Summary: SPN100 Drabble Challenge. Word of the week: length. These are the main rules of life and the hunt that Dean Winchester lives by.
Word count below: 100 on the nose.
1. Always look after your family.
2. Research before a hunt. Getting killed sucks.
3. You only need to gank vampires, but damn vampires you always need to gank.
4. Don't buy bags of ice melt. Buy table salt in bulk, you dumb sonofabitch.
5. Carry paper clips. A thin length of metal can double as a lock pick. Saved my sweet ass on more
than one occasion.
6. Rule #5 doesn't apply when you wake up naked/chained to a table. Trust me, it'll happen.
7. When the shit hits the fan improvise.
8. Pie is good. Vegetables are evil.
~Finis~