A/N This story is dedicated to Mikia and Mipsy, my friend's two pets. May they rest in peace.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

I parked my truck near the front of the Forks public library, I didn't expect to see anything insteresting, but the Cullens were planning a hunting trip. In Quebec. So, I would need something to keep me occupied while they were away.

As I walked into the library and over to the New in Stock, I spotted two books that caught my eye. They were both by the same author and were black, except for an item in the front. I decided that was a good as I was going to get, grabbed the two books, and headed for the front counter. As if I were imitating Alice, I whipped out my library card and successfully checked out the two books-and without tripping, I might add. I stuffed the books in my backpack and headed for my truck, got in, and started on my way home.

As I drove up to my house, I saw Edward's Volvo sitting in the driveway. I parked by the side of the road, grabbed my backpack, and attempted to walk on the lawn. I failed. I fell at least two times before I reached the front porch. I opened the front door to see a shocking sight.

Charlie was standing in the hallway, laughing. More importantly, laughing with Edward. "Hello?"

"Bella!" Charlie exclaimed, putting on a more serious face. "Edward was just asking me if you could join his family for dinner, and I said it would be fine."

"Thanks dad." I replied. Edward grabbed my hand and escorted me out to his car. I heard Charlie call out, "Bring her back before ten!"

"You can count on me, Charlie!" Edward shouted, a smug grin in his place.

"So what were you two laughing about when I came in?" I asked, wrapping my arms around my backpack.

"Nothing…" and for the next ten minutes, I kept trying to get him to confess. Unfortunately, I got nothing.

We arrived at the house when all of a sudden, Edward was on my side, hurrying me up.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"T.V." he answered.

"What wrong with the T.V.?"

"Everyone is going to sit with you Bella, and if we don't hurry, we're going to be watching Adult pay-per-view." I shuttered and within seconds, Edward was carrying me into the living room. But we weren't fast enough. Emmett was already flicking through the channels. "Emmett, give me the remote…"

Emmett just smirked, "Then come and get it…" Just like that, the two boys started a wrestling match in the middle of the living room floor. I thought this was a good time as any and picked up the first book. I stared at the cover. It was of two arms holding out an apple with the title Twilight. Looked interesting enough. I started to read until the third page when I started to just flip through the book. I was about to the third chapter when I screamed.

Everyone looked at me. If I were not shocked, Edward and Emmett would have made me burst in laughter. Esme came from the kitchen and shook my shoulders. Alice, Rosalie and Jasper came running from downstairs. Everyone was calling out. "Bella! Bella! What's wrong?!?"

The only word that came out of my mouth was the word, "Twilight."

"What about Twilight?" asked Alice.

"We're in it…" I answered.

Everyone looked at me as if I grew a second head and started laughing. After they calmed down, they looked disbelieving. I handed the book to Alice and she flipped to the near end of the book. Her eyes grew wide. "She's damn right."

"Alice," Esme spoke, "Language…" Alice held up the book to the page she was on. The next thing I heard was Esme's gasp.

I nodded my head and then picked up the book entitled New Moon. Once again, this was about us. We were famous in literature. And we were shocked.