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this is a;BtVS,Angel,Harry Potter,Artemis Fowl,X-Men and Teen Titans crossover fic

this story is a crossover (duh) and it envolves anoying kiddies, violence and torturing annoying adults!! you have to assume though that:

dumbledore,lily, james,tara,wesly,fred,cordy,darla,anya,root and sirius are alive

everybody already knows eachother anyway

riley,oz and connor are in the group

jinx,draco,lindsey,darla,drusilla,gambit,wanda,mystique,pietro,magneto,toad and blob are good and have been for a while

Most of the 6 teams were gathered in the Hogwarts main hall. It was the middle of the summer and Hogwarts was officially closed, but being friends with the headmaster had its perks. Most of the group were lounging around or pursuing some activity they enjoyed, although a rather unlikely group were gathered together watching Luna Lovegood (attempt) to brew a potion. It looked rather difficult and the fumes were turning her usually blond hair an interesting shade of purple, which was probably why she had a rather curious audience. This group consisted of; Artemis Fowl, Holly Short, Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Nymphadora Tonks, Faith Lehane, Spike, Anya Jenkins, Raven Roth, Drusilla, Remy LeBeu, The Wolverine, Rogue and Wanda Maximoff.

Professor Dumbledore, who was having a conversation with Hermione Granger about house-elf welfare, kept shooting the bubbling cauldron apprehensive looks, but seemed content it wouldn't explode.

All seemed to be going well for about ten minutes until….

"Luna, its making popping sounds, is it meant to be making popping sounds?, Luna!!"

The rest of the group turned round in time to see a spectacular explosion as violent pink smoke engulfed their friends.

Dumbledore was up, out of his seat and half way across the room before anyone had a chance to say "oh gosh!"

The others followed less than a second later.

Dumbledore pulled out his wand and began siphoning away the smoke that was lingering.

The sight that met their eyes was probably not the one they had expected, what they did see was fifteen small children dressed in oversized clothes that swamped them, two of who had managed to get into a fight already. A girl was kicking at them seemingly not worried about who she hit.

"stupid stupid! Aha don't like ya anyway so stop it stupid! Ya not meant ta fight, mah mama said, an yer not playin fair!"

Rogue, for due to the stripy hair it was obviously her, screamed all this at the top of her voice.

and while that went on...

There was a small, pale, dark haired girl giggling to herself and talking about dolls and blood.

A skinny serious boy drawing complicated equations in the dust on the floor while a tiny aurbun haired elf poked him and laughed

A small blond girl and a taller girl with shocking pink hair grinning at each other

A cute black haired kid and peaky purple eyed little girl watching each other mistrustfully

two black haired boys chattering away to each other and

a little girl reciting random words.

every body stared. the realisation that these were there friends, family, deadly enemies...turned into five year olds!!

"can I sum all this up with an 'oh god no'?"

"yes Xander I think that sums it up"

The talking had drawn the kids attention to them, a small girl of about four with dark curls and chocolate eyes came over, she was followed by a boy with light brown hair and blue eyes, the girl just stood looking at them with a serious look on her face. The boy spoke;

"I'm William you can call me Will 'cos everyone does my mummy calls me Willie but I don't like that. what's your name?"

Xander rubbed his hands together

"on second thoughts, this could be fun"

(gap)(gap)(gap)(gap)(gap)(gap)(gap)(gap)

"they kept their powers! that soo wasnt,like,meant to happen.baby Wanda is totaly creeping me out she,like, keeps staring at me!"

"you dont have to vorry now Kitty, Wanda is busy killing Pietro its qvite a site i havnt stopped laughing for 20 minutes!"

"AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH! Remy you little brat you blew up my lipgloss!!!!! you are dddeeeeaaaadddd!!!"

"Anya come here, and you... wait Anya AND Anya? Tonks!!"

"no, NO LUNA DONT TOUCH THAT WAND!!"

"Rogue you are not to knock out Jean and then beat up Logan!"

"Harry no climing the wall, Sirius stop incouraging him!"

"Faith?,William? NO thats not funny! give me the sticky tape and scissors and let Angel down from the wall!!"

"Logan it is not funny to punch Remy, no Logan dont kick him! i saw that! come here! nooo dont run away!!"

"Drusilla dont bite Xander!"

"Raven? Raven? Raven! dont you dare drop that chair on Scotts head!!!"

BOOOOM

"who let Artemis near the explosives?!??!!"

"Holly get OFF the cupboard!"

"this is no fun"

"yes Xander i noticed!!"

(end)(end)(end)

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