So people liked Corruption and Rebirth and though we are making another story featuring Ana and Aurorah, I decided to take part of this idea and make a solely Jazz x Aurorah story. The beginning is basically the same but the story is going to be different in the later chapters. I remade it so it only features Aurorah. Lets see how it goes.

This story is renamed Headlock.


Chapter one: No Touchy

Aurorah didn't know what hit her, but she had a headache the size of Jupiter. She rubbed the side of her head as she opened her blurry eyes. Her back was acting like a bitch and she noticed the reason was due to the fact that she was laying on a hard rocky surface.

'Were am I?' she groaned to herself and rolled onto her stomach. Placing her hand to the ground she slowly lifted herself to her knees. She looked around, taking in the dusty landscape with the barren trees. The sound of movement to her left caught her attention and she turned to see her cat Deidara sitting up. She crawled over to the confused calico-tortoiseshell and gathered her up in her arms. The cat growled softly but nosed her in happiness.

Standing up, Aurorah had to fight the wave of nausea before she was able to start walking. She had to find out where she was and what happened. She didn't remember anything before waking.

"This is going to be a long day Deis." She whispered to Deidara and headed to the direction where she could see a city.


Aurorah licked at a line of vanilla ice cream that was melting off of the cone in her hands. She had been walking around for what seemed like hours now, Deidara perched on her shoulder.

Looking up to the sky, the sun was starting to set and she was pretty sure she was lost. The first thing she had done after she had made it to the city was ask someone where she was. The first person she asked had ignored her and ran off muttering about 'psychos', the second had given her a weird look but told her none the less: the location was Tranquility, Nevada.

That had given her a shock.

Of all the places to mysteriously land, they ended up in the hometown of Sam Witwicky from the Transformers movies? Just the thought of being in the Transformers world made her grin wickedly; oh the things she would do to her favorite bots if such a thing was possible. A mini Aurorah had ran around inside her head laughing evilly.

After that she had just started wandering the town. A Starbucks had eventually drawn her attention and she had sat inside there for a while. She had brought out her phone to check if it was picking up a signal; sadly it wasn't. It was though connecting with the internet. She had shamelessly started to search for her favorite Transformers fanfiction when she was horrified to find .nothing was posted. There weren't even any categories for it.

A deeper perusal of the site had shown that the Transformers fandom didn't even seem to exist. Aurorah had been tempted to angrily throw her phone on the ground she was so mad. Had SOPA already been passed and now certain fanfiction fandoms were being banned? Was the man finally coming down on them?!

Aurorah had then gone to search Google, typing in 'Transformers', 'Cybertronian', and even 'Sunstreaker' and had come up with nothing. Her worst nightmare had come true. Transformers didn't exist. Or SOPA had just decided Transformers was a no-no. But bitch! Her Transformers! She wanted to cry.

She had left the Starbucks and walked until where she was now; a chocolate ice cream cone to help cure her depression. She sighed after she finished the last of the cone and jammed her hands into her coat pockets. It was starting to finally get cold and she was stuck outside in it, lost. Could her day get any worse?

A glint of silver in a lonely parking lot nearby caught her attention. The sight that greeted her eyes was… was… she couldn't even say. Was that really…

"Is that a fucking silver, stingray corvette?! HOLY FUCK!" she cried, making Deidara hiss.

Aurorah slowly crept up to the stingray, her hands twitching from the want to touch it. The glow from the streetlamps above it created a gold glow that bounced off silver-chrome paint, making it shine like it was the Holy Grail.

Touch it.

Must. Touch. It!

Aurorah stood in front of the cars gleaming hood, staring at it as if she could stare into the cars soul. She blinked, missing the car shivering.

"OH MY GOOOOOD!"

Aurorah fell onto the hood; arms spread out, and rubbed her cheek against it in loving caresses. She couldn't believe that she was here, right next to one of her dream cars. A silver stingray corvette! She was in love.

She chuckled to herself with a goofy smile on her face.

'It's like a dream come true.'

She smiled evilly and slid down the hood of the car.

'Now, I wonder what would happen if I did…this!' She didn't know what compelled her. It was just a car. She would admit though that bending down and reaching under the car to grip a thick tube that connected to the engine and rubbing it was probably the most perverted thing she had ever done.

The car gave a loud honk and reversed away from her; the engine sputtering in disbelief. Aurorah sat on her knees and just stared at the car, mouth hanging open and mind frozen. What had just happened? There was no one in that car. What?

Slowly the sound of sliding metal caught her ears and she watched as the car transformed and stood up in front of her. Wheels twisted into place on his feet and the front and tail end of the car moved to create chest, shoulders and back. The head came together, glowing blue optics staring at her, accusation and embarrassment burning behind them.

"What the hell was that?! You can't just go grabbing at a bot's tubing like that! It's rude!"

Aurorah stared up at the bot. The silver bot. The silver Autobot. A fucking Transformer.

And it was Sideswipe.

Sideswipe.

'Oh my god. I just molested Sideswipe.'

"Hey, yo, you okay down there?" Sideswipe bent down to her level and waved a servo in front of her face. She came back to herself and realized that she should probably start breathing again. She gasped and went onto her hands and knees.

"Oh wow. Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow. No way. Oh wow" Aurorah blubbered, her brain sputtering in an attempt to wrap around this new discovery.

"Huh?"

"Is this really happening? Are you sure you're not a dream?"

Sideswipe stood back on his wheeled feet and put his hands on his hips.

"Well I feel pretty real to me."

Aurorah stood back up on her feet, noticing how she come up to just under his ankle joint and stared up at him with sparking eyes.

"Can I touch you?"

Sideswipe rolled away and stared at her hesitantly. The human had come out of nowhere, rubbed herself all over him, and then groped him, and now she expected him to allow her to touch him again?

"Fine, but no grabbing at anything this time."

Aurorah jumped up and down in excitement and scurried over to Sideswipe. Once she was close to his wheeled feet she brought a hand out and slowly brought it to his metal skin. She slid her hand over the metal and was surprised by the warmth of it even though the air around them was cold. She giggled and brought both hands onto the metal and stood closer to him. Just a little more and…

"Oh no, no, no. I think that's enough touching for now."

"But awwww."

"Nu-uh, no 'but awwww's."

Aurorah grinned anyway.

"Man, Sideswipe, you're just the coolest."

Sideswipe frowned.

"Wait, how do you know my name?"

Aurorah froze and cursed.

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. I just did the one thing self-insert oc's should never do in fanfiction.

"Uhhhhh…"

Sideswipe narrowed his optics and bent down so his face was right in front of hers. She backed her head just a little

"Yes?" He drawled.

Aurorah glanced around her and the thought of running away came to mind before it was squashed under the surety that Sideswipe could easily grab her before she got very far.

"Ummm, well, you see…I'll only tell you if you help me!"

Sideswipe raised an eyebrow ridge. Was this little human serious?

"And what makes you think I won't just force it out of you?"

Aurorah gave a proud smirk at his question.

"Because you're not allowed to hurt humans."

Sideswipe frowned at that. How the hell does she know that? Dammit, now he had to help her. He decided to report in to Optimus before he helped the human.

:Sideswipe to Optimus:

It wasn't a second before Optimus replied back.

:Optimus here. What is it Sideswipe?:

:I have a…: He glanced at the human femme smiling up at him. :…situation here.:

:What is it?:

:A human knows who and what I am. She seemed to know what I was when I was in my alt form and also knew who I was after I transformed.:

He conveniently left out that she also seemed to know which spots on a mech were more sensitive than others.

:What? Did she explain how she knew? She could be a serious security leak as well as a danger to herself.:

:No, she says she'll only tell me if I help her with something.:

:Hmm, well agree to help her, but only if it's not against the laws of humankind.:

:One more thing.:

:Yes?:

:She emits this…energy.:

:Energy? Do you know what it is?:

:No.:

:Hmmm….well, good luck. Report back in when you find out more. Optimus out.:

Sideswipe let out a big sigh and glanced back at the human. Why did he always get stuck with the weird ones?

"Alright, get in. Just try not to drool on my upholstery would'ja?" With that Sideswipe transformed back into his stingray alt-form and opened the passenger side door. Aurorah let out a squeal of delight and ran to the corvette as fast as she could. She slid into his leather upholstered seats in bliss. She could keep her hands from wondering over the smooth and surprisingly warm, leather.

Aurorah shivered when the engine purred to life. God if it hadn't turned her on.

"I mean it! No drool! And stop touching me like that!"

Aurorah quickly wiped her mouth and nodded her head, stilling her hands.

"Right, sorry."

"Anyways, I'm going to take you back to base. You gonna finally explain what you need help with?"

"Well, I may or may not have been transported here from an alternate dimension where things that kinda exist here never used to exist there."

"What?"

"And I may or may not know about you guys because the cartoon in question that existed back in our world may or may not have been all about your race and history."

"What?"

Awkward silence passed between the two. The only sound was the quiet hum of the engine and wind passing over the car. She couldn't stop her hands from roaming this time.

"You're joking right?" Sideswipe asked, ignoring the pleasant feel of the humans femmes hands smoothing over his interior. Damn her!

"I swear, scout's honor." Course she had never been a girl scout in her life, but Sideswipe didn't need to know that.

"If you say so, now which—" Sideswipe paused. "Slag!" He sped up exponentially sending Aurorah and Deidara flying back into the seats.

"Whoa! What's going on?"

Sideswipe growled.

"Barricade!"

Aurorah's eyes widened. She turned around in the seat to look out the rear view window. Sure enough there was a Saleen Mustang police cruiser speeding behind them. She flinched and Deidara yowled when the mustang rammed into Sideswipe's rear bumper, the action jarring them.

"No. Way."

"Yes way, now hold on!"

Aurorah's heart raced as Sideswipe sped down the narrow streets, dodging cars by mere millimeters in his attempt to escape the Saleen mustang.

For what felt like hours they drove till the sound of perusal died away. She looked through the rear view window and couldn't find the mustang anywhere in sight.

"Did we lose him?"

"I think so."

"Oh good."

She slumped back into Sideswipes leather seats and let out a deep sigh. At least Barricade wasn't after them anymore.

"I don't think he'll give up that easily. I need to get you back to base as soon as possible."

Aurorah nodded, unable to speak. She could only bring Deidara into her lap for comfort. Sideswipe looked on through his dashboard and felt bad.

He'd get her to base safely.