A/N: Well, this is my very very first fanfic and my attempt to be funny! Be nice!


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An alarm echoed throughout the room of Ash Ketchum. The messy black haired boy drowsily hit the snooze button and tried to sleep again.

Unfortunately, his mother wasn't going to allow him to do so.

"Ash honey! Wake up! Today's your first day in school!" Delia reminded Ash from the kitchen as she cooked her special waffles for her son's special day. Apparently, her son wasn't cooperating.

A few minutes later, Ash has not even groan. "Ash Ketchum! Up! Now!" She demanded.

"5 more minutes mom!" Ash requested, yawning in the process, making him even more sleepy. "Ash, today's your first day in high school!" His mother reminded him. Ash groaned, "I miss summer already!"

Ash finally got up and tried to stay awake as he brushed his teeth. After which, he put on his jeans, a black t-shirt, a blue jacket (worn open), sneakers, green gloves and his good ol' red and white hat.

Ash didn't glance at the mirror, he didn't care much of his looks.

He went downstairs to be greeted by the aroma of his mother's special waffles. He sat down on their two-person table and excitedly waited for his mom's waffles.

"Here you go Ash!" His mom said as she set a plate down in front of him with two waffles on it. "Thanks mom!"Ash said.

Ash gobbled down the waffles in a flash, "That was great mom!"

"I'm glad you liked it" Delia said, eating her own breakfast, an oatmeal cereal.

"Well, gotta go, bus's probably there by now!" Ash took his backpack from the counter and exited from the backdoor.

"Good luck honey!" his mom called.

Ash saw from afar the bus stop, with the bus there, about to set off. Ash, being Ash, panicked.

"Wha- wait!" Ash ran towards the bus, hoping that the bus driver might see him. Apparently, he didn't.

Nonetheless, Ash continued running. Of course, due to him being distracted by the bus leaving him behind, he didn't notice the bike right in front of him, leaning on the fence of a house. Ash tripped.

He didn't only trip, he also accidentally made the bike go right in the middle of the street, unfortunately for him, it was garbage day. A garbage truck ran over the bike before Ash could even stand up. "That can't be good" Ash thought

"Like, see you later Mist" A girl said from the inside of the house the bike was leaning on. "Uh-oh"Ash thought.

"Yeah, See you!" Another girl said. "Ash you are dead" he told himself

Four girls came out of the house, Ash instantly stood up. Three of the girls didn't see Ash and went up the street towards the bus stop. One of the girls unfortunately...

"What happened to my bike!" the girl shouted at Ash, holding the remains of her bike.

"Um well, you see-" Ash nervously tried to explain

"That bike was worth a fortune!"

"I can- uh pay-"

"YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

"Eep!"

Ash ran for his life! The girl ran for him so fast, Ash didn't believe she needed the bike.


"I said I was sorry!" Ash said, still running.

"NO YOU DIDN"T!"

"Can I say it now, uh.. Mist, right?"

"It's Misty!"

"Oh great, my name's Ash Ketchum!"

"I don't care!"

"I promise I can pay for it!"

"You think you can just just get out of trouble that easily!"

"Actually, I was hoping so!"

BEEP

Ash and Misty stopped running to find out that came from a school bus.

"What're you two waiting for, next summer? Get movin'!"

Ash and Misty moved out of the way. The both of them noticed are in a parking lot. A school's parking lot. Ash squinted on the School's name.

Barrington High School.

"Well, here's my stop!" Ash happily said to Misty, "Thanks for the run, God knows I needed it! Promise I'll pay for your bike, someday! See ya around Misty!"

As Ash whistled off into the school, Misty growled and shouted, "I go to this school too!"

"Oh God please no" Ash mummbled. He suddenly felt someone turn him around and then everything else became blank.


Ash opened his eyes to find out he was in a white room.

"Oh no! I died!" Ash shouted, "This must be heaven!"

"No Mr Ketchum, this is the school clinic" A nurse said coming in the room.

"Oh" Ash rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment, "So, what time is it?"

"It's 9:00"

"9:00! Wait, what happened to me?"

"Well, I must say, getting yourself in a fight on the first day of school and then just suddenly forgetting it isn't the smartest thing to do, unless yoou wanted to be the first student in the clinic for the school year." the nurse said.

"A fight?"

"Yes, according to Ms Waterflower, anyway"

"Ms Waterflower?"

"Yes, Misty Waterflower"

"Misty?"

"Yes, the girl who took you here"

"Took me here?"

"Yes Mr Ketchum, now if you please, stop saying the words I say"

"Oh, sorry Nurse..."

"Nurse Joy"

"Nurse Joy"


"Why'd she have kick me out of the clinic like that!" Ash asked himself. He was now heading towards his next class with the schedule Nurse Joy got for him. "And why'd Misty help me"

"Ashy-boy, way to go!" A voice snapped him back to reality, Ash turned around to see it was just his spiky brown-head best friend Gary, and his other brunette best friend Leaf with him.

"Yeah Ash, who knew you could turn from the Loser of Middle School to the Bad-Ass of High School!" Leaf said.

"Hey, I wasn't the Loser of Middle School!" Ash protested.

"Sure you ain't Ashy-boy" Gary said, obviously not convinced, "You also don't have a black eye on you"

"A black what!" Ash looked around for something reflective, and only found the shiny floor. He went down on his knees and looked down to see that he did in fact have a black eye.

"Ash, get up! You're embarrassing us!" Leaf said, picking Ash up from the floor.

"So, Ash, tell us what really happened" Gary said, "You can't possibly think that we'd believe that ridiculous story about a fight now do you?"

Ash sighed, "Let's just say I seriously owe someone a new bike"


A/N: So, how'd ya like it? Love it? Absolutely despise it? Tell meh!

(Yeah, I made Gary Ash's best guy friend, just cause I can!)

other characters will come....eventually!

anyway, review if ya want to!