Have you ever read one of those stories that seem to have an author's note in every paragraph? I mean, even more than one author's note in a chapter can be as annoying as heck!
Enjoy this parody, and if you guys give me some ideas, I'll parody other mistakes author's make too. I already have another chapter typed up.
One day Alvin and Brittany decided to go on a date. (Author's Note: Omgosh, that reminds me of the time I went on a date with my boyfriend! We kissed and hugged and he even told me that he loved me and he gave me a necklace! NathanxSallywatermelon 4evah!)
Brittany put on a pink dress because that's her favorite color. (Author's Note: OMG! Pink is my favorite color too! Even though a lot of people hate pink I still love it! Long live pink 4evah!)
Alvin wanted to put on a red tuxedo since red is his favorite color, but he didn't have one so he settled on a black one that had a red tie. (Author's Note: I don't really like red. Red is the color of blood, and it reminds me of the time when I cut my finger on a really sharp piece of paper and I almost died of blood loss.)
They walked down the stairs (Author's Note: OMG! That reminds me of the time my pet Chihuahua named Nathan, after my boyfriend, was sitting on the stairs when I was walking down the stairs while I was texting my bffffff, and I tripped over him and I fell down each and every stair!) and walked outside in unison, holding hands.
Oh yeah, Theodore and Eleanor were inside too, being romantic, but this story isn't about them. (Author's Note: Seriously, no one likes Theodore and Eleanor! They're just fat pigs who eat too much and cry and whine and the only reason they're there is so that there can be a third sister/brother! Otherwise Theodore and Eleanor wouldn't even exist!)
Also, Simon and Jeannette were at a science museum because they're geeks and that's what geeks do. They go to science museums. (Author's Note: Like, seriously, science museums are the most boring things on Planet Earth! I once went to one on a field trip in fifth grade and I almost got lost because I fell asleep while I was looking at a boring president and my class left me! Only a dork with no life would go to a science museum!)
Alvin and Brittany went to a restaurant (Author's Note: You decide where, as long as it's not a fast food place. They have fake food that is made from chicken bones and guts! They don't put any real meat on it! So don't go to fast food restaurant's anymore, people!) and they ate salad because they didn't want to look fat in front of their date. (Author's Note: Whenever I go on a date I always order salads because I hate feeling fat. Does any other girl feel the same way?)
Alvin looked into Brittany's eyes and said, "I love you, baby." (Author's Note: OMG! Isn't that romantic?!)
Brittany cried happy tears, kissed Alvin for five minutes straight and told Alvin she loved him too. (Author's Note: OMGosh! Just like me and my boyfriend did the other day!)
They made out until a waiter told Alvin to pay for the food. "That'll be $150.00, young man."
Alvin's eyes widened. "What? I thought we ordered off the $1.00 menu!"
The waiter rolled his eyes. "There is no $1.00 menu."
Alvin leaned over to me and whispered, "Run!"
We ran out the restaurant and drove home as fast as we could. Cops were chasing us but we managed to get away on time. (Author's Note: Oh my goodness, this whole scenario happened to my boyfriend and I the other day. It was embarrassing but fun at the same time. Oh, and don't even get me started on the exhilarating cop chase! LOL, I used a big word! OMG, I just realized, I'm a fugitive! My momma's gonna kill me!)
So they went home and had se…(Author's Note: OMG, there aren't any 13 year olds reading this, are there? Oh man, there probably is. Here, let me change the story to your format. Sorry, I'm seventeen and I forgot what it was like to be a kid.)
Alvin and Brittany went home. They went on a bed. They kissed. They had fun. They got caught by stupid ol' Theodore, who said he was gonna tell Dave. (Author's Note: OMG, my brother caught my boyfriend and I in the act! It was so embarrassing! He even told my parent's and boy was I in trouble!)
So Alvin tackled Theodore and stuffed him in the closet. Nobody got in trouble and everyone lived happily evah afteh 4evah!
(Author's Note: Did you like the story? Were there too many authors' notes? I'm sorry; I just like sharing about my personal life. I hope you don't mind. Anyway, read and review or I'll get Nathan, my Chihuahua, after you!)
In reality, I have a purebred mutt named Moo, not a Chihuahua named Nathan. And I don't even have a boyfriend. And I don't drive. And I'm only fifteen.
Anyway, give me more suggestions of things to make fun of!