Konan and Pein were arguing again. It wasn't very often these two argued, but when they did, everyone just watched and didn't interfere. But this time was different. Konan was yelling at everyone in the base. "None of you idiots know what it's like to be a woman!" She yelled. "It's hard." She did remember that Deidara did know, but didn't add it on. Deidara was just a guy after all.
"How hard can it be? All you have to do is look pretty." Kisame said.
"I bet it would be fucking easy to be a woman. It's hard to be a guy." Hidan said.
"Really?" Konan asked. Everyone was glad she wasn't PMS-ing, or this argument would be alot worse. No one messed with Konan when she was PMS-ing. "If you think it's so easy, then I wish all of you could be girls. I wish you all would turn into girls and see how hard it really is!" She yelled, storming out of the room.
Deidara look terrified. He had stayed out of the arument because he did know what it was like to be a girl. He wasn't one for long, but he still knew. He hoped Konan didn't mean him when she said she wished they would all turn into girls. He didn't want to be a girl again.
"Well I wish she'd turn into a guy." Pein said, also storming out of the room. He stormed out of the base and into the forest surrounding it.
"Is it over Senpai?" Tobi asked Deidara, poking his head out from behind the couch. He had also stayed out of the fight as well, by hiding behind his Senpai who was sitting on the couch.
"Yes Tobi. The fight is over. Konan is in her room, and Leader-Sama is outside somewhere." Deidara answered.
"Good, Tobi doesn't like it when everyone is yelling." Tobi said in his usual childish tone.
Deidara got to thinking about Tobi's childish tone, and then got to thinking about the tone he uses in the bedroom, and that started to turn him on. He grabbed Tobi's arm, pulled him up, and licked the side of his swirly orange mask. "If you want more, follow me." He whispered in the stunned man's ear. Deidara got up from the couch, and walked down the hall to the room he and Tobi shared. He closed the door, and sat on the bed to wait for Tobi.
Tobi stood there for a few seconds while the other watched Deidara retreat to his room. Tobi snapped out of it and proceeded to follow his blonde lover. Everyone watched him go, all knowing what was going on.
Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's arm, and dragged him to the special room the leader gave Hidan for his rituals. The leader had told them if they were going to have sex, they had to do it in this room. Kakuzu had a habit of being rough on Hidan and causing a huge mess. Hidan, being the masochist he is, enjoys ever minute of it. In the process of them showing each other they care, there is alot of bloodshed. They fight becuase they like it. A verbal fight will turn into a fist fight, a fist fight will turn into a all out brawl, and that all out brawl will turn into Kakuzu dragging Hidan away from the rest and having his way with him, taking his anger out on Hidan's body, while giving the man pleasure, and getting some back.
Zetsu disappeared into the wall, in order to reappear in a close, but not too close, village for his next meal.
Itachi looked at Kisame. Kisame looked at him. Itachi shrugged, and walked to their shared room. Kisame watched him go, and followed, hoping Itachi was thinking the same thing he was.
After a few hours Pein returned to the base and went to his room. Konan was already asleep, it being about 11:00 at night. Pein saw a few blankets and a pillow on the floor, so he picked them up with a sigh and put them on the couch in the room. He layed down, covered up, and fell asleep.
By this time everyone in the base was conked out, all but Konan and Pein, by extreme activity with their partners. Zetsu had yet to return, and most likely wouldn't until morning, he perfered to sleep in the dirt outside when the night was clear. So no one noticed the blue light that surounded every member of Akatsuki, even the sleeping Zetsu outside. When the light vanished, everything was different, again.