Summary: When Sasuke and Sakura switch genders, of course chaos ensues...and many bottles of tylenol for Sasuke. Now they must find a way to turn themselves back and their answers might be in the most unexpected places.

Slightly crack? And of course a new story inspire by a dream and a drawing of mines. The link to the picture will be in my profile somewhere.

Disclaimer-I do not own Naruto. Enough said.

Sakura knew she should have waited. She blames her impatient trait from Naruto who couldn't even stand still for a second (except maybe at Ichiraku where he is willing to sit for his precious ramen). Sakura glares at the darkening sky wondering what she did to deserve Mother Nature's wrath before lightning flash and thunder roar out its anger. She jumps slightly, because she has to admit, the storm scares her. It's unbelievable really when Naruto and Ino are probably louder than thunder combine.

"Damn, there won't be an inn for another hour or so…" she muttered under her breathe before she started to run. Maybe she shouldn't have done that, because it started to rain…hard. 'Ugh! I still see blue, you stupid sky!' The sky (or clouds since they're the one that carries all those juicy stuff call water), seemingly knowing what her thoughts were, rain even harder just to mock her. Sakura huff before she ran blindly through the torrent.

"I should have stayed back at the village, I should have listen to that lady, I shouldn't let Naruto personality rubbed off of me, next thing I know I would love ramen too!" Sakura told herself before sighing. "Great now I'm talking to myself! I'm probably crazy now." she yelled out and thunder sounded off as to agree with her. She glare at the sky even more before, clumsy or not so clumsy as she is (because really, she was a kunoichi), she trip. "Ugh…" she groan to herself before picking herself up before wind slap her hard and she land on her butt and stay frozen before the little episode ended.

She once again attempted to stand up and she succeeded this time and she ran. Sometimes you have to wonder why she hasn't taken cover in the woods, but Sakura is really paranoid. She scared of storms, and that fear can even push her to do as something stupid as to stay in the open. Because really, lightning will hit the tallest thing around, and so far, she is the tallest thing around on the dirt gravel that is supposed to be a road.

Luckily she didn't get hit by lightning; she actually hit something else instead. "Ah!" she yelled out before once again meeting the ground. 'Did I hit a tree or something?' she questions herself before looking up to see a silhouette of a man. 'Wait…not a tree…a man?' and then she remembered she was being pelted on by little H2O's and she stood up once again. "You alright?" she asks, well basically yell before she saw the man tense. 'Is he a missing nin? Or…' the man got up just fine by himself and made his way pass her, and Sakura, blinded by the rain as she is, saw only his figure before the rain slowly let up.

It was now drizzling (Sakura can still hear the thunder), and Sakura thought maybe Mother Nature don't really hate her at all when she saw who that man was. "Sa…Sasuke-kun?" she practically yelled out and the man, now known as Sasuke, pause before walking again. "Hold up!" Sakura demand and she ran up to him but Sasuke walked even faster (because Uchiha's do not panic). Sakura, angry at the Uchiha (and maybe surprised at ever finding Sasuke here in the middle of a storm) grab him by his sleeve and turn him around so he was facing her.

"Look when I said hold up I mean hold up!" Sakura yell out at him and this made Sasuke raise a brow. "Sakura," he said simply and Sakura look up at him crossing her arms.

"What?"

"…I'm leaving,"

"What? Wait Sasu~"

"Don't expect me to come back Konoha with you," he cut her off and Sakura blink. "Not with me but on your own?" Sakura asks hopefully, but of course Sasuke shut that down.

"No, and you seem calm in this, from what I remember you tried punching me in the face,"

"That was because you tried to kill Naruto,"

"You still seem calm in this…and different…" Sasuke repeated but Sakura didn't hear the last part.

"Well I…" Sakura stopped stuttering before stomping her foot. "I may seem calm, but I'm freaking out here okay? I mean, if it was this easy to find you then maybe we should just randomly run everywhere looking for you!" Sakura said as Sasuke blink before turning around again. "I'm leaving," he repeated.

"I heard you killed Orochimaru," Sakura stated hoping to make him stop. He did. It was like a re-run of his departure from Konoha all over again. "What about it?" Sasuke asks clearly not interested.

"You kill Orochimaru and now you're looking for Itachi correct? Why can't you come back to Konoha so we can help you?" Sakura asks as silence befalls them as Sasuke look back at her.

"I've cut off all my bonds I have for that village, I have no need to go back," Sasuke stated before Sakura clench her fist.

"Fine! If you won't willingly come back, I'll force you!" Sakura yelled out before she charges straight at him, raising her chakra-infuse fist to smash it in his pretty face. Sasuke, of course, went on the defensive and unsheathe his katana before thunder screamed once again and lighting shot down from the sky right in between them. Sakura cry out as she was sent flying, light blinded her, as her back hit the hard dirt ground. She passes out seeing black surrounding her vision. 'Wait…Sa…Sasuke…kun…he…'

When Sakura came to, she saw trees and she blink. 'What happen? I thought I…' before dizziness hit her and she groan. "Ugh, this is worse than Tsunade-shishou punching me in the stomach," she mutters before she froze. 'Wait…is my voice deeper?' Sakura question herself and open her mouth but was afraid to speak. She sat up and looks around to see she was in a forest by a nearby river. She also felt that her clothes were feeling kind of tight but she ignore it.

"You're awake," a female's voice said and Sakura turn around to see a girl who looks familiarly like Sasuke. "Um…" Sakura stop before she shook her head at her stupidity. "W-Who are you?" she question as the female sigh rolling her eyes. "And…are you wearing Sasuke-kun's clothes?" Sakura asks baffle forgetting the change of her voice for a moment. Sakura swore she heard the girl said 'annoying' before the girl went over to her and dragged her to the river. "Look," she said pointing at the river and Sakura did. She made the most horrifying scream that she ever did in her 16 years.

"W-What…how could this happen?" she yelled out staring at her reflection. Wait scratch that, a man's reflection. "That's not me!" she cries again pulling on her hair, her clothes, and actually unzipping her shirt to see a flat chest. "Sadly it is, now stop your yelling," the female said harshly and Sakura stare at her, eyes on the brink of tears. "A-A-And…you're…please tell me you're not Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asks and the 'female' gave her the famous 'Uchiha' glare. The glare practically says 'no shit.' Sakura once again freak out.

After many harsh calming from the Uchiha much to his chagrin, Sakura finally became practical in trying to figure this out. 'Forget trying to get Mother Nature's favor, she hates from the day I was born!' she told herself as she stares at the poor rock in front of her. As Sasuke, who is currently in a female's body and tied that stupid ribbon even tighter around his waist so that his chest wasn't as showy, lounge by the river muttering to himself. That was when Sakura got the perfect idea. "Sasuke-kun, we should head back to Konoha."

"No," he said immediately as Sakura glare at the fe—male's back. "I can talk to Tsunade-shishou about this! Maybe she can find a way to fix it," Sakura said and Sasuke slowly turned to her, glaring intensely. Sakura never once flinch because seriously, she was taller than him now. The intimidation level dropped down a notch when he became shorter than her.

"Oh come on, Tsunade-shishou will know what happened and she can find a way to reverse this!" Sakura explain as Sasuke cross his arms glaring at the water before him. Sakura knew he didn't like the situation anymore than she does but she tried. "Fine, be that way. I'll let you be stuck as a woman and face all those womanly problems I have to face because I was born as one. Now suffer Uchiha Sasuke and feel the wrath of Mother Nature!" Sakura said as she glares at Sasuke. Just because Mother Nature hates her doesn't mean she can't throw the name around. Sasuke twitch hating the idea of what to come if he is forever stuck in this female body. "You…"

"Alright I'll take that as a yes!" Sakura said happily before grabbing Sasuke's arms (which has become very thin) and drag him out of the forest.

Sasuke glare at Sakura's large back not once protesting because he hate to admit that Sakura might be right. Besides, he doesn't want to go back to his team like this. (He doesn't want to go back to Konoha like this either.) As he was contemplating his thoughts, Sakura all of a sudden stop and turn back to Sasuke. "Hey um…Sasuke-kun," Sakura start as Sasuke frown deepen. "What?" he asks scowling at how innocent she looks despite her being in a man's body.

"Um…do you mind if we switch clothes?" she asks hesitantly and he blink. "What?" he asks again not really believing what Sakura just asked him. "I mean, my clothes is kind of tight and I'm sure your clothes are kind of big for you, don't give me that look Sasuke-kun you keep holding your pants up! And it's uncomfortable traveling with these tight clothing on." Sakura explain as Sasuke let out a deep frustrated breathe. Why couldn't he stay in that comfortable inn instead of blowing off steam by walking in the rain? If he did, none of this would have happen.

"Fine…" he said through gritted teeth and Sakura once again gave him a big smile. After many...awkward…moments they were finally set to go to Konoha. Sakura admitted that Sasuke's revealing shirt made her self-conscious because she was still a woman at heart, but another thing she has to admit is that she has one hot body. So no, she didn't really mind at all that his shirt reveal her tone chest and nice abs (probably not as nice as Sasuke's, but she didn't give a damn right now). She can ogle herself in the mirror all day if she wants.

Sasuke on the other hand wouldn't even cross his arms in case of going over his chest or even under the thing call breast. Yes, he hates this situation as much as Sakura loves it (she was freaking out earlier, he wonder how that change so quickly). And his hair, why is it so damn long? He wonders how girls can deal with something like this. You can't fight with hair blocking your every view. No wonder Sakura cut it and from what he's witnessing, she's keeping it short.

Night was falling fast and Sakura could see the next village peaking over the horizon. "Sasuke-kun, we should rest here for the day." Sakura said pointing at the village as Sasuke nod his head in confirmation. "Aa," seriously, he was too tired from the day events to even think about his revenge. He simply wants to get this over with.

As they entered, the villagers never once gave them a second glance (well maybe at Sakura with her pink hair and everything.) That made her certainly annoyed though as they entered an inn and the receptionist stare at them. "A night out?" he question as Sakura nodded her head. "Yes, um…one room with two beds?" she asks as the receptionist went over to check if there was any available. "Sorry, but there's only one bedroom left; if you guys aren't really willingly to share…" he gave Sasuke a look, and in all due respect, Sasuke wanted to barf. "Its fine! We can share," Sakura said hastily as the man gave them their keys and Sasuke made their way to their room first.

Sakura unlock the door and as Sasuke enter and sat on the bed tiredly. "Are we going to share a bed Sasuke-kun?" she asks as Sasuke look up at stare at her. "You're the one that told that man that." Sasuke said with disgust as Sakura nervously laugh. "True, but um…you don't mind sleeping on the couch right?" Sakura asks and Sasuke glare. "Sakura if you remember, our gender change, that means the situation changes as well." Sakura pout crossing her arms. "But…I'm too big for the couch!" she complain as Sasuke roll his eyes.

"You're a man now, what the hell can I do to you?" Sasuke asks as Sakura shrug her shoulders. "I don't know, paralyze me with chidori nagashi and do all sorts of things to me?" Sakura question as Sasuke gave her a 'are you serious?' look. Sakura grinned afterwards noticing Sasuke raising hostility before waving her hand. "I'm just kidding; see this is what happens when you are surrounded by three perverts most of your life," Sakura said before heading for the bathroom. 'Three?' Sasuke silently question as Sakura lock the door.

"Sasuke-kun!" was what Sasuke heard when he jolted awake. He must have fallen asleep on the bed but shook out of it as Sakura open the door. "S-Sasuke-kun…" she started and Sasuke saw the desperate look on her face. "What?" he asks and she went on one foot to another before hesitating again. "Um…you know I really need to go use the bathroom but you know I just can't…"

"Oh hell no Sakura," Sasuke said as Sakura pout. "Please? Pretty pretty please?"

"No," he said sternly. This situation is giving him an impossible headache that seems like it will not ever go away. Sakura huff knowing that it will be impossible to get Sasuke to teach her how to pee standing up. She might as well learn by herself then. She slam the door shut and Sasuke flinch at the noise it made before stripping down to Sakura's shorts and top. He wondered how she can wear something this tight and revealing. He then fell asleep on one side of the bed.

Sakura silently creep in wondering if Sasuke's asleep. She guessed not because he can seriously sleep with one eye open. Maybe she shouldn't be enjoying the change this much, I mean, she had to go through the bathroom process (It forever scarred her, and she'll blame Sasuke for that). However, she has a great advantage over Sasuke. She's stronger than him even without her chakra, bigger yes, but she can learn how to work with her size, and she can probably tie him up and drag him to Konoha without much as fight. She does have to think about his little chidori tricks, but she can probably do some damage back with her medical techniques. Once she gets to Konoha, she'll let Tsunade-shishou handle everything from then on.

Sakura slowly sat on the bed removing the outer layer of her clothing and admit that sleeping shirtless is comfortable before lying down besides Sasuke. The two had their backs to each other and Sakura gave a sad sigh. She has to keep in mind that even if everything did work out, Sasuke might try to leave once they turn back and she will have no idea what she'll do if he succeeded in leaving again.

Sasuke groan as he slightly stretch out his body. He swore never again to sleep in the same position ever, his shoulder hurts and he massage it to loosen the muscles. As he slowly sat up he turns to see Sakura sleeping soundly. He scowls hating that she got to sleep peacefully and he didn't. He then blink noticing something on Sakura's face and stare in surprise as he realizes that it was tears. "Why are you crying?" he quietly asks "…annoying…" and he turn away from Sakura, his expression unreadable.

Konoha was in sights a few hours later and Sakura, forgetting her earlier nightmare lit up happily. This is really a dream come true because seriously, Sasuke is willingly (or unwillingly) coming back with her to Konoha. "Sasuke-kun we're…"

"I know I can see it Sakura," Sasuke said grudgingly as Sakura sigh before nodding. "Right," she said before trudging forward with Sasuke close behind. 'Does he really have to be so pissing? I mean, I know he's a girl now but I don't think he's pmsing.' Sakura thought to herself before they came closer the gate of Konoha.

Sasuke stop and Sakura look back at him confuse. "What is it Sasuke-kun?" she asks raising a brow in question. Sasuke shook his head staring at the ground in front of him before taking a step forward. Right then and there, Sasuke wish he hadn't.

"SAKURA-CHAN!"

A/N-A new story and something I hopefully can finish. I'm going to rewrite all my other stories hopefully...review?