Chapter 1 Bickering.
Aby woke up. The light was on and the door was open getting up and peeking out into the hall she could only faintly hear something sizzling, hold on, the strong smell of bacon beckoned her down the hall. As she slowly made her way down the familiar hall she found herself nearing the source of smell and sound. She stepped into the kitchen where bacon was left sizzling unattended on the frying pan. Aby soon grabbed a plate and tongs then proceeded to put as much bacon as she could on the plate. Then she noticed some bacon cooling on a metal pan so she put that on her plat too. She then sat down at the table and horked down all the bacon. All 9 ounces of it.
"Hey where did the bacon, oh you ate it." David said sadly.
"Well you shouldn't have left it lying around." Aby said with a massive grin on her face.
"I went to grab salt."…
"You're such a carnivore." David said while looking at the plate in front of Aby.
"Well…you're such an omnivore!" Aby retorted.
"You have a comeback for all my insults."
"Yes, yes I do. You don't have any for mine."
"Nope." David said.
"Cook me some eggs!"
"I barely know how to fry bacon what makes you thing I can cook eggs?"
"Your right your bacon sucks."
"Yep…I don't even like bacon." David said holding an egg. He was looking at its shell closely.
"WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE YOU FROM!?" Aby asked surprised.
"Earth. You?" David said calmly.
"Earth." Aby said before noticing the trap.
"Got a problem with that?" David said with a grin.
"No." Aby said angrily crossing her arms.
"To clarify we come from two different earths. Not the same one." Aby said.
"That doesn't matter. Besides mine invented yours."
"That merchandise is creepy. Did you ever have any?"
"I wish! That stuff was hard to ship to site 14. No company will ship to a foundation site. Because they technically don't have addresses."
"Good that stuff creeps me out."
"I know you wanted a plushy you can't deny it." David said tauntingly.
"Okay I did want one of them." Aby said reluctantly.
"Which one?"
"Ugh I don't want to say."
"I try to cook eggs if you tell me."
"Okay…It was the Jirachi one. The one with big eyes."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" David laughed hard.
"ARE YOU GONNA MAKE EGGS NOW?!" Aby said irritated.
"Yeah yeah I'll try." David said.
After failing to make eggs sunny side up, David threw the atrocities in the trash, grabbed a cold Pepsi from the fridge and sat down across the table from Aby. He opened the bottle and began taking swigs of it…He was simply staring straight into Abys eyes and her into his. He sat there with an expression of complete boredom. Aby did the same.
"What do we do now?" David asked.
"Want some fun?" Aby asked suggestively.
"Not your kind." David replied hastily before Aby could reach him.
"Aww." Aby said while slinking her arm back across the table.
…
"Do you like time travel?" David asked.
"No that stuff is scary. Too many paradoxes."
"Aww come on it seems a lot more fun than sex to me." David said casually.
"You're kidding right?" Aby said with a raised eyebrow.
"Nope." David again replied casually. His face was nothing but serious.
"You're still a virgin aren't you Dave."
"Umm, uh, uh." David's voice became frantic.
"I KNEW IT YOU'RE SCARED OF SEX!" Aby said.
"Yeah I am." David said hanging his head in shame.
"I'll be gentle if you want." Aby said again suggestively. Trying to be kind.
"NO!" David said again. This time physically trembling.
"Okay good grief." Aby said she had just given up. Much to David's relief.
After a while of more sleeping Aby trudged down to the lab where she had been transformed to see what David was cooking up now. Much to her dismay he was reading a scientific paper on time travel. Scratch that there was a mountain of books he was sat down beside.
"Theories theories theories! So many theories. From cosmic strings to faster than light neutrinos! Wormholes are great, but can only be used to a relatively crude extent." David said.
"Leave time travel be David I don't want to die." Aby said whilst approaching him. David looked up and was reminded of something. Aby sat down beside him. Only for him to jump up and use a ladder to pull a book out of the mound. It was a thin book. But still a book. David then scurried down and sat back beside Aby.
"Come on well be the first in our universes to time travel." David said.
"Actually I think team galactic beat you to it." Aby said.
"Your right…Curse you Satoshi! But hail David Tsang and Ben Tippet!"
"Ah, this is a good one. 'Traversable Achronal Retrograde Domains in Space-time', or T.A.R.D.I.S for short."
"You have got to be kidding me." Aby said face palming.
"Well building a Tipler cylinder will be challenging but fun." David said.
"Do I have to help?"
"If you want you could cook me noodles when I take a break." David said.
"I wish Johnathan was here. He can cook." Aby moaned.
"Well He has a wife and kids and a large company to run so yeah… Were out of luck"
"I'm just kidding Aby I will learn to cook on my own. In the meantime, uh. I don't know."
David awoke. In bed. As his eyes opened he noticed his vision was nothing but white. White fur. Then he noticed it was divided into two clumps. Each of which were enormous.
"Aby I know you have big boobs but please."
"That's my butt."
"Well you might give Kim Kardashian a run for her money."
"What a perv."
"Hey you're the one SITTING ON MY FACE." David said.
"More like just laying here. Letting you get a view." Aby said wiggling her butt a little.
"You're desperate aren't you? You know, I'm just holding back and making you suffer like a jerk." David taunted.
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck someone in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give him a god damned reach around." Aby said angrily.
"HAHAHAHAHAH! I see you've watched full metal jacket." David said.
"What?" Aby asked.
"Just get your ass out of my face."
"No I'll just let you suffer. Until you give me what I want." Aby said wiggling her butt more.
"Nope not gonna happen." David said.
"I thought you would like my butt." Aby said disappointed.
"I LOVE TIG OL BITTIES" David yelled. A massive grin on his face.
"I should have known." Aby said angrily. Quickly she got up and put her boobs in his face.
"This still won't change anything." David said with a big grin and a red face.
"Then why do I feel a lump in your crotch?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"It's a natural reaction."
"Orly?"
"Just get off of me."
"Not gonna happen. Not until I have what I want. You can't resist because I'm stronger than you and Null-A can't help you." Aby said looking down at David. His eyes meeting hers as he looked up.
"You know the sphere gave you a perfect body in my opinion." David said.
"Your boobs." He said as he held them and gave them a small squeeze. "Not small, but not so big they look fake. They are in the perfect zone between D's and C's…Your abdomen." He said, tracing his hands down her back and belly slowly. "Is thin but not so thin it's a wasp. Your belly is perfect. And your booty." He said holding and groping her ass. "It's just big enough for me to grope. But not so big I can bury my face in it. To me that is perfection."
"You're so corny." Aby said. She had chills running down her spin from his hands. They were extremely cold.
"I don't care." He said running his hands up and down her back more. He could feel her shiver. He was loving her reaction.
David flipped aby off of him so he could look her in eyes.
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"You know I still haven't got my foreplay." Aby said wiggling her hips.
"What you call foreplay I call torture!" David said sarcastically.
"Oh please…JUST, DO IT!"
"Another reference. Just great."
"Did you know that all this time you have been commando? Damn fluff does all the covering, the view has been great."
"What a jerk you are! You let me walk around naked all this time?!"
"Hey clothes can be a burden. I saved you the trouble." He said grinning.
…
"We'll have you liked what you've seen." Aby said looking David in the eyes.
"YES, my god yes you're a goddess. Isn't that obvious?"
"Do you really think that? Or are you just toying with me?"
"I would like to think I'm being toyed with now."
"Yes I have let you enjoy the illusion that you were under control. But now."
Aby jumped on top of David and pulled his cargo jeans off and literally ripped his shirt then pulled it off.
"You will submit to me my little slave."
"You could have just let me take them off."
"You would have stalled and tried to escape My Little Prisoner. Just shut up."
Aby then proceeded to pull David's boxers down and stared at him. He was not enormous but average. Aby found this to be a little disappointing. But she paid it no mind. She decide that he would pleasure her until he could no longer do so…He would get nothing because he had been a jerk.
Aby quickly put her ass in David's face once again.
"Lick me Don won." Aby said forcefully.
"Immediately David began licking her pussy, it grew wet. David ran his tong over Abys clitoris, making her grip the bedsheets and moan. Yet he kept on. Eventually he slipped his tong inside her pussy and wiggled it. Aby instinctively pressed on his face trying to get it deeper. He put it in as far as he could. And let loose just exploring her depths and wiggling it around.
After a while Aby had fallen asleep from his tong. David was sore. He didn't even want to sleep. He rolled Aby off of him and laid there. Just staring at the ceiling.