Disclaimer: I wished I owned Naruto, but I don't.
Title: "You Have Something..."
Summary: Who knew it was actually so easy to get Kakashi to show his face?
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A/N: This is a short one-shot I just thought would be funny after watching the episode where Team 7 tries to see what's under Kakashi's mask. It's not really roll-over the ground funny, but more of the situation itself being funny. And only Kakashi and Sakura are in this, because I love having these two together, even when it's not a romance.
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Warning: This is a parody, so it is NOT to be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form.
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Kakashi eagerly flipped the page to read what happened next in the new volume of IchaIcha Dreams. It was a great story so far, but he would be able to enjoy it more if a certain someone with pink hair wasn't intently staring at him.
He and Sakura were sitting at the base of a tree resting from their long morning training session. As soon as they had finished sparing, he brought out his new book and began to read it while she ate a small snack.
Everything was peaceful and quiet until he felt her gaze on him. The Copy-Ninja thought it was because of his reading material since she always objected its presence, yet this time he could tell that wasn't what had her attention. Her eyes were focused on his face specifically.
This usually didn't bother him as he was used to it, but today something was different. She didn't have a calculating look like she was trying to figure out a plan to see underneath his mask; it was as if she was pondering something and mulling it over. The jounin just couldn't be sure, since he couldn't remember if he ever saw that look before. And he had to stop it, because it was starting to get to him.
"Is there something wrong, Sakura?" He inquired nonchalantly as he turned to her.
"Hmm?" Blinking innocently, she looked into his eye and blushed slightly while she answered. "Oh, it's nothing important Kakashi." She quickly diverted her green orbs away.
"Hn." Now he knew something was up, and he wanted to know what it was. "Sakura..." His voice had a warning tone.
Gazing at the ground, "It's just that you...," then looking back at him and bringing her hand to her nose in a tapping motion, "you have something hanging at the end of your nose."
Eyes widening in surprise and embarrassment, Kakashi dropped his book and hurriedly brought his hand to his face. He pulled down the mask without thought with one hand and wiped his nose with his other gloved-hand not caring that it was unsanitary.
"Did I get it?" He anxiously asked the young medic-nin, yet got no reply. Puzzled, he noticed Sakura had a dazed look and her mouth was hanging open. The jounin was confused at first, but when his fingers brushed the skin of his cheek, he understood.
He had just shown his face without hassle all because of something on his mask.
Who knew a simple little statement would trick him into exposing his face after everyone had tried with more intelligent and creative ways? He certainly didn't expect it himself.
And when he heard Sakura stand and say she had to tell the others, he knew one thing for sure.
He wasn't going to ever live this down.
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What did you think? Remember it was supposed to be pointless and not serious, and just for a quick laugh. Did I get the point across? I just wanted to write something ridiculous that kind of went with that episode, but something simple, like when they tried to see his face by buying him ramen. I hope you get that this a parody, and I was just making fun of their attempts to have him reveal his face when it could be done with something as harmless as this. Tell me what you think. Should I improve it in some way? Leave it the way it is? Let me know.
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DOTS