You might think this is just another Attack on Titan Fic, here to show you just another story in Hajime Isayama's sick and twisted world. Well, I'm here to tell you that this WON'T be another story. Why? Because I DESPISE Attack on Titan. I hate the story, I hate the characters, I hate the artstyle, I hate EVERYTHING. So why am I making a "fan" fic about the one thing I hate most? Because I would have LOVE Attack on Titan, but Hajime Isayama does not know how to make a shounen. So I decided I'll create my OWN version of Attack of Titan. To Hajime Isayama, l say this: let me show you how to make a Shounen, because you clearly have no idea what the FUCK you're doing.