Spades slick scuttled in through Karkat's window at the speed of sound, "KARKAT YOU MAKE MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI AND I THINK WE SHOULD FRICKLE FRACK HARD."
A slime covered Karkat emerged from his pod like a majestic whale. "OH YES. PLEASE CUT YOUR COCKROACH, if you know what I mean, LIKE DICK INTO MY KARKAT POCKET."
"OK GET NAKED."
Spades scuttled around Karkat chanting "weesnaw" (as is tradition to do when one commences is the sex and is being naked) commencing in multiple, Karkat yodeling multiple "skrees" with his young waving in the air.
"NOW ALLOW US TO NOOK THE SEX!" Karkat yelled.
Spades thrust into Karkat with no warning, his school bus sized dick springing through his clothes like a baby bunny coming out of a rabbit hole.
Karkat skreeed, clicking his hands like crab claws, his thimble sized tentacle squirming like a little kid who had to piss.
"OH YES. THERE IS A GOOD PLACE TO MAKE ME CUM. THE POWER OF THY'S DICK IS LIKE A GENERATOR, KEEPS ME TURNED OF AND HAPPY."
A drizzled of genetic material dripped from his bulge, while he squirted and squirmed.
JACKIE BBY THAT WAS MY BESTEST SEXY EVER. I THANK THY."
But Spades was already scuttling into the shadows, at the speed of sound.