A.H.13: Sorry, school sucks…this story will have some of the Org. 13 members turned good. Xemnas is still gone.
Axel: Um, exactly why do I hate chibis?
A.H.13: You'll see…
Aqua: She's turning evil!
A.H.13: Be quiet muse, or the next chappie to "CAMPING WITH THE ORGANIZATION 101" will go bye bye!
Aqua: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Sora: I'm still not chibi.
A.H.13/reads spell that turns Sora chibi/
Axel: Awwww!
Sora: Bastward!
Axel: HEY!
A.H.13: I do NOT own anything, except Aqua. Please don't criticize me on the paragraph form, it's my first time writing like this.
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Why Axel Hates Chibis-chapter one
"Axel! We're going to be late!" cried a chibified Sora. Axel was going to kill Roxas for sticking him with Sora. They had told Sora not to touch the little statue, but that tempted him even more…
Flashback
"Thank you so much for saving our world from the evil bunnies, they would have destroyed our homes looking for carrots." said Pacha /A/N: Yes, they are in Kuszo's world, and the evil bunnies thing, Izma's plan./ "No problem, that's what the keyblade master does with his new pals, save worlds." said Sora, swinging his keyblade over his shoulder. Axel wasn't interested in the conversation that was occurring before him, he was looking at a small statue. It looked like a life-sized baby with amethyst eyes. Sora was trying to get Axel's attention when he too saw the statue.
"Ooooooo! What's this?" asked Sora, reaching forward to touch the statue. "Sora, no! Don't...!" but it was too late. Sora touched the statue and there was a purple light with cackling sounds. "I knew you would fall into my trap Kuzco!" Yelled Izma, but then stopped laughing at what she saw. There was the keyblade master, about 2 feet tall, bigger and shinier blue eyes, and about 4 years old. "Wait, you're not Kuzco." Said Izma. Sora shook his head and started rocking back and forth, sucking his thumb. Izma was then arrested by a cow and a giraffe, former human guards turned into animals by her potions.
Axel carried Sora home and called everyone into the living room. "He touched something didn't he?" asked Demyx. Axel and Sora nodded. Roxas smirked as he said "He's all yours!"
End Flashback
Axel started to bang his head on the steering wheel as Sora pushed different buttons, making the car go haywire. "Damn it Sora! We're here! Now get out before I blast you with a fireball!" yelled Axel, waving a fireball in Sora's facing making the 4 year old gulp in fear. Sora jumped out of the car and ran to the entrance.
"So Axie! What are we gonna buy!?" asked Sora. "Sora, the name is Axel! A-X-E-L! Got it memorized?" said Axel. Sora took hold of Axel's hand and started pointing at the different stores to see if that's where they were going. Sora pointed to a candy shop "No Sora". Sora pointed at a videogame store "No Sora". The next store was a "toy" store.../A/N: You all know what I mean…/"NO SORA! WE ARE NOT GOING TO A STORE THAT SELLS THOSE KINDS OF TOYS!" yelled Axel. "Aww, but they look so fun! Especially the handcuffs! We can play cops and robbers when we get home!" squeaked Sora. Axel's final answer was "NO!"
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When Sora and Axel finished shopping they stepped into a videogame store to buy some kiddie games for Sora. "How about this one? It's called Resident Evil. Please buy it for me Axie!" whined Sora. "The name is Axel! A-X-E-L! Got it memorized?" said Axel. "Yeah, yeah." replied Sora.
"Hmm…It's rated for blood, violence, and zombies…I don't think this is a game for 4 year olds."
"Fine! How about this one, it's called Silent Hill."
"That's almost the same as Resident Evil!"
"Is not! It has smiling little people!"
"You just drew that on with a crayon! And where did you get a crayon!?"
"No where"
"How about this game Sora, it's good old fashioned Tetris!" asked Axel. "No way! That game has real violence!" whined Sora. "HOW DOES IT HAVE REAL VIOLENCE!?" yelled Axel, his hair starting to smoke. "It has little blocks being destroyed! Those blocks could have little people in them! The little people will be crushed and destroyed by the other blocks the player builds up and then you can imagine the little people screaming in such tiny voices that you can't hear or see them. Then, you just sit there and smile while the little people are killed in a river of blood! Then the other blocks will wipe away the remains!" finished Sora, taking a deep breath from that long speech.
Everyone looked shocked at the little 4 year old and then at Axel, then away to their shopping. "…I think you're ready for Silent Hill…" said Axel, taking the videogame from the smiling chibi.
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"Yay! I wuv you videogame!" said Sora, hugging the videogame tightly. /If that videogame box could breathe, the poor thing would have suffocated by now…/ thought Axel. "Now for the arcade!" said Axel as he struck a pose. Sora copied him and both dashed to the arcade.
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"WOOT! I beat Pacman!" said Axel and started to dance around like a maniac. Sora stared with wide eyes and began to eat his Hershey bar. "Who's your daddy!?" asked Axel, putting his hand out for Sora to slap it. "You aren't my daddy! I need an adult! I need an adult!" screamed Sora. The mall security came to the scene and tackled poor Axel to the ground.
With some explaining and some phone calls later, Axel was freed from mall jail and was driving Sora home. "Axel? I'm sor…"
"don't talk Sora or I'll swear I will put a fireball up your ass…" said Axel through gritted teeth.
Both Axel and Sora were going home and were going to take a long rest after that day, but unfortunately for Axel, that day was nothing compared to what was to come in the future…
To Be Continued
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A.H.13: I hope you all liked it because I'm writing more.
Aqua: Aww! Chibi Sora reminds me of me when I was little! Kawaii!
Axel: I hate you…
A.H.13: Send me some ideas about what Sora and Axel should do next by sending me reviews! I will use some of the ideas in my next chappie!