Hello!
Again.
For like the tenth time this week. Ha. My latest story, which I absolutely adore and which is not depressing in the slightest! (Therapy worked, Kristen!)
Hope you like it too! Remember to review! Ha. That rhymed.
Disclaimer: As soon as Harry Potter becomes a buyable stock and I buy all of them, I do not own Harry Potter.
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What to Do When…A Guide to Surviving Hogwarts
So You Wanna Survive Hogwarts…
Congratulations!
You are the luckiest person in the entire world.
And I'm not just saying that.
Because you have found and/or stole my fabulous guide, written by yours truly, James Potter (and some minor associates).
If anyone knows anything about surviving Hogwarts, it's me.
Follow this like the Bible, and you'll end up like me: Quidditch Captain, Head Boy, hot, buff, brilliant, and many other flattering adjectives.
This book contains everything from:
Chapter 1: What to Do When Your Roomate Scares You
Chapter 6: What to Do When You Find Out Your Best Friend Is a Werewolf
Chapter 19: What to Do When the House Elves Refuse to Make Pudding
(And who could forget)
Chapter 26: What to Do When Crazed Squirrels Attack Your Potions Class
Had enough? My wonderful, superb piece of literature also has special editions like:
When Cornish Pixies Attack: What to Do and Where to Hide
Rock Cake Calamity: How to Escape Hagrid's Cooking Without Being Rude
And
Broom Closets and Dorm Rooms: The Top 10 Places to Snog Senseless
I've survived every one of these things, so by telling my story, it'll help you too.
Stick with me, kid, and you'll escape with A LOT less trips to the hospital wing.
Best Wishes,
James Potter.
I, James Potter, am not responsible for any injuries and or detentions resulting from using this guide.
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Love to all,
Danielle
The first chapter in James' stunning guide! Enjoy, and don't forget to R&R! DanielleMWPPMWPPMWPPMWPP