Hello people of earth and beyond! This is a story to go along with Swirly592's story Kill Me Now. If you want this to make sense go read hers! It's awesome. This story will be from my character Mora's POV. Enjoy~

"… So that's how I broke his leg." Everyone stared at Emily in confusion.

"We asked is you wanted Chinese for dinner," Morgan sighed.

Hello. My name is Mora, but my friends call me Moon. I prefer it. I've got auburn brown hair, dark blue eyes, and "hipster" glasses as people seem to call them. I still don't know what hipster is.

Emily, the one with the story of breaking some poor dude's leg, is one of my many awesome friends. She has long, wavy red hair, green eyes, and likes wearing pretty Lolita dresses for some reason. Oh well.

Next we've got Em. No it's not Emily. Em is the mellow one with short blond hair and blue/green eyes. When I say mellow I mean seriously mellow.

Then we have fun little Chloe. She looks average but she's far from it. Oh and you'd be smart not to make her mad.

We also have Lorelei who makes me feel like a midget. Her hair is long, dark, and usually put in a braid. Her eyes are hazel and her skins pail… vampire chick.

Now there is Kitty. She's a good friend of mine but I don't exactly know her real name. Her hair is long and black with dyed white tips and it's usually accompanied by a cat eared headband. Really cute.

Finally, our head of the house, Morgan! She's 14 and she lets all of us live with her in her house. We're like one big happy family… most the time. You'll see what I mean eventually.

"You did? Heh, I guess Chinese is good, aru." That did it. The seven of us began giggling like the crazy Hetalia fan girls we are.

Chloe insisted on calling is the order so she cheerfully bounced from the room. I noticed a few moments after that Morgan had decided to get on our only computer. So I thought I might as well follow her, maybe read her email from over her shoulder.

When I got there I noticed a pop-up that appeared on her screen. "DON'T CLOSE IT!" I practically yelled in her ear.

" Moon, it's just a pop-up," oh Lorelei was usually the rational one, rather than Morgan. I've never done the rational thing though and Lorelei didn't seem to want to this time either.

"Morgan! It's for Hetalia! 'CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 1,000,000th visitor to this site! Click here to receive your free Hetalia Units!' Click it!" I really wanted to hear Lorelei continue to try and urge Morgan on this, but then Em ruined it by whacking her.

So Em and her mellow-self wanted to play rational today. "It's a scam. All that will happen is Morgan's computer will gain a virus. And that's the ONLY computer we have."

I pouted from behind her, sticking my lower lip out and crossing my arms.

"Thank you Em. Now I'm just gonna c-AAH!" Leaven it to hyper Kitty to glomp Morgan at a time like this. Had to admit I laughed when she screamed though.

"Hi~! What were you fighting about? I forgot." I swear I saw Morgan sweat drop. Least I know I wasn't the only one. Loved Kitty, but this was just… I don't even know.

"We were saying… SHIT!" Whoa. Potty mouth Morgan! I chocked back my laugh and stared at the wicked awesome message covering the screen.

'Thank you. Your first Unit will arrive in 3-5 business days'

Sweet! Looks like we were getting Hetalia Units after all. Dream come true. My dream phase broke for a minute when I heard Morgan talking, no scratch that, yelling at Kitty.

"Kitty… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Then she picked up a baseball bat and started chasing Kitty with it. Chloe walked in just in time to witness the insanity happening around us. I have to say, this is going to be one killer good time.

Wouldn't you know it? I finally got into a great dream phase with no nightmares at all and Morgan has to pull out that stupid horn of hers. Either way I was with my fellow girls in the living room, accompanying them with glares like daggers towards Morgan.

I was just about ready to kill her when I grumbled, "What the hell do you want us up for?"

"Well, we seem to have some box on the steps. Apparently, it's the unit Kitty 'persuaded' me to order." Her gaze went from me to Kitty in less than a second.

"You're welcome," Kitty replied cheerfully. She's almost oblivious to sarcasm.

Chloe handed Morgan the thick manual she somehow missed. "Shouldn't you *yawn* see what is exactly in the box first?"

Morgan opened it up and her face fell to our own shock. Well… not really but still.

"Kitty…" She began.

Oh no, Kitty, don't answer. For the love of god don't answer! "Yeah?"

I plugged my ears and waited. "I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You."

I relaxed and unplugged my ears with a wide grin. Yep. This was bound to be a killer good time.

Thanks for reading~