HEY YALL IF YUR SICK OF CRAP TWIFICS DEN CHECK DIS OUT OK!! dis is da story of a girl who discovurs her true familey and maybe love on da way too!!EDWART CULLEN FOEVAH

Hey yaALL Helena Oceania here, be4 I intruduce myself I start my storey I wana tel u ( d readders) s litllt bit abut myself, Helena. I woz born in an orphanage I never knew my parents I woz abandoned at birth in a cemetery in d middle of d nite, I was only found by a kindly passerby who saw me crying saddly alone by a grave, nd dey woz captivated by my massive VIOLET eyes dat seemingly sparkled tru d nitesky.. Dat person woz d only honest nd tru person dat I met in my life up til dis point ( D BEGINNIN OF D STOREY) nd all my life grewing up I d orphangae nd fostar homes I always remembered dis persan wit happynis but a little sadness noing dat d only good I experienced in my life was a stranger!! But u guyz d last ting I want was for ne ppl to feel sorry for me I am not luking for fukn sympathy ok!!

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one day d owners of d orphanage Mr.Dursley cam to tel me dat dey had found my tru family nd dat seemingly I had been misplaced at birth nd dat I woz being sent to live wit dem from now on.

I couldtn believe it! I had finally found my tru family after years of being shunted frm foster family to family. Now I had a chance to forget my wretching past nd move on from my live for real.

I went to pack my things (btw it didn't take long bcos I had so few tings of my self. In d suite case I packd my cloths nd fotogrpahd of my friends from d orphanage which I wud never forget dey had been such gud friends to me!!just thinking about how much this life might def change I begin to cry limpid tears down my face in sadly.

"Miley why are you cryn?" asked my bff4l Persephoney confused. (btw all my friends call my miley becos I forget to mention dat apparently in d orphanage most of d kids were abused) oh nd AUTHOR NOTE dis is nutin to do with Miley Cyrus OK!!1 TEAM SELENA!!

"Im just overcame with emotions!" I exclaimed. "I finally get d chance to meet my real family for real but it means saying goodbye to all of my friends here for ever!2

"At least we'll hav d Jonas Brothers!" she shouted suicidally.

Then a lot of other things happened nd be4 long I was on d bus to Forks wit my last conversation wringing in my mind.

"But where am going?" I asked Mr.Dursley reportedly as I berthed the bus away from my old life forver. I wasn't listenin to him properly becuz I was weepign

"You are going….." he pawsed, looking at me strangely…. ' to a small-town called FORKS!!'

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While I was on d busright I listened to d Jonas Brothers on my walkman (btw dis storey isn't set in d nineties u guyz dis is just to illastrate how poor d heroine seemingly is ok!!)

The soothing music was stil playing when d bos came to Forks.I looked out the window rejectedly nd almost choked on d M&Ms peanuts I was formally eating.

Walking down the sidewalk swiftly was a boy who's gaze porced me like a arrow. He looked exactly like Joe Jonas except he woz much palar and he had red hair and his face was differant. H was walkng along d pavement wid d collar of his tan expansive jacet up wid his hands moodily in his pockets and he was staring at the pavement refusing to eggknowledge d world. sumting in him touched my soul itself and be4 i realose waht i was doing i raced after him dilligently my felines for him were so strong.

"Excuse me!!1 I said extrusively.

"What does thou think u art doing?" he returted angrily.

"Um hi..?' i began but before I could continue in that vain he gasped.

His marzipan eyes grazed at me in shock. I could see him tanking in my long silky blond hair down to the middle of my back. I was wearing a lite blue tennisdress what showed off my porcine skin. ( btw In the orphanage we didnt have much money for cloths so I made my own cloths and all d other kids that were my friends cloths too. Since everybody wanted to be my friend I made all these cool clothes just from one kneedle and thread. i guess u cud say im kinda talanted like zoe 101 cept no baby lol!!)

Edwrard's coal-black eyes trained on mine and I looked back with my massive VIOLET EYES which entrapped him, only pausing when my soft black eyelashes what framed my eyes swept down when i blinked ok!!

"Can i help thou?" he esquired lowly. His foreign accent was super sexah I cudnt help reflect how much he looked like a cross between zac efron nd joe jonas only wit foxy hair however this strangely seemed only to highlite his beauty.

before i could answar him his butterscotch eyes roled back in his skull and he gripped d table wid his nuckles.

"R U OKAY?2 i gasped sexahly.

"Fine dear maiden, " he muttered at d top of his lungs.

"I was wondaring if you could help me find d house of my long lost family?" I asked fondly.

Edward seemed intrigrated by my problems.

"Surely, " he retorted kindly.

B4 LONG WE ARRIVD A D HOUse of my fam.

"im nervous"' i exclammed, but Ed held my hand wid his strong maskuline other hand.

"ooooo this is SOS don wana secand guess, tis is the finak line its true, i gv my har to yo now ur torn in two an i ct find d othr haf...its lik im walkn in broken grass!!111" he sang to me beautifully and den my eyes filled up with tears cos it was so meaningfull and cos i knew we were falling in love/

but den his eyes rolled back agn and he gripped th table evn tighter until it cracked dwn d middle and he started to smell me and then i wos worried cos i had no deoderant bcuz we are so poor in the orphnage and dnt afford showers but it was ok cos i am naturally clean and then he growled "blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!"

and i was like wtf and den his eyes turned back to theyre natural orange colour and then he was lik forget about it and i didna believe him but then we were there and i ran amazingly up to th door and a man opened it and he had the same VIOLET eyes as me so i knew it was my real father OMFG!!

and den ed was like "wait a min i recognise those violette eyes too...OMG..."

and den i was crying tears of love and CHARLIE was crying too and then we were hugging but ed was STARING over his shoulder at somethin else and i turned around in the hug and it was this minging mog who ad just fallen over. and was bleeding cos she was so clumsy and den ed started to eat her blood and i was disgusting by it.

"wTF is goin on in dis crazuh-house" i shotted at Ed under my breath.

'Miley dis is ur sistar Bella, I see uv met her finance Edwart alreddy!!' exclammed Charles.

I CUDNT BELIEVE IT THAT THE GUT WHO WAS MY SOLE MATE WAS ENGGED TO MY NEW SISTER WAS WAS REALLY CRAP WHATS THAT ABOUT LIKE?!

i contracted myself together and then punched bella in the face and jumped into my bike and went really realy reallt really fast but then ed jut walked next to me not even out of breathe and started to sing to me again and i try not to listen but the notes go in under my skin and he sang "your hot, im cold, u go aroung like you know, you i am, but im not. youve got my on my knees" (BTW this has REVELANCE for later, this is a real song but remeber dat he said he was cold, k!"

so then i sank to my knees in love and then his lips were moving towards mine at the speed of light and then he mauled on to me and it was amazing and sexily i kissed him back and then he wrapped his around me but then all of a sudden...

"WHAT THE FUCK R U GUYZ DOING YOU SHITHEADZ!!1!!"

Me nd Ed terned around sexily. Ed expelled a gasp .

It woz ……. RENNESSMEE!!