It was dinnertime in the Arclight home and IV spilled oatmeal all over himself, Tron growled loudly like a grizzly bear "IV! Eat your food or I'm gonna slap you!"

IV said, "It isn't my fault the oatmeal wants to coat my sexy body…" and Tron yelled louder because how dare he be joking around "Don't you try and give that oatmeal your fanservice or I'm going to beat the snot out of you!" and III said "father please don't."

"I will do it III! You don't know what I am capable of! I am not a faker like doctor faker so I will do it!" Tron's logic did not make sense but III did not want to argue and V said "father please do not do this at dinnertime…" and Tron said "You want a woopin'?!"

Tron got out his belt and reached out and smacked V's butt with it. "You want a go?!"

"Father please…" V said and Tron grinned "Ooh so you begging for a woopin?!"

IV coughed loudly "Oh god father no…" and III agreed, no father, no. Tron said "I'm gonna give it to ya'll real good, belt woopin' pull down them short shorts…"

"I'm not wearing any, I'm wearing pants…" IV said and Tron got angry and said "pull down those pant pant then!" and that is not what they're called but IV gives up and he slowly pulls down his pants as Tron smacks IV's butt with the belt and Tron doesn't even wear a belt so god knows where he got the belt. "Crusty ass Arclight!" Tron yelled…

"But dad you are an Arclight too…" III told him and Tron yelled that he should not tell him what he is and is not and so III did his best not to anger his father as he watched IV get his butt smacked by his father, V only watched to, he did not want a woopin'.

"Dude I just spilled oatmeal holy shit," IV said in anger and Tron said "You sassing me boy?!" and grabbed IV by the hair and poured cornflakes in his hair and said "Bathtime…" and he grabbed IV and took him away, III and V did not want to know what was going to happen, they went to watch some cool aliens on TV because god damn did they love aliens, they loved watching aliens on TV, it was III and V's favorite thing.

"You think he'll be ok?" III asked and V shook his head because he knew his father was a rough bath taker.

Tron was a rough bath taker, IV would not be in a pleasant bath, he would be clean for days… for days… Tron was again a rough bath taker, he liked rough baths, V didn't want to know what that meant but his father said it a lot and he hoped it wasn't what he thought it was… III and V sat on the couch and watched alien shows, they liked them a lot.

III and V sat there and fell asleep in each others arms, V's mouth was on III's mouth as they fell asleep because that's how you protect from the aliens getting inside you body.

That is how III and V protected each other from getting aliens inside them by hot make out, III and V were never going to get alienated, they hoped IV and Tron were okay.

Tron came out two days later with a sleeping IV in his arms, they did not question it, they never did, they never ever did… it was two days, they did not care, they never did.

"Dinner time!" Tron said and the process started all over again, always all over again.