The Trampoline
Everyone in Hyrule was ecstatic. They were so happy, for, Link, having just
got back from a far away land, called America, brought back a special gift.
It was a giant trampoline. He placed it right in the middle of Hyrule
field with the King's permission. "Well, ya know I could make a profit
off of this, but that would be too mean," Link thought.
But the amazing thing about this trampoline, was that no matter how many
people jumped on it, it wouldn't break. Later that evening, the gang,
(Link, Zelda, Ruto, Saria, Malon and Nabooru) were jumping. They were having
so much fun double bouncing eachother.
Then Ganondorf came on. Link got a little mad that GanonDORK thought
that he had the right to come on Hyrule's trampoline. So Link jumped really
high and made Ganon go flying into the sky. Link laughed, and so did
everyone else.
Then, when everyone was tired, they laid down on the trampoline and looked at
the stars. Then, Malon got bored and asked Link if she could play with
his ocarina.
Link handed it to her and she began to play any old note. Then, she accidently
played Epona's song, and Epona came and jumped onto the trampoline.
Oddly, it didn't break, and everyone reluctantly stared at Malon.
She just laughed.
Then, a nereby grasshopper came flying by and landed on Saria's nose.
She flicked it off, and it landed on the trampoline.
The trampoline started to shake, and then it gave way.
Everyone fell flat onto their backs and raised their eyebrows looking extremely
confused.
...To think that a miniscule grasshopper could break the mighty trampoline of Hyrule!!!
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And yet again, another pointless fic of mine..hoped you *cough* enjoyed it.
Oh yeah, R/R!!!
*Liberty*
Everyone in Hyrule was ecstatic. They were so happy, for, Link, having just
got back from a far away land, called America, brought back a special gift.
It was a giant trampoline. He placed it right in the middle of Hyrule
field with the King's permission. "Well, ya know I could make a profit
off of this, but that would be too mean," Link thought.
But the amazing thing about this trampoline, was that no matter how many
people jumped on it, it wouldn't break. Later that evening, the gang,
(Link, Zelda, Ruto, Saria, Malon and Nabooru) were jumping. They were having
so much fun double bouncing eachother.
Then Ganondorf came on. Link got a little mad that GanonDORK thought
that he had the right to come on Hyrule's trampoline. So Link jumped really
high and made Ganon go flying into the sky. Link laughed, and so did
everyone else.
Then, when everyone was tired, they laid down on the trampoline and looked at
the stars. Then, Malon got bored and asked Link if she could play with
his ocarina.
Link handed it to her and she began to play any old note. Then, she accidently
played Epona's song, and Epona came and jumped onto the trampoline.
Oddly, it didn't break, and everyone reluctantly stared at Malon.
She just laughed.
Then, a nereby grasshopper came flying by and landed on Saria's nose.
She flicked it off, and it landed on the trampoline.
The trampoline started to shake, and then it gave way.
Everyone fell flat onto their backs and raised their eyebrows looking extremely
confused.
...To think that a miniscule grasshopper could break the mighty trampoline of Hyrule!!!
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And yet again, another pointless fic of mine..hoped you *cough* enjoyed it.
Oh yeah, R/R!!!
*Liberty*