Kakashi's Rampage

Chapter 1

For years the village of Konoha has been safe from treats well, not really. Once

every year Kakashi goes on a rampage Thousand Years of Deathing people in his personal

handbook Kakashi's Thousand Years of Death Tally Book. Well in the past

(When Kakashi was still an ANBU) Kakashi was the best; he got every body with TYD (TYD

stands for Thousand Years of Death because it's to long to spell through out this whole story)

Obito, First hokage, Second hokage, and even the Third, but

there were two people that he could not get for years, Itachi and Yondaime.

He was able to get the fourth, but that was when he was dead. (Pretty nasty huh) Okay on to

the present. Kakashi and his squad were out eating ramen at the Ichiraku Ramen Shop and

like always Naruto and Sasuke are being competitive.

This time the two are seeing who can eat the most ramen and Naruto seems to be hardly

winning, then all of a sudden they both puke, then they both look at each other with

lightning in the backround.

Naruto & Sasuke: "I win."

Kakashi: "I don't think so look." Kakashi points at Sakura. Both Naruto and Sasuke look at

how much bowls of ramen she ate.

Naruto & Sasuke: "HOLY $." Sakura looks at them both with a cute smile on her face.

She had a hell of a lot more bowls then Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi put together.

Naruto: "Wow Sakura you did so great. (Even though it sort of ticks me off.)"

Sasuke: "Huh, whatever." Sasuke turns away in discust.

Sakura: "(Awww I wanted to impress Sasuke, but instead I impressed Naruto.)"

Just then Kakashi drops his Icha Icha book

Kakashi: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Im sorry my precios book I didn't meen to drop you."

Naruto, Sasuke, & Sakura: "Kakashi sensai that book owns you."

Suddenly Naruto gets an idea.

Naruto: "Hey guys while he's moping over his book lets leave him with the bill."

Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke run off as fast as they can. Kakashi turns around to see

that his team mates are gone.

So he starts walking off.

Ramen Cook: "Hey what about the check."

Kakashi: "Oh yeah, lets see how much it is."

He takes a look at the check.

Kakashi: "...Holy thats a lot of &ing zeros!!!"

Kakashi: "Those brats are going to pay for this!!!" Kakashi sayed with flames in his eyes.

Kakashi: "Lucky tomorrow is my rampage, I'm going to get those three."

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This is the first chapter of my first fanfic.

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