until he did.)
During the entire movie America kept chanting something under his breath, along with randomly laughing. Of course, England got tired of that pretty quickly, so he decided to ask, "What the Bloody Hell do you keep saying?! You haven't shut up at all!"
America just looked at the bushy-browed young man, "W-Well, I-It's no-nothing…" England didn't look convinced, but when the monster jumped up on screen, the younger male screamed, "Giggle! Just Giggle at the mean ghosty…." This of course got him some very weird looks from our resident English man.
Pausing the movie, He asked, "Giggle at the mean ghosty?" America looked sheepish and blushed. "I uh got it from a song…"
"Which song?" England asked in amusement at his former colony.
"Um… It's from MLP…"
"What?"
"MLP stands for My Little Pony…" England nodded slowly. 'Why would this idiot be watching that?'
"How does this song go America?" The American looked startled and blushed even more.
"You probably don't want to hear it…."
"Oh but I do. And if you do not sing it, I will tell everyone else about this." America shook his head no.
"Please don't do that Iggy."
"Then sing."
America waited a second and then began.
"When I was a little filly
And the sun was going doooooown
The darkness and the shadows
They would always make me froooooown
I'd hide under my pillow
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all
She said, "Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh to make them disappear
Ha ha ha!
Soooooo...
Giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up at the creepy
Whoop it up with the weepy
Chortle at the kooky
Snortle at the spooky
And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just make you wanna... He he he ha ha ha,
Laaaaaaugh!" He finished slightly out of breath.
England just stared at him for a few minutes until he busted out laughing.
"Well," He started once he calmed down," I best be going since the others will want to see this video to."
"What video?"
"Oh didn't I tell you? I was going to record and show this little performance anyways."
America looked at him like a fish before England booked it out of the house, an angry American right behind him.
And that my friends is how the revolutionary war began.
AN: I don't know what this is…