The Horniest Harry
One normal day, Harry, herefore known as horny went with Hermonie, herefore know as streetwhore, went to a muggle bar. Horny and the streetwhore were having fun, Horny ordered some root beer for himself and the Streetwhore. The bartender thought that he had said beer so that's what he got.
After ten drinks, Horny boy and the Streetwhore got in a local HOEtel. Horny got on a sugar high and decided to strip and fuck the Streetwhore. The had ALOT of fun, all the "Ughh!!! Horny" and "Fuck me harder Streetwhore" were heard across the PROSTITUTEtel. Streetwhore nocited that the were no condoms so she went to the lobby to buy some. In her rush, he forgot her cloth. After some arguing, she finally got what she needed and the night went on.
Thw violent sexual acts had caused Streetwhore's nipples to fall off and Horny's dick to turn blue. In case you were wonder, Streetwhore's nipples fell of because of constant sucking by horny. Horny,'s dick turn blue because of the way Streetwhore screwed him.
The morning after, Snape was in the hotel with a search party that were looking for them. Snape needed money so he took various pictures of Horny and Streetwhore having sex.
Later, Horney and Streetwhore led a normal life, if you call being pornstars normal. Streetwhore was found to be impregnated and had her baby later.
The moral of this story, when ordering rootbeer, get the root out correctly.
One normal day, Harry, herefore known as horny went with Hermonie, herefore know as streetwhore, went to a muggle bar. Horny and the streetwhore were having fun, Horny ordered some root beer for himself and the Streetwhore. The bartender thought that he had said beer so that's what he got.
After ten drinks, Horny boy and the Streetwhore got in a local HOEtel. Horny got on a sugar high and decided to strip and fuck the Streetwhore. The had ALOT of fun, all the "Ughh!!! Horny" and "Fuck me harder Streetwhore" were heard across the PROSTITUTEtel. Streetwhore nocited that the were no condoms so she went to the lobby to buy some. In her rush, he forgot her cloth. After some arguing, she finally got what she needed and the night went on.
Thw violent sexual acts had caused Streetwhore's nipples to fall off and Horny's dick to turn blue. In case you were wonder, Streetwhore's nipples fell of because of constant sucking by horny. Horny,'s dick turn blue because of the way Streetwhore screwed him.
The morning after, Snape was in the hotel with a search party that were looking for them. Snape needed money so he took various pictures of Horny and Streetwhore having sex.
Later, Horney and Streetwhore led a normal life, if you call being pornstars normal. Streetwhore was found to be impregnated and had her baby later.
The moral of this story, when ordering rootbeer, get the root out correctly.